Guy talked about hemorroides! Why?

[ja123]

Did you offer advice when he told you this.

 

Hehe, I am actually giggling over this madness.

 

I was talking this guy once. I won't say dating since we never met. However it was from OLD. I remember when we first started talking he was telling me how he had some back problems so since I worked at a physical therapist before I decided to offer some advice. Which he didn't take lightly - he bitched at me saying that he was a professional athe\lete - yadda yadda and he knew what he was doing. Anyway then he explained he just wanted some support. At that point I was like I don't even know why you will tell a random stranger this in the seek of support and sympathy. I guess I should have replied " aww do you want a massage?"... so I wonder if your reply should have been "Aw, do you want me to rub some ointment on it?"...haha I am sorry this is funny in a weird way.

 

I can't believe he'd bring up his back problem to you, then give you an earload for offerring advice! WTF? I don't get it.

 

As it so happens I recommended to this guy that he take a sitz bath and work on his core strength. He seemed content with that.

 

Honestly though, to bring this up with a stranger, WTF?!!!

 

I think it must have given him a poerverse thrill.

[ja123]

This man is vulgar and uncooth. That isn't something that a potential date needs to know. This is an indication of his future behavior. I would pass.

 

No kidding.

 

And what is weird is that on his profile he says that he is knows social etiquette!!! So, why did he do the opposite?

 

He's obviously weird, OK, I get it!

 

But what was his other motives? To shock me? To friend-zone me?

 

Or, as somebody else said he's a player? I never knew mentioning hemorrhoides was a part of the PUA tactics!!! WTF?

[ja123]

The hemorrhoids didn't get in the way of his verbal diarrhea, so to speak.

 

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA yeah, this guy likes to talk sh*t!!!

[sid3]

As it so happens I recommended to this guy that he take a sitz bath and work on his core strength. He seemed content with that.

 

Honestly though, to bring this up with a stranger, WTF?!!!

 

He obviously felt very comfortable speaking with you. So,aside from him being a bit of a freak, do you like him?

 

I'm guessing yes!

[ja123]

Can I dare you to ask him to send a picture of his hemroid to you... I dare you!

 

 

LOL That would really be upping the ante!!!

 

The problem is is that I might not beat him at his own game and he'll get turned on thinking that I'm a major perve and he might end up meeting me half-way. Then, what? I tell him it looks juicy and that I want to toss his salad? HAHAAAAAAAA Yeah, but only if he rents a super expensive hotel room, then I don't show! HAHAAAAAAAA

[ja123]

He obviously felt very comfortable speaking with you. So,aside from him being a bit of a freak, do you like him?

 

I'm guessing yes!

 

Honestly, my brain is in a big disconnect right now.

 

We met once briefly. He's from OLD. We were supposed to go out, but it's the holidays and I'm leaving now to see my family .. and as of tomorrow, I won't be on LS or OLD for a week.

 

Partly, maybe it is because he's comfortable talking to me; but, I get the impression that by mentionning his hemorrhoides he has effectively friend-zoned me.

 

From my perspective, he looks as hot as hell. He's just gorgeous. So, yeah my brain is in disconnect right now.

 

At this point if I just went to bed with him, well, I'd be thinking about his hemorrhoide and I'd not be in the moment enjoying the sex!

[sid3]

I doubt he's friendzoned you, don't be so negative!

 

His being from OLD comes as no big surprise:p

 

It's going to a long week away for you, methinks. Hahaha

[ja123]

His being from OLD comes as no big surprise:p

 

Yeah, there's only a bunch of weirdos on OLD, eh?

 

I guess that includes me!!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[NoMoreJerks]

2 possibilities:

 

1) he has a VERY bad case of hemorrhoids, and he wants to see your reaction to it?

 

I doubt this is the case, though. I mean,I'm self-conscious about a lot of stuff, including any odors down there, but that doesn't make me tell a guy I'm going out on a date with, that I think I might smell down there (apparently I don't, according to my ex) and what he thinks might be a good solution for that.

 

2) He's the type of person who likes talking about vulgar stuff? I met this guy once, we were chatting at the pub, and he was super nice and all, but after 2-3 hours (and a few drinks), he started telling me some really weird and gross stuff, supposedly jokes. He told me something about sitting on guys' cum in a car, or some guy having his dick near his ear, when he woke up from sleep. I just wanted to leave soon after that.

[ja123]

I mean,I'm self-conscious about a lot of stuff, including any odors down there, but that doesn't make me tell a guy I'm going out on a date with, that I think I might smell down there (apparently I don't, according to my ex) and what he thinks might be a good solution for that.

 

 

You're so cute, NoMore!

 

No, I certainly wouldn't mention anything like that either. So I think this guy was testing me or something ... I'm still not sure.

 

And by the way, if you want to smell as clean as a whistle down-there, then wash it with a handful of baking soda! It works wonders!

[sid3]

Yeah, there's only a bunch of weirdos on OLD, eh?

 

So it seems.

 

Next he's probably going to tell you he has blue balls.

[ja123]

Next he's probably going to tell you he has blue balls.

 

Yeah and he'll ask what I might recommend for that! HAHAAAAAAAA

[sid3]

I'm kinda hoping prince charming sends a few drunk texts to liven up the holidays.

[ja123]

I'm kinda hoping prince charming sends a few drunk texts to liven up the holidays.

 

 

Yeah, I use some jingle, blue balls!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Edited December 24, 2012 by ja123