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I cheated on one of the sweetest girls I've ever met. I cheated because I wanted sex, but she decided to hang out with the girls this weekend. So I met a girl online and left satisfied, but I do feel guilty now. How do I make her come back and apologize for not giving me sex when I wanted it?

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I ordered a unicorn online. As soon as it arrives is when she will come back to you and apologize to you.

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I cheated on one of the sweetest girls I've ever met. I cheated because I wanted sex, but she decided to hang out with the girls this weekend. So I met a girl online and left satisfied, but I do feel guilty now. How do I make her come back and apologize for not giving me sex when I wanted it?

 

I want to make a lot of money doing absolutely nothing. When I figure out how to do that I will be more helpful with this matter.

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I hope this is a joke.

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I hope this is a joke.

 

Read some of his/her past threads and you will get your answers.

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I went out for Chinese food tonight, and I, too, left satisfied. We have so much in common!

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sex is like chinese food - you have you fill - but an hour later you're hungry again - WTF is that - ?!

 

Monosodium Glutamate - an artificial bulky filler that bloats you but has no residual nutritive value.

 

Kinda like SushiX....

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Let me guess....... I think she might come but it will have to be on the week that has no Thursday.

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