FitChick Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I didn't want this to become lost in the endless consolidated online dating thread. I consider this a specific topic rather than general information. I'm looking for creative ways to describe the sort of man I'm looking for physically. I am not looking for an Olympic athlete or movie star looks. Yeah, we know it's shallow, people are beautiful on the inside, blah, blah, blah. Avoid this thread if you are bothered. I just don't want a man to drop dead shortly after we decide to be exclusive, forcing me to go back to online dating again. Men probably skip over the oft used "healthy and fit," "look after your body," or "take pride in your appearance" because it's general and can be interpreted to their benefit, i.e. "I'm not as fat as most men my age" or "I buy designer clothes." Something a bit different might catch their eye and make them hesitate before contacting. I saw a brilliant description and promptly stole it: "Your waist measurement is smaller than your chest measurement." A man can't possibly interpret that in his favor, can he? "Eat only half your dinner and give the other half to the dog, who isn't dating." "After going to the gym, don't eat a whole cake." I would love to say, "If you look down and can't see your own dick, please don't contact me." Dating websites would censor it, unfortunately. Of course, having current photos not shot behind a large tree or posing in contorted postures would eliminate the need for having to get creative in this manner! Men are welcome to list their own phrases describing women. Funny is always good! I may steal some more...
naviis Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I would love to say, "If you look down and can't see your own dick, please don't contact me." Dating websites would censor it, unfortunately. Replace "your own dick" by "it" and you're good. 1
xxoo Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I know you like the tape measure method for clothes (I do, too). Why not use that method: If your waist is over 34 inches by tape measure, don't message me!"
edgygirl Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Funny. I like husky guys. I don't mind some chub. After you get one in bed, you can't go back And mind you I only dated skinny guys in my 20s. I know better now haha. 1
todreaminblue Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 If you have only got game dont bother I don't want to play if you have game I am the one who you wont realize you are playing against if you are honest, relax, and i will relax too I don't judge a book by its cover, so if you do, you aren't into what i am reading don't contact me. If you cant have fun how am i supposed to If you have a problem with mental illness i have a problem with you..... If you are looking for your perfect other half.....i am a quadrilateral ill never be that other half too much expectation...ill fail...find someone else if you love kick boxing ill be your sparring partner and dedicated at that.....ill wear the focus pads.....just hug me after..and when I wear the gloves...just be ready.....ill hug later....;0) if you dont like the beach and sand you would not like me.....like sand ill definitely get under your skin...... if you have a tan lien on your ring finger.....freaking put your ring back on and go home to your wife....she needs you and i dont...ill tell her that you will be home in five when i sleuth her number from your phone all women will do this get oooooofff the single site dick......deb
yongyong Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I don't understand what your problem is. Just delete the ones you don't like. I understand though. when I get a message from a girl who looks like 'seriously?? are you out of your mind?', I get disgusted and I feel bad spending 1 sec of my life to hit delete the button. The thing is, if I describe what I want (size 0~6 only), even the girls who fall in that category won't be happy about my description. You should act like you are the person who likes everyone. Just act differently Behind. eg:) I don't hire ugly girls for my business. I just don't. what if I post, I am looking for an attractive female? I once posted just 'clean appearance' meaning no tattoos and piercings but it it got flagged down. People knows it's not the place for some fat chick or old woman but I still have to act like I am open to everyone. In the end, I will hire the ones I like.
edgygirl Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 ......... I don't understand what your problem is. Just delete the ones you don't like. I understand though. when I get a message from a girl who looks like 'seriously?? are you out of your mind?', I get disgusted and I feel bad spending 1 sec of my life to hit delete the button. The thing is, if I describe what I want (size 0~6 only), even the girls who fall in that category won't be happy about my description. You should act like you are the person who likes everyone. Just act differently Behind. eg:) I don't hire ugly girls for my business. I just don't. what if I post, I am looking for an attractive female? I once posted just 'clean appearance' meaning no tattoos and piercings but it it got flagged down. People knows it's not the place for some fat chick or old woman but I still have to act like I am open to everyone. In the end, I will hire the ones I like. 1
todreaminblue Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I don't understand what your problem is. Just delete the ones you don't like. I understand though. when I get a message from a girl who looks like 'seriously?? are you out of your mind?', I get disgusted and I feel bad spending 1 sec of my life to hit delete the button. The thing is, if I describe what I want (size 0~6 only), even the girls who fall in that category won't be happy about my description. You should act like you are the person who likes everyone. Just act differently Behind. eg:) I don't hire ugly girls for my business. I just don't. what if I post, I am looking for an attractive female? I once posted just 'clean appearance' meaning no tattoos and piercings but it it got flagged down. People knows it's not the place for some fat chick or old woman but I still have to act like I am open to everyone. In the end, I will hire the ones I like. you officially suck....delete 3
todreaminblue Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 ......... rushes hopping with bucket....not on the carrrrpet...my legs too sore to get on my hands and knees......quick...bucket edgygirl....smilin.....deb 2
Author FitChick Posted December 16, 2012 Author Posted December 16, 2012 I don't hire ugly girls for my business. Are you a pimp? 6
edgygirl Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 The last part sounds to me like something that binders-full-of-women Romney would say. I am proceeding to put on ignore all these guys here, 3rd one today. This coming from a woman who is size 0-4. Can't stand these types. I wish we could spot these women haters in real life more easily. you officially suck....delete 1
Author FitChick Posted December 16, 2012 Author Posted December 16, 2012 Funny. I like husky guys. I don't mind some chub. After you get one in bed, you can't go back . Funny, I've had the opposite experience. The more fat a man has, the more estrogen he has so he is more likely to be impotent. I want to have sex with someone I am attracted to. It's never been a problem if a man had a lifelong fitness habit, i.e. has always been a runner, cyclist, tennis player. The couch potatoes are shaped like... potatoes.
