will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Aah, good to know. I did think it was a joke the first time. But when the same thread is posted twice you gotta wonder. Sounds like an attention gobbling thread disguised as a joke. Anyways, youre pretty with a good body. Online dating probably will be provide more of an ego boost for you than loveshack. I'm here in the DC area... lol
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Hey Will do you live in the DC area or something? WAIT - Do you bar crawl in Clarendon?! 1
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 you and her could discuss new ways to waste money. 300 on hair. 300 more on a must have pair of heels. another couple hundred on new lipstick lipgloss lip liner or whatever the hell else you use. and diamond earrings, a girls best friend. Oh please. I have men who buy all that stuff for me. 1
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Lol... I'm falling in love with this chick Get in line behind the rest of us, foo'. 2
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Men will find any way to degrade you. Few women have the perfect body. few men do too but you dont hear us women bitching about it. mEN Do not have compassion or empathy and only care about your looks. They spend much more time thinking about your looks than any other aspect of your being We're not all like this. Yes, I want someone that looks attractive TO ME, but I value what is in between your ears MUCH more! Emotional, intellectual and "spiritual" quotients are non-negotiable for me. THEY MUST represent the preponderance of the woman I seek. 2
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 We're not all like this. Yes, I want someone that looks attractive TO ME, but I value what is in between your ears MUCH more! Emotional, intellectual and "spiritual" quotients are non-negotiable for me. THEY MUST represent the preponderance of woman I seek. I was totally going to say, "What, your cock?" but too many people wouldn't get it... 1
candie13 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I'm short, and I'm sick of having to settle for blondes with big tatas. If only the natalie portman types would realize I can't change my height. natalie is 5'3'', you can't do that poorly
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 natalie is 5'3'', you can't do that poorly I'm 5'1"... 1
ScreamingTrees Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 There will be quite a few guys who will love your golden locks and giant breasts AND your brainz. I look like Natalie Portman (or so I'm told) except with a big rack and booty. Most men can't see beyond my rack either. I think we should hang out and be big titty sisters. Could I be your big titty step brother? That way it's less weird if we were to make out or anything.. 1
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Could I be your big titty step brother? That way it's less weird if we were to make out or anything.. Oh man. This is funny, except my step brother is a complete pervert so I made this face:sick: while reading. How about you just be our big titty friend who we makeout with while drunk?? 2
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Great. Now I can't decide between you and Drseussgrrl. Can I negotiate both? All negotiations go through my man Orlando Bloom:love:. I would pick D though. I love blondes:love:
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Great. Now I can't decide between you and Drseussgrrl. Can I negotiate both? BB - I gather you have this problem in real life, too. 3
ScreamingTrees Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Oh man. This is funny, except my step brother is a complete pervert so I made this face:sick: while reading. How about you just be our big titty friend who we makeout with while drunk?? Oh, ****.. How was I supposed to know this? My bad, dog. Yeah, I'll be your big titty pal. Just don't take advantage of me a six pack later. 1
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Oh, ****.. How was I supposed to know this? My bad, dog. Yeah, I'll be your big titty pal. Just don't take advantage of me a six pack later. We talking muscles or beer... Because I like hairy bellies and whiskey. 1
ScreamingTrees Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I can hit 5'2" if I inhale. Otherwise I'm 5'1.75" I would've pictured you to be taller for some reason. Way to make me feel like a giant, brah.
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I can hit 5'2" if I inhale. Otherwise I'm 5'1.75" all these short girls on LS mmm mmm finger licking good! 1
ScreamingTrees Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 We talking muscles or beer... Because I like hairy bellies and whiskey. Err, I was talking beer.. But I like whiskey/rum over vodka. I have a hairy treasure trail, but more of a six pack than a beer gut, sorry.. http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Deal_With_It91.jpg 1
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 We talking muscles or beer... Because I like hairy bellies and whiskey. a woman after my own heart! 1
sweetkiwi Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I can hit 5'2" if I inhale. Otherwise I'm 5'1.75" Omg we're twinsies!!! Actual triplets if you include Archy . I may be the only person who rounds down on height. Can't wait till I'm old and shrink !!! On-topic: Blondes with big boobs are cool. So are short brunettes with big boobs, small boobs. Redheads !!!!!! Love them!!! Everyone has beautiful attributes. 3
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Omg we're twinsies!!! Actual triplets if you include Archy . I may be the only person who rounds down on height. Can't wait till I'm old and shrink !!! On-topic: Blondes with big boobs are cool. So are short brunettes with big boobs, small boobs. Redheads !!!!!! Love them!!! Everyone has beautiful attributes. I'll take them all! muhaha 1
ScreamingTrees Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 BLONDES ARE COOL BRUNETTES ARE COOL RED HEADS IS COOL THEY MAKE ME DROOL! BLONDES ARE COOL BRUNETTES ARE COOL RED HEADS IS COOL THEY MAKE ME DROOL! http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/4fff22fe6bb3f78b43000032-590/heres-kel-mitchell-from-kenan-and-kel-the-wildly-popular-nickelodeon-series-he-faded-out-of-the-spotlight-after-he-went-up-against-kenan-for-a-spot-on-saturday-night-live-and-lost.jpg 3
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 I have compiled several useful data points from this thread. Good. Mission accomplished. The most obvious one being: Blondes have more fun. 1
Divasu Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Good. Mission accomplished. The most obvious one being: Blondes have more fun. **But but** brunettes get it done. 5
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