SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Why do guys find the need to ask this question when you are dating them? Have you asked this question or been asked? When do you generally ask? I personally don't fart in front of guys ... I will excuse myself to the bathroom. It just isn't something I do - then again that will change if I lived with a guy. I wouldn't be too bothered if a guy did it - as long as he wasn't rude. When do you start farting?
Els Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 REALLY weird question to ask! Frankly, unless it was intended as a joke, I'd think that anyone who would consider it a big enough issue to talk about it early in dating, is just way too hung up on the myth of perfection and rainbows and unicorns. Much more tasteless than the actual farting, IMO. I really don't even remember when we started. Probably several months in or a year? It wasn't a big deal at all. We both fart whenever we please and neither of us finds it rude. It's just a bodily function. Obviously, though, trying the dutch oven on your partner is just immature and rude. I know some couples say they've never done it, and that's all well and good, but I bet even they don't ask about it early in dating! 2
cerridwen Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Why do guys find the need to ask this question when you are dating them? Have you asked this question or been asked? When do you generally ask? I personally don't fart in front of guys ... I will excuse myself to the bathroom. It just isn't something I do - then again that will change if I lived with a guy. I wouldn't be too bothered if a guy did it - as long as he wasn't rude. When do you start farting? Yes, I've been asked early on. Why, I couldn't tell you. My suspicion is out of a devilish desire to embarrass me. It worked. 2
Author SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Author Posted April 8, 2013 For example... a guy I date on and off always asks me this since he finds it weird I won't fart in front of him and thinks once I do - it will mean I am more comfortable with him.
Author SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Author Posted April 8, 2013 Yes, I've been asked early on. Why, I couldn't tell you. My suspicion is out of a devilish desire to embarrass me. It worked. I think we should fart on them when asked. Like hold them down and fart. The funny thing is the person who asked me - when I was in his apartment and he was at work ... I walked to the gas station to take a dump. 6
cerridwen Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I think we should fart on them when asked. Like hold them down and fart. The funny thing is the person who asked me - when I was in his apartment and he was at work ... I walked to the gas station to take a dump. Even if I lived with someone for a decade (and I actually did!) I couldn't do it. I don't mind if my SO passes gas but him doing that in the kitchen, while we're eating, in the bed with even the hint of a potential Dutch Oven situation, and forget about it! 2
Feelin Frisky Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I don't know what you're talking about since I'm only one guy. But my policy about passing gas one should try not to observed at it either by sound or sight be they male or female. I don't have gas very often so it's not a problem say if I were with someone to excuse myself for a moment and go to the bathroom and consider it all the lines of other bodily functions you go there for. Let's face it, we're not joined at the hip and the company of men with women even if they live together still involves consideration and some sort of "social contract". I wouldn't frankly hate it if my woman starts farting like a sow whenever she damn well felt like it. Hopefully she'd be about a gas neutral as I. I really don't fart much unless I eat a mass beans and Brussels sprouts. 1
Drseussgrrl Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Farting, picking your nose, pooping - all that crap (no pun intended) needs to stay in the bathroom. Come on people let's keep the romance alive. 5
Author SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Author Posted April 8, 2013 Even if I lived with someone for a decade (and I actually did!) I couldn't do it. I don't mind if my SO passes gas but him doing that in the kitchen, while we're eating, in the bed with even the hint of a potential Dutch Oven situation, and forget about it! Party bus threatened to fart on me when I was in his bed. I told him I would seriously jump kick him. At least the other only brings it up.
amaysngrace Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Nobody ever asked me that before but I was married for almost ten years and I'm pretty sure he never heard me fart. I'm more of a burper though.