edgygirl Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Yeah I get what you're saying, more stamina etc. Also I agree that a few of them are not that good / are lazy in bed. Still, I like men who are bigger, when they can deliver what's expected, obviously. I don't think you have to rule out all overweight guys to get good sex. Funny, I've had the opposite experience. The more fat a man has, the more estrogen he has so he is more likely to be impotent. I want to have sex with someone I am attracted to. It's never been a problem if a man had a lifelong fitness habit, i.e. has always been a runner, cyclist, tennis player. The couch potatoes are shaped like... potatoes.
Author FitChick Posted December 16, 2012 Author Posted December 16, 2012 How about this: "When I throw my arms around your waist, I'd like my hands to meet." Most men don't have tape measures so have no idea what their waists are. As their bellies expand, they just wear their trousers lower so they can say "I've worn the same trouser size for ten years." Hence, all those funny videos of men dropping their drawers as they walk down the street or dance at weddings.
yongyong Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 So you are offended by the reality? Have you got denied by some guy because you didn't look good enough? Have you got denied by some business because you didn't look good enough? I am sure you are offended by fashion magazine covers too because they ignore all these average or even ugly women but only put 1% hot looking women I remember posting 'I don't mind getting served by old trashy mom but It would be more pleasant experience if I was served by a hot waitress' A lot of women got offended by it. :lmao: The last part sounds to me like something that binders-full-of-women Romney would say. I am proceeding to put on ignore all these guys here, 3rd one today. This coming from a woman who is size 0-4. Can't stand these types. I wish we could spot these women haters in real life more easily.
yongyong Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 how about this 'if you think you are 'average' in body shape, you are fat' I don't check guys profiles but I believe many fat boys categorize themselves as 'average' like fat girls. How about this: "When I throw my arms around your waist, I'd like my hands to meet." Most men don't have tape measures so have no idea what their waists are. As their bellies expand, they just wear their trousers lower so they can say "I've worn the same trouser size for ten years." Hence, all those funny videos of men dropping their drawers as they walk down the street or dance at weddings.
boaaaar Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 "The big couch potato is not an ingredient of my life" "Sorry Mr Creosote, I don't carry buckets" dunno
suladas Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Guess it depends how much you are talking about that is acceptable. As far as in bed, i've got a few pounds never had that problem, in fact i've always been the one in better shape and having to do all the work, and i've never been with someone who is overweight by more then like 10 pounds maybe. But I can see it fine when standing Maybe something like i'm looking for someone to come running with me, has to be able to run a mile! But then again weight has nothing to do with being in shape. Plenty of skinny people are in bad shape, and plenty of overweight people are in shape. But I do know what you mean, I can't count how many bigger women message me. It's not just about attraction, I want someone who can enjoy my interests and chances are they can't.
