Titania22 Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 ok, can someone pls enlighten me, what's YOLO, HMU and OLD? Men who get into fights for the sake of it and feel the need to always prove that they are right You only live once Hold my Unicorn (had to google that one) Online dating
Keenly Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 You only live once Hold my Unicorn (had to google that one) Online dating No.... its hit me up.
MyPoutine Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 Non-readers, I don't understand people who don't read and get turned off by men who never read unless they have to. It's silly but I can't help it. People who club/party hard - I never went through a "party" phase and have no interest in partying now. If you are 30 and you still club/party hard I would avoid at all cost. On the same vein drinking heavily, chain smoking or any kind of drug use is a definite no. 1
123321 Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 Snooping is normally a deal beaker for me. Annoying voice, same.
ThaWholigan Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 Snooping is normally a deal beaker for me. Annoying voice, same. Snooping brings me to one of my very few dealbreakers: Jealous girls. Please girls, don't be. It's such a turn off......
Imajerk17 Posted February 5, 2013 Posted February 5, 2013 (edited) --Girls who are too thin. I don't date slender girls. If she is 5'4" then she needs to weigh at least 140. --Bad perfume. One girl I dated was awesome in many ways but her scent reminded me of my great aunt. Couldn't do it. --She describes herself as either "very liberal" or "very conservative" on her OLD profile. If she is "very" liberal I worry about our bank account drained because she wanted to send the money to a third-world country. If she is "very conservative" then I wonder if I will be sleeping with Attilla The Hun. --She is more rational and logical than I am. Then that makes me the emotional one in the relationship? No thank you. Edited February 5, 2013 by Imajerk17
Titania22 Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 No.... its hit me up. That makes more sense.
candie13 Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 That makes more sense. what does it mean ? in what context will you use such an expression? 1
mesmerized Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 --Girls who are too thin. I don't date slender girls. If she is 5'4" then she needs to weigh at least 140. --Bad perfume. One girl I dated was awesome in many ways but her scent reminded me of my great aunt. Couldn't do it. --She describes herself as either "very liberal" or "very conservative" on her OLD profile. If she is "very" liberal I worry about our bank account drained because she wanted to send the money to a third-world country. If she is "very conservative" then I wonder if I will be sleeping with Attilla The Hun. --She is more rational and logical than I am. Then that makes me the emotional one in the relationship? No thank you. Now that's a first. Why is that??
TheZebra Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Thought of another one at work today: guys with small hands. I just can't do it. I need big bear hands. Both in the sense that they resemble a bear's paws and because he can choke a bear with them. 1
Titania22 Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 what does it mean ? in what context will you use such an expression? I think 'hit me up' would mean 'message me' or 'let me know' i.e. they don't want to be left out of whatever fun is being planned. I could be wrong, I am not a youngen, but that's what it sounds like to me.
Keenly Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 what does it mean ? in what context will you use such an expression? Hit me up if you want to grab a drink some time. Make sense ?
ASG Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 1. Bad spelling / grammer 2. Men who wear jewelry (a nice watch is fine, but anything else...urgh) Oh the irony... 1
ASG Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Mouth noises. Cannot stand mouth noises. OMG! This reminds me of a guy I went on 2 dates with... It never went further because EVERY. TIME he kissed me he would make a kissing noise! It was horrific! I was so turned off that even though he was staying the night no sex of any kind was had. And we never went out again! So yes, mouth noises specially when paired with kissing. And if you're a bad kisser, that's it as well... 1
Lani Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 When guys don't show proper spelling/grammar in texting... it really bugs me. If a guy texts me this: "hey wut u up tonight" Instant turn off. Will not even bother replying. This is a huge one for me! And using LOL, or LMFAO. Urghh.. you're not LOLing at all, you just don't know what to say. And it's lame. Non drinkers are a deal breaker for me too. They don't need to drink loads, but I find that non drinkers are judgmental of those that do drink. And if I want to go out and have a few drinks, then I don't want to deal with someone being all self-righteous about it! Bad sex. Usually I'll give it another chance, but if it's not there from the start, then it's not going to be. Monobrows. Nickleback.
Disenchantedly Yours Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 This is a huge one for me! And using LOL, or LMFAO. Urghh.. you're not LOLing at all, you just don't know what to say. And it's lame. Lol. ........... 1
Radu Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 (edited) Girls who have a layer of make-up so thick that it reminds me of the first Blade movie and how the vampires managed to go into the sunligh. Girls who use colours so vibrant in their make-up that it stands out [done with thick make-up like above]. I refuse to look at lawyers as serious dating prospects ... you don't want to get hitched to someone who makes a living out of arguing; after many yrs of foruming i know better. Same for doctors, they develop with time a sort of superiority complex, because they are better than us mortal ppl. Plus the nasty schedule and the horrible ppl skills don't help. I avoid psychologists ... i consider women to have a natural built-in psychological advantage over men, i don't need one that honed that even further. Also, many ppl go into psychology to figure out what is wrong with them. Women who wear too much red, i avoid them. Edited February 6, 2013 by Radu 1
Disenchantedly Yours Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Girls who have a lawyer of make-up so thick that it reminds me of the first Blade movie and how the vampires managed to go into the sunligh. But I NEED my Lawyer-of-Make-Up. They defend me againt legal suits about my beautifully painted face. They are like super heros in disguise. (I got a kick out of your typo Radu. I make tons of them so it's just fun to be able to catch one for a change and have a joke handy.) 3
TheGuard13 Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Girls who have a layer of make-up so thick that it reminds me of the first Blade movie and how the vampires managed to go into the sunligh. Some mother****ers are always trying to iceskate uphill. 1
Killer Queen Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Shaved armpits on a man is a turn-off for me, but I don't like overly hairy men either (mainly the facial hair bothers me). Most men are fine as long as they don't start shaving their armpits and waxing.
Radu Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 Shaved armpits on a man is a turn-off for me, but I don't like overly hairy men either (mainly the facial hair bothers me). Most men are fine as long as they don't start shaving their armpits and waxing. You are literally the first girl i hear/read complaining about this. I have gotten nothing but suggestions in both RL and internet media about men having to shave their armpits. PS: You would have liked the knights in the middle ages.
candie13 Posted February 6, 2013 Posted February 6, 2013 trimmed armpit hair - yeah! bushy armpit hair - nooo, yuck! no armpit hair - OMG, he's gay or.. OMG, his waxing is fresher than mine... or OMG, I bet his beauty saloon girl is better than mine!
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