knight56 Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Its not that you all want too..it just happen!!
honey2005 Posted August 26, 2004 Posted August 26, 2004 Hey maybe we could have a fat labia majora tax. Oh sorry, wrong thread.
gd1039 Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Do you mean you "notice" it when she is wearing jeans or can you see it through the comforter? The latter sounds like a problem...
RowanRavyn Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by EtErNaLlYCoNfUsEd Even if the woman can't help it and she knows she has a 'cameltoe' problem then why wear tight clothing? (still can't comprehend why one would want to show off camel toe?) Fashion is designed for thinner women. Other scenario: Woman: "Yes I have chubby Labia, do you have a garmet that will hold it in? I have to defend myself from creeps that stare at my crotch. If you do not have a garmet that will hold it in, please find me the baggiest thing in your store so that I can make sure I am not offending anyone." Sales Clerk: "I'm sorry we don't have a garmet that will help with that problem, and if you are looking for fat clothing please go to Lane Bryant." Labia are as individual as ::GASP:: the individual they are attached to, rather like men with small penises. My advise, keep your eyes off women's crotches if it bothers you. Hopefully you will forgive me for not finding humor in this. At the chubby labia club for women, I am not just a client I am the president.
loveregardless Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I have never heard anything so hillarious in my entire life. Brilliant! That is of course assuming that these types of curtains don't become a new decorating trend. =) APPARENTLY some strange people are walking around doing so and I for one would like to know who and where so as to protect myself and my loved ones!!
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 =) APPARENTLY some strange people are walking around doing so and I for one would like to know who and where so as to protect myself and my loved ones!! Rock on! Lol. I know I've joked about it, but his thread creeps me out for some reason. The thought of having this happen to me (not that I have this problem) and having some creepy guy stare at my crotch and think its sexy makes me ill.
loveregardless Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 all the time, you sick weirdos!! So don't even think about trying to catch a peak at something cus it won't be there, and I'll see ya doing it, and I'll scream out really loudly wherever in public that we happen to be that you're a nasty nasty nasty man. Stare at the "meat curtains" (thanks lioness) when the ladys pants are on the floor gentlemen! Cus' if the curtains are closed, you ain't supposed to be lookin!! Yes, I'm substantially creeped out as well. And where did the guy who posted this thing run off too? wait a minute, what's all this about chubby labias and it being impossible to cover them?! what the hell kind of "fashionable" clothing are we talking about here. Leatards and spandex aren't fashionable unless your working out, and then they have little padded "labia protectors" (I just made that up) built into work out clothes don't they. Plus, anyone ever heard of, drum roll please, underwear!!!! I mean, I would guess that my labia is probably about average size if not above average and you absolutely can't see it when I'm clothed. This is way too weird for me. I'm sorry if I offended anyone with an oversized labia, but oh well...find a new favorite clothing material or where clothes that fit. there is no reasonable excuse for this phenomenon to take place, and call me ignorant(cus lord knows now I'm being a labia nazi), but I refuse to accept any other way of thinking in regard to this topic. Keep your labias to yourselves and the men between your legs ladies!!!!!!
EC Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 The worst was when I was at the beach one time and this lady was laying out getting sun with her legs all spread and lets just say.... I don't know if she meant for her curtains to be all poking out the bathing suit like that. Maybe she wanted them tanned too? Not only that she had her period too and the string was a danglin.... (it's not like I sat there and stared I was with my younger brother and he just keep looking and laughing and so I had to look. )
tiki Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Ick! I'm taking Labialite, it keeps my meat curtains lean and trim.
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 EW, on so many levels! Exactly. Oh, and your mic is on. lol.
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 you could market those, you know. Keep your lips thin and trim. No longer be afraid to swim! You'll be totally instyle, and wear tight jeans for mile on mile! Labialite... even for transexuals.
EC Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Don't wanna b a party pooper.. but there is an operation to make you 'LIKE NEW' u know trim your curtains. Don't know how much it costs but I've seen pics online while looking for a cosmetic surgeon to do my rhinoplasty. Not really gonna do it I just wanted the free consultation to see before and after pics.
She's Come Undone Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Originally posted by YellowLioness Exactly. Oh, and your mic is on. lol. LOL
tiki Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 I'm changing my nickname to Libby. Please refer to me as Libby from here on out.
loveregardless Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 call me lil' lips. What? I thought it was cute?
RowanRavyn Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 This has got to be the strangest thread on the board. No I dont' wear spandex or any such work out material. I wear jeans. Today, I went to class with sweats on because I allowed this thread to make me paranoid. They don't dangle to my knees or anything. My honey swears that he doesn' t notice them in my jeans, but I have such a strange build. Anyway.
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 . We all have strange things about our bodies. Like...I have th bushiest eyebrows known to man. Seriously. I have to trim them with scissors. Once a week. LOL. Really, I do. I'm german, I can't help it. So, don't take this to heart. You have to admit, it IS kind of funny to think of Brandy as Libby now.
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 I will be queen of bushy eyebrows and bloated vaginal lips from here on out.
YellowLioness Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 Maybe I should have picked a better queendom to rule.
tiki Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 I almost fell out of my chair at work laughing, this thread is funny. -Libby
EC Posted August 27, 2004 Posted August 27, 2004 These LS Moderators must be on the floor laughing their asses off.
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