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Not for me. My ex tried to lick my toes and it was almost a 40yo virgin moment where I almost broke his nose.

 

Waaaay too ticklish for that.

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Too kinky? Not possible ..but I do understand the part that you dont like feeling she's done this with tons of people then you feel like a notch on the belt lol

 

In a perfect world we could share all are crazy fantasies but with the one we love not everyone arou.d town.

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I admire those who don't shy at any kink. Me, I'm just not there, may never be there.

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I don't like having my ass licked, or having a finger in my butt or anything. Just don't dig how it feels... Plus I can't look at a girl quite the same after that, for some reason. Which is why I would never let my actual girlfriend do that.

 

But in your case, OP, I don't think her offering is worth ending the relationship over. She's not insisting :) ... Of course if it's really bothering you, there's nothing you can do about that, and it's worth moving on.

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And honestly it surprises me that some girls are so gunho on doing that sh*t... Mouth + sh*t-tainted sphincter doesn't add up in my book. I understand wanting to please your man and being willing to do it if he wants it but... I don't know. Basically just tickles in a tingly way and doesn't give me actual sexual pleasure.

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And honestly it surprises me that some girls are so gunho on doing that sh*t... Mouth + sh*t-tainted sphincter doesn't add up in my book. I understand wanting to please your man and being willing to do it if he wants it but... I don't know. Basically just tickles in a tingly way and doesn't give me actual sexual pleasure.

 

"They call her yuck mouth" lol gross:sick:

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I'm all about romancing a starfish that's been to Brazil. Nothing sweeter than her reaction to my tongue.

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And honestly it surprises me that some girls are so gunho on doing that sh*t... Mouth + sh*t-tainted sphincter doesn't add up in my book. I understand wanting to please your man and being willing to do it if he wants it but... I don't know. Basically just tickles in a tingly way and doesn't give me actual sexual pleasure.

 

Do you go down on women?

 

You DO know what happens down there on a monthly basis, don't you?

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If you want to try it, Saran Wrap or a split condom is your friend. If someone wanted to try it without those protections... uh, no.

 

Really, if you're not into it... just politely decline.

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That's akin to declaring one can kiss only women who've never vomited.

Menses can be "managed/contained" for cunnilingus.

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And honestly it surprises me that some girls are so gunho on doing that sh*t... Mouth + sh*t-tainted sphincter doesn't add up in my book. I understand wanting to please your man and being willing to do it if he wants it but... I don't know. Basically just tickles in a tingly way and doesn't give me actual sexual pleasure.

 

 

I really don't think they are doing it to please their man as much as themselves. My brother's first wife was into doing that and he said it only started after they got married. He said she wanted to do it every night and if he tried to steer her away from that she would get angry. They divorced.

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if you mean licking somebody's ass, it's a germ-carrier, not for me

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Mouth kissing, swapping spit, yeah you're right, no bacteria in that act.

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HEY! Toe sucking is hot! Butt licking is not. lol:laugh:

 

No way, toe sucking is gross and butt licking is awesome.

 

Idk everyone has their own limits. As long as they honor yours who cares.

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Your mouth is dirtier than your butthole.

 

Hell, even a dog's butthole.

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Do you go down on women?

 

You DO know what happens down there on a monthly basis, don't you?

 

yes. yes. menstruation. not the squeezing out of a toxic waste product your body needs to get rid of, that happens to have one of the unanimously agreed worst smells known to the human nose. And I'd rather drink blood than **** (given it's not carrying any infections).

 

keep licking as*holes by all means, i'm trying to convince anyone my opinion is "right", just stating it...

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I feel even more fortunate that I have a partner who likes the same freaky **** I do now. I would so not want to be with a man that didn't want to slap my ass or do anal because of "bacteria"

 

It's hard to lick an ass when it has a stick hanging out of it anyway

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It's amazing how grossed out people get about sex acts and bacteria involved. Do you freak out about household surfaces? Or have your toothbrush at least 10 feet away from a toilet?

 

Because when you flush tiny poo particles become airborn and land EVERYWHERE.

 

But we can't think about that stuff or we'd become Mr. Monk. You have to trust your body will fight off almost every incoming pathogen.

 

And most importantly. Don't freak out about an act that is inherently "dirty"....

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Your mouth is dirtier than your butthole.

 

Hell, even a dog's butthole.

 

nope !

 

"scientifically speaking, there's actually more bacteria in your mouth than your ass" in i'm-so-clever voice... don't care

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I feel even more fortunate that I have a partner who likes the same freaky **** I do now. I would so not want to be with a man that didn't want to slap my ass or do anal because of "bacteria"

 

It's hard to lick an ass when it has a stick hanging out of it anyway

 

oh my cock, fingers & thumbs are fine with the b-hole ;)

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It's amazing how grossed out people get about sex acts and bacteria involved. Do you freak out about household surfaces? Or have your toothbrush at least 10 feet away from a toilet?

 

Because when you flush tiny poo particles become airborn and land EVERYWHERE.

 

But we can't think about that stuff or we'd become Mr. Monk. You have to trust your body will fight off almost every incoming pathogen.

 

And most importantly. Don't freak out about an act that is inherently "dirty"....

 

my lack of interest in salad-tossing isn't an issue of bacteria. i'm not getting molecular. i just don't dig sh*t.

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my lack of interest in salad-tossing isn't an issue of bacteria. i'm not getting molecular. i just don't dig sh*t.

 

Who said anything about sh*t? Buttholes can be pretty clean you know. Do it in the shower, if you're that concerned...which, for the record is where I've given and received most of my salad tossing.

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Let's be honest here. It's because buttholes have personality, isn't it?

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Who said anything about sh*t? Buttholes can be pretty clean you know. Do it in the shower, if you're that concerned...which, for the record is where I've given and received most of my salad tossing.

 

no need to pick apart my reasoning for not enjoying having my ass licked or licking ass. it doesn't feel good enough to me that it's worth experimenting with. and yes I'm amazingly intelligent to the point I know a butthole can be completely devoid of fecal particles.

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And honestly it surprises me that some girls are so gunho on doing that sh*t... Mouth + sh*t-tainted sphincter doesn't add up in my book. I understand wanting to please your man and being willing to do it if he wants it but... I don't know. Basically just tickles in a tingly way and doesn't give me actual sexual pleasure.

 

For a lot of people its a little more freaky than just sucking on some toes, and it involves a little bit more then licking (for me anyway) & should involve taking a bath/shower beforehand and making sure you are thoroughly clean.

I am not going to judge the OP if he is not into this or thinks the girl is a little too freaky for him. Chances are she would want reciprocation too. I'd dont know I would go so far as saying they are sexually incompatible. He can just say no it would make him feel uncomfortable, which I assume he did by making the similar sick face. They can still have a good time.

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