dasein Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 I don't like it when a woman puts her hand on my cock. Presumptuous... it's not "free for the taking." Does she deserve to touch it yet? ...and I especially don't like it when a woman puts my hand on her cock. Seriously, I don't like it on early dates, but the cock barrier has already been breached with you two, so grab away! grab that wingwang with wild abandon! Make a growly, grunty noise when you do it, maybe snarl like a nasty female Elvis. Profit, or he may run away afright into the woods. Then you can track him down and drink his blood.
iKING Posted March 8, 2013 Posted March 8, 2013 I don't like it when a woman puts her hand on my cock. Presumptuous... it's not "free for the taking." Does she deserve to touch it yet? ...and I especially don't like it when a woman puts my hand on her cock. Seriously, I don't like it on early dates, but the cock barrier has already been breached with you two, so grab away! grab that wingwang with wild abandon! Make a growly, grunty noise when you do it, maybe snarl like a nasty female Elvis. Profit, or he may run away afright into the woods. Then you can track him down and drink his blood. This post got progressively scarier. 1
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