Drseussgrrl Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 (edited) Burping too Edited April 8, 2013 by Drseussgrrl Meant to start my own thread. Dammit. 1
Poppy fields Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I have been with my husband for 8 years. I have only ever accidentally farted in front of him, and he has only accidentally farted in front of me. There was never an official discussion about it. I think we are just both prudes in that regard. He has watched me push a baby out of my vagina, so take that for what it is worth. 3
candie13 Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 my ex of 7 years was a funny guy - the eternal teenager. After about 6 or 7 months of dating, decided it was very funny to fart around me... I was sharing the flat with other girls, at the time... and they would hear it too. Very romantic! Luckily for me, he grew out of it, after getting tired of his own joke. Never had anyone ask me anything about farting, I look very proper!
Mme. Chaucer Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 He has watched me push a baby out of my vagina, so take that for what it is worth. There may have been some accidental farts during that event.
MrCastle Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I don't even do it in front of family members or best friends. I've never, even when I was a teenager or younger, found bodily noises/smells funny. I still don't. When I see grown men make jokes about it or actually do it, it's cringe worthy. I expect my girl to be polite and not do it in front of me. I understand it's a part of life, but so is pissing. You don't piss in front of people now do you? (unless drunk) 2
Poppy fields Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 There may have been some accidental farts during that event. Yeah, probably.
Mme. Chaucer Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 as he wasn't rude. When do you start farting? As soon as I wake up in the morning and I keep up a steady stream of flatulence all day. Heck, I'm sure I'm tooting away in my sleep, as well. Just kidding. Everyone knows that ladies don't fart. Ever. That makes me suspicious of your claim that you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom if you feel one coming on. I hope the bathroom is well removed from the lounging area!
GorillaTheater Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I have been with my husband for 8 years. I have only ever accidentally farted in front of him, and he has only accidentally farted in front of me. There was never an official discussion about it. I think we are just both prudes in that regard. He has watched me push a baby out of my vagina, so take that for what it is worth. Maybe I was potty-trained at gunpoint or something, but count me in with the prudes. I never fart in front of my wife unless by accident, and she does the same. Just not something I'd ever be comfortable with. 1
Author SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Author Posted April 8, 2013 As soon as I wake up in the morning and I keep up a steady stream of flatulence all day. Heck, I'm sure I'm tooting away in my sleep, as well. Just kidding. Everyone knows that ladies don't fart. Ever. That makes me suspicious of your claim that you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom if you feel one coming on. I hope the bathroom is well removed from the lounging area! I am trying to remember if I ever sneaked one out but I don't think I did. It seems weird to me too! I barely fart in front of my family. My father and brother are real jerks and think farting is a joke so I am not going to lie -- it bothers the hell out of me for a guy to make a joke about it. Like these fu ckers would have farting contest and legit fart on you. I wonder if I fart in my sleep. I should ask someone. My brother says I do.
candie13 Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I actually vagina farted once (won't give you the context ). I was quite embarrassed, my bf at the time thought it was wicked ... I would not be mortified if that happened again - but that first time really caught me off guard, had no idea I was able to do that, lol! 1
Author SmileFace Posted April 8, 2013 Author Posted April 8, 2013 I actually vagina farted once (won't give you the context ). I was quite embarrassed, my bf at the time thought it was wicked ... I would not be mortified if that happened again - but that first time really caught me off guard, had no idea I was able to do that, lol! No... this is pretty darn normal. Queef like a boss. teehee 1
RogerWallace111 Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 Hold off for first few months, or until you're clearly "on the level" with the person, then let em rip. Though I'll admit to holding a bit of a double standard, in that if my ex had farted in front of me even half as much as I did with her, it would have grossed me out. She doesn't need to actively "hold them in" once things are official and all courtship's facades are down, she just shouldn't be as nasty as me
Art_Critic Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 I'm more of a burper though. Farting is supposed to not happen in front of your SO, but if it does.. we laugh... Toilet humor is funny and we have that kind of poop humor laughs each day... Life is too short to worry about such things Try having a 5 year old and not laughing when he says: Knock Knock Whose there ? Dia Dia Who ? Diarrhea.. Burping... I once dated a girl that could burp the alphabet and bragged about it on the first date.. 4
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