edgygirl Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Why so defensive honey? Why do you think someone's opinion is based solely on what happened to them specifically? I am a discerning person who looks around the world and not only at myself as you seem to do. I can say with much certainty that looks is not a problem I have. I have never got turned down by men because of my looks and actually feel it helps me get not only men, but also work as unfortunately we do come across a lot of chauvinistic people. The problem I do have is with people like you, who can't enjoy getting to know other people who are not aesthetically pleasant (to you). I would much rather have an "old mom" or "old dad" with a pleasant personality or story to share with me and illuminate my worldview than a plastic bimbo or beautiful guy with nothing to say. And this is coming from someone who works in a design field, meaning, I can appreciate beauty and beautiful things. But beautiful things and feelings in the world don't come solely from someone's external beauty. The way you think revolts my stomach and all I can feel for you is pitty. I think you are simply less intelligent than people who can see beauty in things that are not external. Let's see how your business grows with all the bimbos with no brains Unless you're Hugh Heffner lol. Good luck! So you are offended by the reality? Have you got denied by some guy because you didn't look good enough? Have you got denied by some business because you didn't look good enough? I am sure you are offended by fashion magazine covers too because they ignore all these average or even ugly women but only put 1% hot looking women I remember posting 'I don't mind getting served by old trashy mom but It would be more pleasant experience if I was served by a hot waitress' A lot of women got offended by it. :lmao: 1
todreaminblue Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 I have gone for physical strength and the ability to fight in my past relationships even though i carry extra weight and can fluctuate i am physically strong....i have dated guys who are smaller than me.....i know its not the size of the dog in the fight......with that knowledge ....i tam attracted to guys who have a quiet strength....who wouldnt be abusive but stands up fro what he believes in with a calm heart ...its a big ask......because quieter guys are hard for me to approach.....fighters are not all blustery, true fighters have discipline and natural ability to express themselves without violence that is the hard part.......they are quiet and confident and they tell you how they feel even if it is the opposite of what you feel...they dotn give in to conformity...they question....but always with that self control.....they never hide....they face things and peopel head on....they are the alphas and they aint afraid to cry..but they dotn stand for crap if yrou wrong they let you know......i have looked in mostly the wrong places......i found a place where they are prolific...and they all believe in god and love their wives......true alphas..all different shapes and sizes nationalities...... they represent ...and it has nothign to do with theri waist measurements.....their spirits shine...i am happy to have met them and see how a man really should treat a woman......not measure hips and bust size..they have restored my sense of hope in the male species....the wives are unbelievable happy....and they spread that happiness to others.....all is good..........deb
yongyong Posted December 17, 2012 Posted December 17, 2012 You are one typical absurd American woman. When a girl says she wants to date a handsome guy, I totally understand what she is talking about. I don't get mad and say something like 'oh so you want air headed douche bags?' Every time I say I prefer pretty girls, 'bimbo' is the common word used by American Women. When it comes to server thing I explained, of course, I like a pretty girl with a bubbly personality. I didn't say I can put up with her bitchiness just because she is hot. You just get mad when guys turn their eyes to prettier girls, don't you? and you just call them a bimbo or slut without even knowing them just because they are hotter? it sounds like you are one good human. For my business, don't worry, they are hotter and smarter than you. (only college chicks) Why so defensive honey? Why do you think someone's opinion is based solely on what happened to them specifically? I am a discerning person who looks around the world and not only at myself as you seem to do. I can say with much certainty that looks is not a problem I have. I have never got turned down by men because of my looks and actually feel it helps me get not only men, but also work as unfortunately we do come across a lot of chauvinistic people. The problem I do have is with people like you, who can't enjoy getting to know other people who are not aesthetically pleasant (to you). I would much rather have an "old mom" or "old dad" with a pleasant personality or story to share with me and illuminate my worldview than a plastic bimbo or beautiful guy with nothing to say. And this is coming from someone who works in a design field, meaning, I can appreciate beauty and beautiful things. But beautiful things and feelings in the world don't come solely from someone's external beauty. The way you think revolts my stomach and all I can feel for you is pitty. I think you are simply less intelligent than people who can see beauty in things that are not external. Let's see how your business grows with all the bimbos with no brains Unless you're Hugh Heffner lol. Good luck!
mortensorchid Posted December 17, 2012 Posted December 17, 2012 Hmm ... Well I don't expect anyone to remain rail thin all their lives (unless you're Cher with her army of plastic surgeons, and even she's not as thin as she was years ago), but I expect other guys to look presentable and not be ... Fat. Unfortunately, as I found out first hand after once weighing 45 lbs heavier than I am today, that if you get fat people won't take you seriously, either on a personal or business level. Don't believe me? Let it happen to you sometime and then work at taking it off. 1
yongyong Posted December 17, 2012 Posted December 17, 2012 Sounds true to me by my observation from other people. The thing is if I explain in just honest manner, a lot of people especially women will flip out and try to deny it. I guess they just want to plug their ears instead of listening to the reality. For business level, it can be an issue. For personal level(dating), it is detrimental. Unfortunately, as I found out first hand after once weighing 45 lbs heavier than I am today, that if you get fat people won't take you seriously, either on a personal or business level. Don't believe me? Let it happen to you sometime and then work at taking it off.
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