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I am in shock a little bit lol. I met this girl on a dating site, she seemed friendly, really nice girl, attractive and we have stuff in common. Anyway, last out of nowhere, she text me with this.

 

Her: "I'm really lonely tonight :("

Me: "I think you need someone there"

Her: "I think I do"

Me: "But have your dog"

Her: "I know"

 

Then there was a little pause between texts and she text with

 

Her: "I would rather it was you"

Me: "Is there space for me?"

Her: "I'd make space"

Me: "would I need to serenade you?"

Her: "If you wanted lol"

Me: "seeing as you like my eyes, you could look into them while I sing to you"

Her: "Aw don't tease!"

Me: "don't you like to be teased?"

Her: "I do but I'd prefer you laid here teasing me..."

 

Then we went into a bit of dirty talk, telling her how I'd kiss her, touch her etc.

 

Me: "slowly kiss your soft lips, maybe nibble on your ear. u like?"

Her: "I like"

Her: "you do realise you're turning me on x"

 

Then we continued the dirty talk until she said this:

 

Her: "if you could see me right now...the affect you're having x"

Her: "what do you want to do to me"

Me: "you know what I want to do to you ;)"

Her: "I'd let you..."

Her: I'm really wet and horny"

Me: "I'm glad im having an affect on you. I just want to feel you, caress you, talk sweet nothings in your ear, kiss you all over..."

Her: "I'm laying here imagining it's you...you're gorgeous"

 

Her "I'm thinking of you"

Her: "I love sex"

 

 

Then she just comes out with this!

 

Her: I want to have sex with you. I find you and your age a turn on. I want to control and teach you"

 

 

Then we had a bit more dirty talk until she said she came. Oh, by the way, she is 30 and I'm 24

 

Take into account, that I've only had her number for just over a day. We were texting back and forth. I am new to online dating, so this was awesome to me.[/b]

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TaraMaiden Established Member

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Let's hope the actual performance doesn't differ wildly from the script.

 

It all sounds great - on "paper"..... ;)

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rocketman122 Established Member

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did you talk on the phone...? no. it was a fake profile of a man. another amateur has been played HAHA!

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Let's hope the actual performance doesn't differ wildly from the script.

 

It all sounds great - on "paper"..... ;)

 

Haha, I know. I wanted to go there last night, but I couldn't because I was looking after my young nephew. I literally wanted to jump out of the bed and head to her's right there and then. I worry that she might regret doing that this morning though. She hasn't replied to me, so I'm wondering if she feels ashamed. It shocked me, because she never spoke too much like before. She threw out the odd comment that sounded sexual, but never came out and blatantly said it like that.

thefooloftheyear Established Member

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If you decide to hook up with her and it works out, great. Just dont fall for her, though..

 

Just as easliy as she did this to you is as easy as she'll do it to the next swinging dick..

 

TFOY

TaraMaiden Established Member

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did you talk on the phone...? no. it was a fake profile of a man. another amateur has been played HAHA!

 

Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean everyone else is as gullible a schmuck...

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rocketman122 Established Member

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Just because it happened to you, it doesn't mean everyone else is as gullible a schmuck...

 

Sorry but momma didnt raise no idiot. I smell this stuff from a mile away. add to it that im a skeptic virgo whos sees everything and my motto, I dont believe it till I see it. try again and come back with something better.

 

You know what they say, a sucker is born every 10 seconds

TaraMaiden Established Member

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You sound older than 10 seconds.....

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rocketman122 Established Member

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You sound older than 10 seconds.....

 

nice try ed

TaraMaiden Established Member

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You're only responding because I've hit a nerve, sweetie....

rocketman122 Established Member

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sure keep saying that to yourself. whatever makes you happy. im very confident in my shell.

Treasa Established Member

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I've said this to guys before. And it would drive me crazy if they played coy or were talking about serenading me and ****. Sometimes I feel like screaming, "Just **** me already, and quit your yapping!"

 

Also, a lot of men suck at dirty talk. I love it when a dude can get down with it and hold his own.

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ThaWholigan Established Member

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Been there, done that, got the FWB arrangement :D.

 

If real, then it just goes to show - OLD aint so bad lol

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soccerrprp Established Member

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I am in shock a little bit lol. I met this girl on a dating site, she seemed friendly, really nice girl, attractive and we have stuff in common. Anyway, last out of nowhere, she text me with this.

