Necromancer Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 1. Average Face. 2. Good body. (lift 5 x a week). 3. Mental support. 4. Funny moments (since i am funny as uck). 5. I go 1-2 x a week pooling, cinema. 6. Ridiculous amount of sex. 7. Massage. 8. Adventures. 9. I can cook. (Eggs, Chicken) 10. Spot at the gym. Women can you offer me all that?
Treasa Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Yes, although I would say my face is better than average, and I'll raise your cinema with martial arts sparring. I like movies, but twice a week is too much for me.
xdahliax Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) You don't seem funny at all from your posts. Also, making eggs and chicken should probably not be on your list of things that you can offer a woman...literally anyone can do that. Many women also wouldn't care for the cinema/pool part 2x per week, so it's not much of an offer. It's like saying "hey, I enjoy this and you can come along :)", you're not offering anyone anything because it's still all about you. Just thought I'd help even out the playing field before too many people answer. Edited December 23, 2012 by xdahliax 2
coffeebean201 Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 massage and adventures sound good. If you keep this up you are going to get your heart decimated by a very good looking girl. Instead...look for a woman...who makes you feel 10 feet tall.
El Brujo Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Instead...look for a woman...who makes you feel 10 feet tall. I'm sick of being 6'6". The last thing I need is a woman who makes me feel 10 feet tall. 2
KungFuJoe Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Let me help you a bit with that list. #1, #2 - Can't comment on that since I haven't seen you. #3 - Doubtful. You're one of the most negative people on LS, and THAT'S saying something because this place is stock full of negative people. #4 - You're about as funny as a bowl of porridge. #5 - THIS is an asset? It's like saying the fact that you brush your teeth at night before you go to bed is an asset. #6 - Anyone can provide this and I notice how you said nothing about actual skill. #7 - Ok..I'll give you that one. #8 - Adventures? As in Zelda? #9 - Eggs and chicken? Seriously? Eggs and chicken? #10 - Again, spot at the gym as an asset? You might as well say that you can provide her with a free gmail account. Feel free to thank me for my efforts. 1. Average Face. 2. Good body. (lift 5 x a week). 3. Mental support. 4. Funny moments (since i am funny as uck). 5. I go 1-2 x a week pooling, cinema. 6. Ridiculous amount of sex. 7. Massage. 8. Adventures. 9. I can cook. (Eggs, Chicken) 10. Spot at the gym. Women can you offer me all that? 7
Art_Critic Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Women can you offer me all that? You want to date yourself ? My wife fills voids and gives me things I cannot give her... She is strong at the times I'm weak... stuff like that We both cook... Although a good match, IMO does have some overlap I think for the most part we look for people that can expand us not give us the same things.. 1
Author Necromancer Posted December 23, 2012 Author Posted December 23, 2012 You don't seem funny at all from your posts. Also, making eggs and chicken should probably not be on your list of things that you can offer a woman...literally anyone can do that. Many women also wouldn't care for the cinema/pool part 2x per week, so it's not much of an offer. It's like saying "hey, I enjoy this and you can come along :)", you're not offering anyone anything because it's still all about you. Just thought I'd help even out the playing field before too many people answer. So at 18, what other stuff can i offer a woman really?. It's not like most girls have amazing package to offer to.
somedude81 Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 What you can offer, women don't care. Sorry.
SmileFace Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Let me help you a bit with that list. #1, #2 - Can't comment on that since I haven't seen you. #3 - Doubtful. You're one of the most negative people on LS, and THAT'S saying something because this place is stock full of negative people. #4 - You're about as funny as a bowl of porridge. #5 - THIS is an asset? It's like saying the fact that you brush your teeth at night before you go to bed is an asset. #6 - Anyone can provide this and I notice how you said nothing about actual skill. #7 - Ok..I'll give you that one. #8 - Adventures? As in Zelda? #9 - Eggs and chicken? Seriously? Eggs and chicken? #10 - Again, spot at the gym as an asset? You might as well say that you can provide her with a free gmail account. Feel free to thank me for my efforts. Zelda Bwhahaha!
