CryForNoOne Posted April 4, 2013 Posted April 4, 2013 The thread about girls creeping guys out was very entertaining and got me thinking of some other crazy dating stories. I've found myself in several situations over the years where I felt like the "straight man" (i.e. Jason Bateman) in is some absurd scene out of a romantic comedy. Some of them are so whacky that as the years pass I kinda start questioning whether they actually happened exactly as I recall - though in fact I know for sure they did. The first, directly involves me but I wasn't the one on a date. I used to work in IT and was onsite at a client in SD. He was a very wealthy guy in his early 30s and was clearly living the life of a "player". I was scheduled to work on his computer at his house and was going to be there late into the night. He was very chummy with me and was bragging about a hot girl he just started seeing who was coming over to "cuddle" and watch a movie. His computer was in the office adjacent to the TV room, and he told me to help myself to anything I wanted to eat or drink while she was over. He introduced us when she arrived and she was indeed smoking hot. They started watching a movie and I continued to work. As time passed, I could hear them starting to get "intimate". Initially I thought it was amusing, but as the foreplay progressed, it started to get out of hand. After about 45 minutes or so, they were full on f**king and she was a screamer. I was getting hungry and thirsty but I could not leave the office without going straight through the living room! I waited about another 15 minutes and finally said screw this, I'm walking right past them. So I walked out in the room and made no attempt to not stare since they clearly made no attempt to be discrete. They were completely naked and she was riding on top. They both looked at me and smiled. I played it cool but was thinking "Is this really for real???" I went to the kitchen to grab a drink and a slice of pizza. He asked me to grab him a beer. I asked her is she wanted one too and she said sure. I handed them both a beer. They asked me to take a break and so I sat in the TV room. They offered me some weed, but I declined as I was working and was very leery of the possible sordid consequences. After a short break, I went back to work on his computer and they resumed shagging. I finished my work and left about an hour later. They were sleeping on the couch. Totally surreal.
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