Buttercup84 Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Whenever I first start dating, I hate going to the bathroom at their place. I do not want them to hear me pee like a waterfall or, accidently fart. It takes me a while to feel Ok around a guy. But with friends it is not a problem. Any other ladies feel the same ?
Locust Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Whenever I first start dating, I hate going to the bathroom at their place. I do not want them to hear me pee like a waterfall or, accidently fart. It takes me a while to feel Ok around a guy. But with friends it is not a problem. Any other ladies feel the same ? I couldn't help but laugh what you said .. I'm a guy but I' ma tell you the truth I'm like you when I'm at a female friend house. When I pee, I pee on the side of the bowl and if I feel I have to blow a fuse, I push a little by little and if it stinks I take my shirt off and circulate the air. 1
Author Buttercup84 Posted April 6, 2013 Author Posted April 6, 2013 I couldn't help but laugh what you said .. I'm a guy but I' ma tell you the truth I'm like you when I'm at a female friend house. When I pee, I pee on the side of the bowl and if I feel I have to blow a fuse, I push a little by little and if it stinks I take my shirt off and circulate the air. Haha it is so bad. Last time I was dying to pee, and only went to the loo when he went out to put oil in his car. Horrible.
Archgirl Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Hahahahaha! I hate thinking they can hear me pee! The one i'm seeing now I just said "I need to pee but I can't if I think you can hear so you have to go find something to do up the other end of the house for three minutes". He laughed his ass off and told me I was cute. 1
Radu Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Haha it is so bad. Last time I was dying to pee, and only went to the loo when he went out to put oil in his car. Horrible. Well, i'm not a lady, so ... i'll answer anyway. I have a fixation, i never pee standing up when i'm in someone's house. And i must always pre-wipe the edge of the bowl, because someone might have peed standing up. I also don't like it to be heard, so i aim it for the porcelain and lower the intensity. Afterwards i make sure that everything is in the same exact position. 1
miss_jaclynrae Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 I just pull the cute card. Rather than hold my pee and be miserable, I just tell them I need to use the bathroom. If im spending time at their house, I should feel comfortable telling them I need to pee. Lol
Author Buttercup84 Posted April 6, 2013 Author Posted April 6, 2013 Btw, i love your avatar OP. Who is that ? Thank you. No idea, was looking for a hairstyle for a wedding and found it.
Radu Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 It reminds me of Juliette Binoche in Decalage Horaire.
Treasa Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 ....Yeah, I will loudly and happily, much like a five-year-old, say, "I need to pee!" Pretty much wherever I'm at. This could be part of the reason why my roommate will sometimes ask me (while laughing), "What are you, five?" 2
january2011 Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 I knew someone who would turn the tap on and leave it running because she didn't want anyone to hear her pee. In my experience, the more you worry about it, the more likely you will stress yourself out and end up doing something you'll get really embarrassed about, such as farting during oral sex. Best just to relax and remember that everyone pees and poos, including the Queen of England. If he's going to be turned off by bodily functions, then he's probably not going to be LTR material - what's going to happen to him when he needs to hold your hand during labour? Btw, i love your avatar OP. Who is that ? Thank you. No idea, was looking for a hairstyle for a wedding and found it. Charlotte Le Bon 2
sweetkiwi Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 My grandma won't even let anyone know she uses the bathroom. She turns on the water and refuses to talk to anyone though the door, even for very important things. My only problem with peeing at a guys house is the dreaded smelly pee. Coffee pee or something. It's awful. But in a relationship I pee with the door open. And I've been known to pee in public places..... 1
runningfar Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 (edited) It never occurred to me to be bothered by that in the slightest. I do find talking about bodily functions distasteful and would not dream of anything but "Where's the restroom" not anything explicit, but I don't care about if anyone hears me or any of that. I won't pass gas in front of anyone if it can be helped. Not just a guy, but anyone. I find it rude when others do, as well. I think you should excuse yourself to an isolated area. Maybe not pull the car over, but short of that. Then, it is far more rude to point it out if someone else passes gas, so I don't get to share that opinion much. Edited April 6, 2013 by runningfar
Brunettie Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Lol. At first, yes. However, if I have to pee badly enough, I will. I'll just do everything I can to make it quiet.
Divasu Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Here's a neat little trick. Fill the toilet bowl with lots of bathroom tissue before you tinkle, it absorbs the sound.
mesmerized Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 hmmm, I don't really care but that's because I don't often think they can hear me. Once a guy who came to my place left the water running so I can't hear him pee. I thought it was cute.
january2011 Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 But then how to explain the clogged toilet? Which is worse OP? The guy hearing you pee or thinking that you just had a massive poo and now he might need to call a plumber? 2
Divasu Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 But then how to explain the clogged toilet? I'm not talking about the whole roll. :laugh:
chelsea2011 Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 I couldn't help but laugh what you said .. I'm a guy but I' ma tell you the truth I'm like you when I'm at a female friend house. When I pee, I pee on the side of the bowl and if I feel I have to blow a fuse, I push a little by little and if it stinks I take my shirt off and circulate the air. LOL!!! Too funny!
Star Gazer Posted April 6, 2013 Posted April 6, 2013 Here's a neat little trick. Fill the toilet bowl with lots of bathroom tissue before you tinkle, it absorbs the sound. And sometimes clogs the toilet!! Even worse!
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