Wow, girl from online dating literally said last night she wants sex with me! DAMN!!

[readytodate123]

Don't ruin the mood. DUH!

[Poppy fields]

I have never texted to orgasm. Interesting. I need to hear a voice for that to happen.

[PogoStick]

I've said this to guys before. And it would drive me crazy if they played coy or were talking about serenading me and ****. Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Just **** me already, and quit your yapping!"

 

Also, a lot of men suck at dirty talk. I love it when a dude can get down with it and hold his own.

 

Examples of your preferred dirty talk, seriously.

 

How about: I'll come over. You wear a little skirt, pull it up when I walk in, and the 1st time our skin ever touches will be when I slide in.

 

Not sure this fantasy is one I'll ever accomplish but a man can dream!

[PogoStick]

And yes, these things really do happen. Sometimes a woman has a dry spell or just went through a breakup and just wants to get some. 50/50 chance the girl is a bit crazy, maybe bipolar, but that just makes the sex better.

[outsidethebox]

And yes, these things really do happen. Sometimes a woman has a dry spell or just went through a breakup and just wants to get some. 50/50 chance the girl is a bit crazy, maybe bipolar, but that just makes the sex better.

 

when you start up an OLD profile, women in "dry spells" don't start texting you with "oh, I'm so lonely, please don't tease me."

 

By women, I mean IRL women, with or without whatever mental disorder you want to ascribe to them.

 

There are any number of men with women profiles who do this, but using the word "women" to describe them belongs in the Gender Identity forum.

[outsidethebox]

I have never texted to orgasm. Interesting. I need to hear a voice for that to happen.

 

It's an acquired skill, male or female.

[Treasa]

Examples of your preferred dirty talk, seriously.

 

How about: I'll come over. You wear a little skirt, pull it up when I walk in, and the 1st time our skin ever touches will be when I slide in.

 

Not sure this fantasy is one I'll ever accomplish but a man can dream!

 

I like it. I tend to be more graphic than "slide in," but I'm not going to give examples here.

[ltjg45]

Males is so messed up these days valuing sex as if it is the "holy grail" of dating.

 

Sorry to disappoint you but sex is not all that anymore. If a female is hitting on me so hard that she wants to get laid 5 minutes after we met, I will be wondering what the hell her real motive really is.

 

OP got so excited over it that he didn't consider the possible dangers that can also come from such a message.

 

Hello, logic here. It wants to be used.