 

Her: "I'm really lonely tonight :("

Me: "I think you need someone there"

Her: "I think I do"

Me: "But have your dog"

Her: "I know"

 

Then there was a little pause between texts and she text with

 

Her: "I would rather it was you"

Me: "Is there space for me?"

Her: "I'd make space"

Me: "would I need to serenade you?"

Her: "If you wanted lol"

Me: "seeing as you like my eyes, you could look into them while I sing to you"

Her: "Aw don't tease!"

Me: "don't you like to be teased?"

Her: "I do but I'd prefer you laid here teasing me..."

 

Then we went into a bit of dirty talk, telling her how I'd kiss her, touch her etc.

 

Me: "slowly kiss your soft lips, maybe nibble on your ear. u like?"

Her: "I like"

Her: "you do realise you're turning me on x"

 

Then we continued the dirty talk until she said this:

 

Her: "if you could see me right now...the affect you're having x"

Her: "what do you want to do to me"

Me: "you know what I want to do to you ;)"

Her: "I'd let you..."

Her: I'm really wet and horny"

Me: "I'm glad im having an affect on you. I just want to feel you, caress you, talk sweet nothings in your ear, kiss you all over..."

Her: "I'm laying here imagining it's you...you're gorgeous"

 

Her "I'm thinking of you"

Her: "I love sex"

 

 

Then she just comes out with this!

 

Her: I want to have sex with you. I find you and your age a turn on. I want to control and teach you"

 

 

Then we had a bit more dirty talk until she said she came. Oh, by the way, she is 30 and I'm 24

 

Take into account, that I've only had her number for just over a day. We were texting back and forth. I am new to online dating, so this was awesome to me.[/b]

 

Wow, you lucky dog! It can't get any better than this! So perfect! :) I couldn't have scripted it better myself!

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Next thing she's going to tell you she wants is $$$$$$$ and she'll want that first. Wire it to her and you'll never see or hear from her again. Don't flatter yourself.

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runningfar Established Member

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Sorry but momma didnt raise no idiot. I smell this stuff from a mile away. add to it that im a skeptic virgo whos sees everything and my motto, I dont believe it till I see it. try again and come back with something better.

 

You know what they say, a sucker is born every 10 seconds

 

Using an astrological sign to support ones tendency towards skepticism makes me chuckle.

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outsidethebox Established Member

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LOL transvestite... he'll be lucky if this guy even pretends to be a woman.

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BlackWalker Member

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Been there, done that, got the FWB arrangement :D.

 

If real, then it just goes to show - OLD aint so bad lol

 

Oh, it's real. I only started using online dating recently and wasn't expecting a lot, especially as most guys I've heard used it, complain that the girl's on them are up their own asses, frigid etc.

 

I will keep you updated though, just so I can provide feedback.

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When you get there watch out for her 3 friends with guns / knives / baseball bats.

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Giraffe1 Established Member

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I am not trying to rain on your parade or anything but be careful! Normally when something is too good to be true, it is. Be cautious and use protection.

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I always find that I get turned OFF by women who heavy flirts/proposition sex by text. It gives me the impression that they have low self esteem and looking for attention.

 

Just last night, a girl was drunk texting me and asking me to give her permission come over to my place. This is after I declined to come out and "take care" of her in her drunk state at the bar. It was not sexy, it's desperate. Desperate is awful.

 

Have some self respect.

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Object_a Established Member

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The only woman who ever sent me messages like this before meeting for the first time turned out to be a complete psycho. See my post in the "female creeps" thread o_0

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I am not trying to rain on your parade or anything but be careful! Normally when something is too good to be true, it is. Be cautious and use protection.

 

Yes, make sure you both use protection. especially him. ;)

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outsidethebox Established Member

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I always find that I get turned OFF by women who heavy flirts/proposition sex by text. It gives me the impression that they have low self esteem and looking for attention.

 

Just last night, a girl was drunk texting me and asking me to give her permission come over to my place. This is after I declined to come out and "take care" of her in her drunk state at the bar. It was not sexy, it's desperate. Desperate is awful.

 

Have some self respect.

 

Don't worry, it's not real. It's undoubtedly a gay guy who put up a female profile. It's not a woman to be turned on or off by.

 

In addition, to make this work, he is already planting seeds of "wants to control you". He'll have this guy blindfold and tie himself up in a motel room waiting for him for first date.

 

Anyone who thinks women text complete strangers like that have a lot to learn.

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MrNate 2.0 Established Member

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Alright, enough talking. Wonderful scripts. Shakespeare would be proud.

 

 

Now go tap that ass already before she changes her mind.

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