ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Why would anyone bring that up on the phone when you're supposed to go out with her! Anyhow, I recommended a sitz bath in epsom salts, and that he should work on his core strength and do squats and stuff. But I just don't get it! I thought people generally put their best foot forward when getting to know someone. Anyone else have similar experiences? Whatup?!!
sid3 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Why would anyone bring that up on the phone when you're supposed to go out with her! Anyhow, I recommended a sitz bath in epsom salts, and that he should work on his core strength and do squats and stuff. But I just don't get it! I thought people generally put their best foot forward when getting to know someone. Anyone else have similar experiences? Whatup?!! Maybe he was putting his best foot forward. He sounds like quite the catch!
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 HAHAAAAAA You mean putting his best hemorroide forward!!! I wonder what else he could have in store!!! I pretended that I wasn't phased, but inside I'm like WTF??? Is this his way of friendzoning me? Is he trying to sabotage this? i.e., he might think I'm too good for him, etc. Does he say this kind of thing with everybody? Is he a weirdo? I guess the answer is 'yes'. Does he have an anal fixation? i.e., of his own orifice.
Nightsky Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 squats help with hemroids... doesn't even make sense. Maybe he wants to get you ready for the salad tossing?
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe he wants to get you ready for the salad tossing? Salad tossing? That sounds nasty ... what in the heck do you mean?
sid3 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Salad tossing? That sounds nasty ... what in the heck do you mean? Yeah its nasty alright.
SJC2008 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Whey did he talk about hemorroides? Becasue Preparation H is the $hit!!! Now would that be pun or no pun intended?? That's the question!
Nightsky Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Salad tossing? That sounds nasty ... what in the heck do you mean? I used the term salad tossing for a reason. If you don't know what it means, you really don't want too. Don't look it up. You'll be sorry. Me on the other hand I really enjoy tossing a hot girls salad... Oh yes I do.
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 What a challenge! Telling me not to look it up!!! ... hold on ... I'll be back in 2 secs!
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Whey did he talk about hemorroides? Becasue Preparation H is the $hit!!! Now would that be pun or no pun intended?? That's the question! He's into natural, bio products, so he didn't mention Prep H. LOLLLLLLL Re: "Preparation H is the $hit!!!"
sid3 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 What a challenge! Telling me not to look it up!!! ... hold on ... I'll be back in 2 secs! Google's your friend;)
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 I used the term salad tossing for a reason. If you don't know what it means, you really don't want too. Don't look it up. You'll be sorry. Me on the other hand I really enjoy tossing a hot girls salad... Oh yes I do. LOLLLLLLL Now it just makes me wonder what kind of dressing you like? Clean, natural, messy, or several days pungent?!!! HAHAAAA Ouf .. you don't think he was hinting on my tossing his salad, do ya?
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Google's your friend;) It sure is! I just learned something tonight, I'll tell yuz.
sid3 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 .. you don't think he was hinting on my tossing his salad, do ya? Could be! Maybe he's wanting toss yours. Good luck with that
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Could be! Maybe he's wanting toss yours. Good luck with that HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA But seriously though! Apart from his lack of social graces, what is his reason for saying this?!! Do really think that dicussing an intimate part of his body was an unsciousness way for him to discuss sex with me, but without saying it?!! Like by bringing up that topic (though verbally) was a way for him to expose himself to me? Like he's a verbal flasher.
SmileFace Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Are you a doctor? Why didn't he keep this to himself
sid3 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA But seriously though! Apart from his lack of social graces, what is his reason for saying this?!! Do really think that dicussing an intimate part of his body was an unsciousness way for him to discuss sex with me, but without saying it?!! Who knows. You'll just have to ask him. He's obviously got that whole being mysterious thing going on. Careful, he may be a player! 1
snowflakes88 Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 I think he just has no social graces - nothing more, nothing less. Not quite hemorrhoids, but I had a first (and last) phone conversation with a guy who told me he had been seeing a urologist for some issues with chronic pain in his penis. 1
Nightsky Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Guys I just googled hemorroides... word to the wise.. .DONT
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Who knows. You'll just have to ask him. He's obviously got that whole being mysterious thing going on. Careful, he may be a player! Why would you think he might be a player? That's interesting. I'd like to hear more of what made his possibly being a player come to your mind...
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 Are you a doctor? Why didn't he keep this to himself No, I'm not a doctor, not am I any way related to the healthcare field. I am dumbfounded, as to why he didn't keep this to himself!
Nightsky Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 No, I'm not a doctor, not am I any way related to the healthcare field. I am dumbfounded, as to why he didn't keep this to himself! Can I dare you to ask him to send a picture of his hemroid to you... I dare you!
SmileFace Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 No, I'm not a doctor, not am I any way related to the healthcare field. I am dumbfounded, as to why he didn't keep this to himself! Did you offer advice when he told you this. Hehe, I am actually giggling over this madness. I was talking this guy once. I won't say dating since we never met. However it was from OLD. I remember when we first started talking he was telling me how he had some back problems so since I worked at a physical therapist before I decided to offer some advice. Which he didn't take lightly - he bitched at me saying that he was a professional athe\lete - yadda yadda and he knew what he was doing. Anyway then he explained he just wanted some support. At that point I was like I don't even know why you will tell a random stranger this in the seek of support and sympathy. I guess I should have replied " aww do you want a massage?"... so I wonder if your reply should have been "Aw, do you want me to rub some ointment on it?"...haha I am sorry this is funny in a weird way.
Author ja123 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Posted December 24, 2012 I think he just has no social graces - nothing more, nothing less. Not quite hemorrhoids, but I had a first (and last) phone conversation with a guy who told me he had been seeing a urologist for some issues with chronic pain in his penis. Sorry that happened Snowflake. You see one of my reasons to post this was to find out if anyone else had experienced similar. I'm starting to think that my hemorrhoide-guy and your penis-guy brought these topics up under the "guise" of a medical context, but the guise was used to cover their realy motives: sex! They're essentially exhibionists in some way. Would do you think?
paintedtree Posted December 24, 2012 Posted December 24, 2012 Why would you think he might be a player? That's interesting. I'd like to hear more of what made his possibly being a player come to your mind... Haha, I think the player comment was intended as a joke. If not, I certainly took it as one. Anyway, I believe he is probably just very socially awkward. Maybe he didn't know what else to say, and that just spilled out. The hemorrhoids didn't get in the way of his verbal diarrhea, so to speak.
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