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If a women farts or goes to the bathroom in front of me shes gone

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If a women ... goes to the bathroom in front of me shes gone

 

Well, you always have the option of leaving the bathroom. Hell, I'd even encourage it.

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Awww.... Nothing cements a budding relationship like that first fart... ha ha.

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I find it erotic when a girl is open and can feel comfortable to do that in front of me. the act itself is not rellevant. taking a dump, pissing, farting. doesnt bother me the least. but that shes so open to do.

 

my GF took a whiz with the door open while brushing her teeth just recently. such a turn on. I loved it.

 

lets not talk about protein powder and farting.

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For example... a guy I date on and off always asks me this since he finds it weird I won't fart in front of him and thinks once I do - it will mean I am more comfortable with him.

 

Only if you light it with a match. And post a picture of it on Facebook.

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I never knew farting was such a big thing to some people. Makes me think I'm weird for not caring lol not that I fart often but still.

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I never knew farting was such a big thing to some people. Makes me think I'm weird for not caring lol not that I fart often but still.

 

Flatulence is serious, serious business!

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When me and my ex missus were loved up we were totally comfortable around each other and I would fart all the time. Sometimes on her head, which was very funny, even she would crack a smile and giggle. When she made a little smell I would often exaggerate how bad it was leaving her blushing and laughing uncontrollably. Fun times, I miss it :)

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When me and my ex missus were loved up we were totally comfortable around each other and I would fart all the time. Sometimes on her head, which was very funny, even she would crack a smile and giggle. When she made a little smell I would often exaggerate how bad it was leaving her blushing and laughing uncontrollably. Fun times, I miss it :)

Well I see why she is your ex :sick::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Never have, wouldn't want to. But it would be hilarious to dutch oven a women once, it would be worth getting hit!

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I farted in front my ex twice both times by accident.

One time she poked my belly, I tensed up to seem tough haha but farted instead. The second time, we were just walking along and it came out because I was so comfortable. She laughed mainly because of my embarrassment. I had farted over times but they were silent and smelly and went unacknowledged :p

 

She farted in front of me a few times but not knowingly. I used to wind her up and she would get really embarrassed. She farted in bed and it was so big it woke us both up!!!

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Why do guys find the need to ask this question when you are dating them?

 

Have you asked this question or been asked?

 

When do you generally ask?

 

I personally don't fart in front of guys ... I will excuse myself to the bathroom.

When do you start farting?

 

Why does it have to be a bathroom? Why not another room in the house ?

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I don't even do it in front of family members or best friends.

 

I've never, even when I was a teenager or younger, found bodily noises/smells funny. I still don't.

 

When I see grown men make jokes about it or actually do it, it's cringe worthy.

 

I expect my girl to be polite and not do it in front of me.

 

I understand it's a part of life, but so is pissing.

 

You don't piss in front of people now do you? (unless drunk)

 

Not a good comparison..... peeing is unsanitary and makes an unacceptable mess....farts are just air that smells bad, nothing more.

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Not a good comparison..... peeing is unsanitary and makes an unacceptable mess....farts are just air that smells bad, nothing more.

 

Urine is actually sterile. Though it does leave a mess.

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Why does it have to be a bathroom? Why not another room in the house ?

Hehe... it can't be in smelling distance.

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For example... a guy I date on and off always asks me this since he finds it weird I won't fart in front of him and thinks once I do - it will mean I am more comfortable with him.

 

Gross man. I don't fart in front of my bf, and I don't look at it at all as an indicator of my comfort level around him.

 

We have talked bathroom habits or whatever re: being around each other.... and we both agree pooping, farting, peeing, etc in front of your partner is a MAJOR romance killer.

 

Nothing wrong with keeping some things private.

 

If my bf farted on my face like someone said upthread, I honestly think I'd instinctively punch him. That is just vile. :sick: Not cute or funny at all....

 

In regards to poo/farts smelling even when you are in the bathroom... you can buy this stuff called "Poo-Pourri" (sp?) that you squirt on the water before you go and it doesn't let ANY smell out.

 

If a fart accidentally comes out, well it happens and that's fine, but purposely doing it is disgusting.

 

Last weekend I did have to pee around him because we were on a picnic in the woods...he turned around obvs but sadly when I was pushing out pee, 2 farts came out lol. Hearmph.

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Gross man. I don't fart in front of my bf, and I don't look at it at all as an indicator of my comfort level around him.

 

We have talked bathroom habits or whatever re: being around each other.... and we both agree pooping, farting, peeing, etc in front of your partner is a MAJOR romance killer.

 

Nothing wrong with keeping some things private.

 

If my bf farted on my face like someone said upthread, I honestly think I'd instinctively punch him. That is just vile. :sick: Not cute or funny at all....

 

In regards to poo/farts smelling even when you are in the bathroom... you can buy this stuff called "Poo-Pourri" (sp?) that you squirt on the water before you go and it doesn't let ANY smell out.

 

If a fart accidentally comes out, well it happens and that's fine, but purposely doing it is disgusting.

 

Last weekend I did have to pee around him because we were on a picnic in the woods...he turned around obvs but sadly when I was pushing out pee, 2 farts came out lol. Hearmph.

 

A lady with class and grace:love:

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Only if I was 100% sure that it was going to be really, especially, extremely stinky would I ever let one rip in front of my gf.

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Burping too

 

You just had to go and ruin it, didn't you... :p

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Well, I've failed this test of lady-hood miserably :laugh:

 

I am absolutely sure all of you fart on you SO in your sleep. And they are too nice to tell you :p

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I tend to fart a lot as a rule.

our dog also likes to fart in peoples faces.

my partner farts in the dogs face too.

we all stink of poop.

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Well, I've failed this test of lady-hood miserably :laugh:

 

I am absolutely sure all of you fart on you SO in your sleep. And they are too nice to tell you :p

Now I really want to ask....ugh

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Not a good comparison..... peeing is unsanitary and makes an unacceptable mess....farts are just air that smells bad, nothing more.

 

 

You mean you never sharted?:laugh:

 

TFOY

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I was under the impression that women don't fart.

 

:confused:

 

Women neither fart nor poop.

 

It's a fact.

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Women neither fart nor poop.

 

It's a fact.

 

Or scratch their crotches.

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