soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I'm a brunette with big boobs, but I think it's my lack of ass and the fact that I'm a bitch that keeps the super desirable short men away. I like you! Funny, simply funny! 1
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Easy. Ass implants. Maybe we can get buy one get one 50% off. ^5, girlfriend! 1
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 It's cause you take an hour to get ready and spend excessively on clothes/high heels/earrings and of course makeup and perfume. Not including your excessive spending on gym/crossfit or whatever else you do. Brunettes are just as bad as blondes. had a date with one, brunette, at least 3 feet of hair all styled, this broad had to be 6 feet in flats but wore sky high heels, huge earrings and more than her share of makeup. She talked about how she was for the environment and animals and criticized president Bush. Told her I was a conservative and she had the nerve to criticize me. Some date. After 30 minutes of her pretentious self I slapped a 20 down on the table and got the hell out. Give me her number. Sounds like an awesome chick. 1
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I like you! Funny, simply funny! Aww!! I have my moments. 1
grkBoy Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 So I'm a buxom blonde with a fit body. But everywhere around me all I hear about are dudes into brunettes with luscious booties and frankly it's starting to piss me off. I have so much to offer the right dude but because they can't see beyond my big tatas, they never give me a shot. It's asinine. Oh please. I might think brunettes are hot but I wouldn't pass up a hot blonde. The nice rack is a bonus. And I mean dating/relationship...not a bootycall. I'm sure there are plenty of men like me out there. You just might not be looking in the right places for them. 1
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 So I'm a buxom blonde with a fit body. But everywhere around me all I hear about are dudes into brunettes with luscious booties and frankly it's starting to piss me off. I have so much to offer the right dude but because they can't see beyond my big tatas, they never give me a shot. It's asinine. well I live in the DC area, and I must say I'm licking what you are discribing... and are you serious? I love blondes with big tatas! 1
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 There will be quite a few guys who will love your golden locks and giant breasts AND your brainz. I look like Natalie Portman (or so I'm told) except with a big rack and booty. Most men can't see beyond my rack either. I think we should hang out and be big titty sisters. can I join!? please? lol
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 well I live in the DC area, and I must say I'm licking what you are discribing... and are you serious? I love blondes with big tatas! Licking? Or liking? I guess either works. 4
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Licking? Or liking? I guess either works. I've seen her pictures... either works for me. lol
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 She is pretty smoking. I have to agree with you there. 1
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 What happened to your boyfriend drseusgirl? I find that you always respond to my threads like this. You do realize this is a joke, right? 1
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 She is pretty smoking. I have to agree with you there. Aw, shucks.
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 She is pretty smoking. I have to agree with you there. Yikes, just realized that too! Maybe I'll switch to blondes?! (just kidding...)
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 Yikes, just realized that too! Maybe I'll switch to blondes?! (just kidding...) LOL I wouldn't blame you. I think they're all equally beautiful.
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Yikes, just realized that too! Maybe I'll switch to blondes?! (just kidding...) The drapes match the carpet, too. Win-win. 2
will1988 Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 The drapes match the carpet, too. Win-win. oh really?
mesmerized Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I find that you always respond to my threads like this. You do realize this is a joke, right? Aah, good to know. I did think it was a joke the first time. But when the same thread is posted twice you gotta wonder. Sounds like an attention gobbling thread disguised as a joke. Anyways, youre pretty with a good body. Online dating probably will be provide more of an ego boost for you than loveshack.
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 Aah, good to know. I did think it was a joke the first time. But when the same thread is posted twice you gotta wonder. Sounds like an attention gobbling thread disguised as a joke. Anyways, youre pretty with a good body. Online dating probably will be provide more of an ego boost for you than loveshack. OLD can kiss my ass.
Treasa Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 The drapes match the carpet, too. Win-win. *tries to stop choking on her soda* 1
Harradin Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 I never knew there was discrimination, I live under a rock I'm not that fussed about looks so much anymore, as long as they're not ridiculously hideous. I only care that she's just as crazy about me as I would be about her, loyalty is a huge plus for me too. The 'short guy' thing is a load of crap too, I'm 6'1, blonde hair/blue eyes, got muscle and I've gotten practically nowhere with women, I've never had a relationship that lasts more then 3 months.
Author Drseussgrrl Posted April 1, 2013 Author Posted April 1, 2013 OLD can kiss my ass. If I had one, that is. 2
soccerrprp Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 If I had one, that is. I find THAT hard to believe.
carhill Posted April 1, 2013 Posted April 1, 2013 OP, in my generation/demographic, you'd have males talking to your chest as much as the day is long. A few of them probably would occasionally look in your eyes. TBH, the chest talkers are probably easier to deal with and have a meaningful relationship with. They're a known quantity and can be managed. They just can't help themselves. Use that power properly and a mate for old age could result. If brunettes are the 'in' thing in your generation/demographic, only your hair dresser knows 1
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