scratch Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 As none of you know, one of my dearest friends is Taramare. Please don't hold her accountable for her poor taste. After replying to everyone who wrote to me on POF for three days, I found myself embroiled in more conversations than I could handle, so I outsourced the heavy lifting to her low-wage country. Unfortunately, Tara is a bit of a sadist, as am I, so we found one particularly demanding, critical woman and decided to see if we could teach her a lesson. Posting as me, Tara mocked her spelling and grammar, made inappropriate sexual remarks, and flat out told her that she was too nice for me. And the more we piled on, the harder she attempted to please. The moral of the story: if a woman likes you, and you mock and condescend to her, it will make her try harder to please you. It turns out the PUAs and bitter men of this forum were right. In other news, Tara owes me a dollar. 1
Drseussgrrl Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 This was a girl from Plenty of Fish. 'Nuff said. 3
TaraMaiden Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Dear friend of yours? You could do with a spelling lesson yourself, huh? It's 'TaramEre'.... not 'TaramAre'.... 3
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Oh God, it wasn't you was it Dr SG? No it wasn't. I'm sure of it. I object to scratch's use of the words sadist and mockery. It was gentle fun, but here are the things I learned. 1. Most importantly - do ask the cow how to get the milk. Thanks to me, scratch's responses have increased by 200%. 2. When it comes to being the bad boy who gets the girls, I have every man on this board beat. I'll be starting Bad Boy seminars in April for those who are interested. Bargain basement price of $1,500 per week 3. Taking on outsourced work from scratch doesn't pay well. 2
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Dear friend of yours? You could do with a spelling lesson yourself, huh? It's 'TaramEre'.... not 'TaramAre'.... Yeah, but scratch has a thing about "ponygirls" 1
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Do you have a measurable metric for that percentage? Are the girls of quality? You'll have to ask scratch that. I'm the bait, not the stick.
Sun Devil Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 I guess this confirms that I should start treating women like crap. If I don't get results by being nice, then I will start abuising them and see if there is an improvement.
ThaWholigan Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 This was a girl from Plenty of Fish. 'Nuff said. Yeah, if you're as blunt as a melee weapon you can get somewhere on POF. Less so on OKC I find. I find it funny - I've never had to be a "bad boy" at any point, so I wonder......
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 I guess this confirms that I should start treating women like crap. If I don't get results by being nice, then I will start abuising them and see if there is an improvement. It was the kind of teasing women actually enjoy and demonstrably respond to, not "treating like crap". This is why you need to come on my April seminar. To learn the difference. 1
TaraMaiden Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Yeah. Women know the difference. Men can't discern it.... 1
Author scratch Posted January 25, 2013 Author Posted January 25, 2013 Dear friend of yours? You could do with a spelling lesson yourself, huh? It's 'TaramEre'.... not 'TaramAre'.... Nice catch. I don't refer to her as "Taremere" when we engage offline. Weird concept, eh? 1. Most importantly - do ask the cow how to get the milk. Thanks to me, scratch's responses have increased by 200%. 2. When it comes to being the bad boy who gets the girls, I have every man on this board beat. I'll be starting Bad Boy seminars in April for those who are interested. Bargain basement price of $1,500 per week 3. Taking on outsourced work from scratch doesn't pay well. 1. I don't think women are supposed to refer to themselves as cows. That's Greznog's job. But yes, the advice she gave me was to not be as proper and restrained, and that was effective. Apparently dead baby and child rape jokes are funny to girls, too. 2. This is true. However, keep in mind that her version of being a bad boy looks like this: Dearlingest woman, if I am to peek your interest then you will need to post a more revealing picture so that I can have a proper look at it. Assuming of course that "interest" is a euphemism for your genitalia. If what you actually meant was that I "pique" your interest, my apologies for being inappropriate in response to your basic (though common) spelling misdemeanor. 3. VAT is a bitch.
