Martor Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 This is a thread for venting. Do not bring up any "I still love XXX" in here, this is the wrong place. Share your dislikings. My ex-gf was a prude, she was stiff as a board in bed, we had sex once a week if I was lucky and persistent enough (hate having to beg for sex every time), I had to compete for her time with her stupid family, she's stubborn, even a bit boring! Oh, and that stupid pouty face she does with her silent treatment? **** that.
Foxy Brown Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 Yay! This is exactly what I need right now! Thanks for creating this thread, Martor! Your timing is impeccable! My ex wouldn't shut up. Did you know that human beings are capable of talking for one hour and 10 minutes (yes, I timed it) without stopping for air? I didn't, until I met my ex. Once I had to ask the same question four times, each time asking for just a yes or no answer, and each time getting 20 minute responses that delved into irrelevant topics like a trip to the mall when she was 15. I don't even remember if she actually answered the question or not. A typical conversation would start with me asking what she had for dinner. She would reply by telling me that she picked up some books from the library and would then proceed to summarize the plots of about 8 or 9 of them, making sure to throw in every inane detail she could think of. Then she'd tell me about how she did her makeup that day, listing the order in which she applied her eye shadows. Blah, blah blah, she went to the store, blah, blah, blah, she took a shower, blah, blah blah. She watched ___ on tv. She thought about ____. In the end, she never told me what she ate and at that point, I didn't care. I definitely don't miss any of that!
na49 Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 I'd write her a long story about something funny that happened at work. 5 seconds later, I'd get a text back that says "Aww". 1
TheBladeRunner Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 This is a thread for venting. Do not bring up any "I still love XXX" in here, this is the wrong place. Share your dislikings. My ex-gf was a prude, she was stiff as a board in bed, we had sex once a week if I was lucky and persistent enough (hate having to beg for sex every time), I had to compete for her time with her stupid family, she's stubborn, even a bit boring! Oh, and that stupid pouty face she does with her silent treatment? **** that. Martor: I have no sympathy for you at all!(JK, JK, JK:D) At least you got "stiff as a board once a week". All I ever got was cold fish and I was lucky if it was ONCE every 4 months. As far as you begging? I am going to take up pan handling because I have had so much experience begging, may as well put this great skill to work for me . You also didn't mention any mental trauma caused by the bad and lack of decent sex. I am sooooooo traumatized from mine that every time I walk past the frozen fish section at the store I start to twitch and shake. I guess it reminds me of her......ha ha ha ha ha! Great thread! Now let's have some with it!
IfiKnewThen Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 he never got his but up to mail me anything when he finally had my address. he's moody and has temper tantrums. he almost NEVER took my side on things. this was the thing that turned me off the most. i need someone on my side. he never had the patience to listen to anything i said, he'd cut me off. he was a hypocrate....everything was good for him but not for me. there was a time i needed a place to stay. he wouldnt even consider it. he never saved up to try to see me. he's a pothead. hes spiteful, erratic, rude and did i say narcissistic? thats my vent
Esoteric Elf Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 Alright, hopefully this post will be readable as I have a feeling much of it will be censored out. I suck. I ****ing hate myself damned useless ****ing self as worthless and paltry as the ****ing **** that lies in the sewage beneath the cities. I am as screwed and ****ed up as ****. There.
cdt76 Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 Mine was a selfish whore who apparently had sex with multiple people while we were together and never bothered to let me know so that I could have the option of wearing a condom! Oh and yeah, she became a stripper....actually she only strips to meet men who will pay her for sex....so yeah, she is a real winner. She looks like hell now too! GOOD BITCH! GO TO HELL!
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