Author Necromancer Posted December 23, 2012 Author Posted December 23, 2012 Let me help you a bit with that list. #1, #2 - Can't comment on that since I haven't seen you. #3 - Doubtful. You're one of the most negative people on LS, and THAT'S saying something because this place is stock full of negative people. #4 - You're about as funny as a bowl of porridge. #5 - THIS is an asset? It's like saying the fact that you brush your teeth at night before you go to bed is an asset. #6 - Anyone can provide this and I notice how you said nothing about actual skill. #7 - Ok..I'll give you that one. #8 - Adventures? As in Zelda? #9 - Eggs and chicken? Seriously? Eggs and chicken? #10 - Again, spot at the gym as an asset? You might as well say that you can provide her with a free gmail account. Feel free to thank me for my efforts. Plz tell me how you where Ken, the billionaire at the age of 18. Also I don't play video games.
Author Necromancer Posted December 23, 2012 Author Posted December 23, 2012 What you can offer, women don't care. Sorry. Yes, all that matters is what you are.
rocketman122 Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 1. Average Face. 2. Good body. (lift 5 x a week). 3. Mental support. 4. Funny moments (since i am funny as uck). 5. I go 1-2 x a week pooling, cinema. 6. Ridiculous amount of sex. 7. Massage. 8. Adventures. 9. I can cook. (Eggs, Chicken) 10. Spot at the gym. Women can you offer me all that? you have soo much to offer to still no buyers. if you wrote "im kind, caring, warm, attentive. im a good person with a big heart" but "spotter" cmon man. youre 18..right? yea... what does mental support mean..like the jedi mind control?
ooglesnboogles Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 I'm sick of being 6'6". The last thing I need is a woman who makes me feel 10 feet tall. Agreed. I'm not that tall but still pretty tall by most standards. Enough that I started slouching to try and get my head a little closer to everyone else's (working on that now, I'd rather have good posture and have people look up ) Why is it that all the girls I find are short? I'd be crazy for a tall girl who I don't have to bend down (as far) to have a conversation with.
rocketman122 Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Agreed. I'm not that tall but still pretty tall by most standards. Enough that I started slouching to try and get my head a little closer to everyone else's (working on that now, I'd rather have good posture and have people look up ) Why is it that all the girls I find are short? I'd be crazy for a tall girl who I don't have to bend down (as far) to have a conversation with. why do you have to bend over to have a conversation? are you so tall that the sound of your voice doesnt travel well? im 6'1" and my GF is 5'3" and I dont have to bend down to talk to her.
Els Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 So at 18, what other stuff can i offer a woman really?. It's not like most girls have amazing package to offer to. After having read your posts, my guess is that the best gift you could probably give a girl is to not date her. 2
Disenchantedly Yours Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 I like men that offer different things from myself. Which is why I am probably hardly ever attracted to artistic men and seem to gravitate toward more practical ones. 1
El Brujo Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 The key is propaganda by the deed, guys. Don't think in terms of what you can offer women; become what women think they're missing out on. 1
Mme. Chaucer Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 #9 - Eggs and chicken? Seriously? Eggs and chicken? Which came first? 1
Els Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Which came first? Chicken. Totally chicken. :lmao::lmao:
ThaWholigan Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 I can only imagine how retarded OP acts around women . At that point, what one offers is moot. 1
Mme. Chaucer Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 I can only imagine how retarded OP acts around women . At that point, what one offers is moot. Not true. If he offers eggs, that makes it all good. Women love eggs. 1
ooglesnboogles Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 why do you have to bend over to have a conversation? are you so tall that the sound of your voice doesnt travel well? im 6'1" and my GF is 5'3" and I dont have to bend down to talk to her. My voice travels well, I just feel weird being head and shoulders above everyone. It's not a conscious thing, I just notice my head kind of drooping down sometimes when I'm around shorter people.
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