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 1. I don't think women are supposed to refer to themselves as cows. That's Greznog's job. Yeah, his work probably needs to be outsourced too. But yes, the advice she gave me was to not be as proper and restrained, and that was effective. Places still available on the "being less proper and restrained" April seminar Apparently dead baby and child rape jokes are funny to girls, too. I do not validate that perspective, but can't account for the views of POF girls. This is true. However, keep in mind that her version of being a bad boy looks like this No, that was an excerpt from the "being creepy and condescending, some women like it" intensive September course. 1
ThaWholigan Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 It was the kind of teasing women actually enjoy and demonstrably respond to, not "treating like crap". This is why you need to come on my April seminar. To learn the difference. Yeah. Women know the difference. Men can't discern it.... In the immortal words of Goatface (or the Dazzler as he wants to be known now....) "YES!!!!" There is a difference between teasing a girl and being an absolute dick to her. This is the crucial part that a lot of guys miss. This is covered a lot in PUA and outside of the "negging" material, the literature mostly stresses that the teasing is meant to be light-hearted to a degree. However, there shouldn't be too much restraint - be bold and say something shocking every once in a while. I do it by default for my own amusement sometimes - it does open up more avenues for exciting conversation and banter. Poke fun, don't simp for approval off the bat. That's the point. That's why the guys who succeed (or the bad boys that everyone calls them), are able to. They can add spice to those conversations in that way. It's not "treating them like sh*t", it's teasing . 3
serial muse Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Nice catch. I don't refer to her as "Taremere" when we engage offline. I actually thought the Taramare thing was a veiled reference to the horse-in-a-stable pic she used to have as her avatar. Guess I was overthinking it. This thread really needs some before-and-after text so we can evaluate that 200% improvement claim. Not that I don't believe it, because I totally do. 2
Drseussgrrl Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 It wasn't me but I want to see who this chick was.
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 It wasn't me but I want to see who this chick was. Oh no. I already nagged scratch about putting up that excerpt of the message. Just on the off chance that she might end up reading, she was a very pretty girl and far too nice for him.
Author scratch Posted January 25, 2013 Author Posted January 25, 2013 This thread really needs some before-and-after text so we can evaluate that 200% improvement claim. Not that I don't believe it, because I totally do. Okay. Before: Hi, You seem like the kind of person I'd enjoy getting to know. If you're okay with someone who is nice, and are somewhat flexible as to normal, I'm your guy. Where are you from originally? Were you dancing the tango in that picture, or do you just like to pose with a rose between your teeth? Have a nice evening. After: Hi, I think you are funny and pretty and I want to fight crime together. Let's figure the rest out from there. What are you designing? Stay warm. 1
Imported Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 I guess this confirms that I should start treating women like crap. If I don't get results by being nice, then I will start abuising them and see if there is an improvement. I don't treat girls like crap and my result is not gauged on their response to me online. Her lips are on my dick or she wasn't actually interested. Phone numbers, text messages, emails...........response from an online dating site, means nothing. It would be like counting your gambling winnings in Vegas before you even started gambling. Sure, treating a girl like crap can work. Depends on the guy and the girl, but usually the guy already has the girl interested in him. 2
pbjbear Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 All I saw was POF and then I stopped reading. Dont use that site to generalize about men/women That site is insanely trashy and filled with low life scums... I used it for awhile and was incredibly picky about how I met up with, and still most of them were shady/morally bankrupt
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 All I saw was POF and then I stopped reading. Dont use that site to generalize about men/women That site is insanely trashy and filled with low life scums... I used it for awhile and was incredibly picky about how I met up with, and still most of them were shady/morally bankrupt That's a pity, because I happen to know somebody on that site who has a bit of a cyber crush on you. What would it take to put a scratch on you? 1
Author scratch Posted January 25, 2013 Author Posted January 25, 2013 All I saw was POF and then I stopped reading. Dont use that site to generalize about men/women That site is insanely trashy and filled with low life scums... I used it for awhile and was incredibly picky about how I met up with, and still most of them were shady/morally bankrupt Well, who in the world would consider using it as a dating site? Try using it as a site for social experimentation and having pickup competitions with your opposite-sex, globally dispersed, mildly twisted friends. Huh. It dawns on me that my friend and I are too shady/morally bankrupt for the site.
pbjbear Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Well, who in the world would consider using it as a dating site? Try using it as a site for social experimentation and having pickup competitions with your opposite-sex, globally dispersed, mildly twisted friends. Huh. It dawns on me that my friend and I are too shady/morally bankrupt for the site. I have had plenty of time to date douchebags...not my thing 1
serial muse Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Taramere knows just how to bait the hook. It's the "stay warm" that would have reeled me in, very loving. 2
Taramere Posted January 25, 2013 Posted January 25, 2013 Taramere knows just how to bait the hook. It's the "stay warm" that would have reeled me in, very loving. He used that on me when we first got talking.
Author scratch Posted January 25, 2013 Author Posted January 25, 2013 I have had plenty of time to date douchebags...not my thing Not to worry. I'm just the right guy is just around the next corner of the internet. We've all dated a few douchebags, some more consensually than others.
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