johan Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 My girlfriend and I were getting intimate the other night, and it led of course to sex. Which was great, of course. But I guess my mind was still on work or something. You know how the stresses of the day can still kind of rattle around in the background. And I've had tons of stuff to do at work lately. So I wasn't totally "present" mentally. When we were done, like a total idiot, I kind of absent-mindedly rolled her on her side and started feeling around for the little thing you open up to let the air out. She slapped my hands away and got really hurt that I would try to do that to her. I tried to explain it's just a habit from my days of being single. I like to keep things neat, but I wouldn't actually go so far as to roll her up and push her under the bed. And that made it worse. And as I tried again to explain and try to understand her point of view, thinking it would help her feel better, I said she had no reason to be so jealous of my past. And that's when she kind of lost it. It's not like I called her by an ex's name or anything. I just tried to deflate her. I'm such a dummy. Think there is any hope for us now? 8
MrCastle Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 I'm such a dummy. Sounds like she's the dummy. 1
Pyro Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 She sounds like an air head. You are better off without her. 3
KungFuJoe Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 Op is just making up this story in order to inflate his ego. 2
todreaminblue Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 My girlfriend and I were getting intimate the other night, and it led of course to sex. Which was great, of course. But I guess my mind was still on work or something. You know how the stresses of the day can still kind of rattle around in the background. And I've had tons of stuff to do at work lately. So I wasn't totally "present" mentally. When we were done, like a total idiot, I kind of absent-mindedly rolled her on her side and started feeling around for the little thing you open up to let the air out. She slapped my hands away and got really hurt that I would try to do that to her. I tried to explain it's just a habit from my days of being single. I like to keep things neat, but I wouldn't actually go so far as to roll her up and push her under the bed. And that made it worse. And as I tried again to explain and try to understand her point of view, thinking it would help her feel better, I said she had no reason to be so jealous of my past. And that's when she kind of lost it. It's not like I called her by an ex's name or anything. I just tried to deflate her. I'm such a dummy. Think there is any hope for us now? lol for a while i got stuck on the trying to open the air valve up.....i was thinking you were trying to release air from her vagina from being too vigorous with the pumping like you were writing an analogy and thinking yeah i would be upset if a guy tried to do that to me........then i read the rest.and the post below and it dawned...i am leaving now.....deb 1
MrCastle Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 Op is just making up this story in order to inflate his ego. Now you're just blowing hot air. In all honesty though, I apologize for what I said about your girlfriend. She's not a dummy. She's a doll. 3
Darren Steez Posted January 24, 2013 Posted January 24, 2013 use helium, after you're done roll to the side and watch her fly away... 1
Author johan Posted January 28, 2013 Author Posted January 28, 2013 Thanks for the advice everyone. Nice to know people are willing to joke around about a very serious and painful situation.
fortyninethousand322 Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 You're so old fashioned. Maybe even a Luddite. Let the air out? Come one man, they have robots now, pretty soon they might even look lifelike. You should have been feeling around for the off switch... 2
Author johan Posted January 28, 2013 Author Posted January 28, 2013 You should have been feeling around for the off switch... I often did that with the ex, but it wasn't an absent-minded thing. She thought I was trying to unhook her bra. 2
chex Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I think she'll get over it. I think it's hilarious, like when you try to brush your teeth with soap or fill your cup with ketchup. 1
Astra5 Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I think she over-reacted... and I also feel you are at fault as well... When being intimate with a woman... she deserves your complete and utter attention... not off in oblivion thinking she a blow up doll???? Who really is that desperate to need an inflatable sex toy?? Thats just nasty.... So yeah I can see why she is mad.... i would smarten up before all you can get is the lifeless plastic air filled version.... ewwwwww 2
Art_Critic Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 Thanks for the advice everyone. Nice to know people are willing to joke around about a very serious and painful situation. How was it painful, did you actually get her valve open ?.. did you use hot water to clean her up ?
SmileFace Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I love that this thread has serious replies. 3
Citizen Erased Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I think she over-reacted... and I also feel you are at fault as well... When being intimate with a woman... she deserves your complete and utter attention... not off in oblivion thinking she a blow up doll???? Who really is that desperate to need an inflatable sex toy?? Thats just nasty.... So yeah I can see why she is mad.... i would smarten up before all you can get is the lifeless plastic air filled version.... ewwwwww He's just a nasty person. 3
fortyninethousand322 Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I love that this thread has serious replies. 1
Pyro Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 I would expect this from someone who rapes Arby's WIFI Bravo ________________
florence of suburbia Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 This happened to me except I tried turning him counter clock wise to take his batteries out. I don't know why he got so bent out of shape. Leftie-loosie, rightie-tightie, right? 2
FitChick Posted January 28, 2013 Posted January 28, 2013 Why don't you double date with Lars and the Real Girl? 1
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