Author charlietheginger Posted December 5, 2012 Author Posted December 5, 2012 (edited) Well guys i thought it over... The black chick from the dog park i met Last week has 2kids so im not gonna get Involved The chick that gave me her number in the Parking lot ...i just aint feeling it... vampire chick who am i to judge Her. people have judged me my Whole life for having redhair elf like ears and a cartoon looking face Names like Freckles freak Coppertop Firecrotch Firetruck Bigred Redbull Ginger Carrottop Howdy dootie Opie...... Ive heard them all... Being grown up most Names have stopped as i got older Ginger thats about all i hear now So i really cant be to judgemental about Her being vampire be id be doing to her what people did to me... Edited December 5, 2012 by charlietheginger
Pyro Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I can see the next topic being would you date a werewolf guy lol We have Nightsky for that. Well guys i thought it over... vampire chick who am i to judge Her. people have judged me my Whole life for having redhair elf like ears and a cartoon looking face Names like Freckles freak Coppertop Firecrotch Firetruck Bigred Redbull Ginger Carrottop Howdy dootie Opie...... Ive heard them all... Being grown up most Names have stopped as i got older Ginger thats about all i hear now So i really cant be to judgemental about Her being vampire be id be doing to her what people did to me... Your kids would be pale red heads. That is so unheard of. 1
Queenie42 Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I always thought Kiefer Sutherland was pretty dishy, this girl has good taste Give her a go and have a nice time, but if she turns out to be totally serious (read: delusional) about the whole vampirism thing, crack out the garlicky cross and walk away slowly. She wants a fantasy and you're just too good to be fictional.
Pyro Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 If you go out with her bring a bottled water with you and tell her that it's holy water just to see how she reacts.
ScreamingTrees Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 If you go out with her bring a bottled water with you and tell her that it's holy water just to see how she reacts. And whenever she does something crazy, pour water onto your hand and flick it at her and shout "NO! BAD GIRL! BAD GIRL!" 1
Pyro Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 And whenever she does something crazy, pour water onto your hand and flick it at her and shout "NO! BAD GIRL! BAD GIRL!" Or pull a miniature flashlight out of your pocket.
ScreamingTrees Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Or pull a miniature flashlight out of your pocket. Or tell her to take one of those facebook mirror photos with you. 1
Later82012 Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Careful, she might be looking for some fresh warm blood from a horny somebody for a change.
aussietigerwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Just make sure your first date isn't in a church
mammasita Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Well guys i thought it over... The black chick from the dog park i met Last week has 2kids so im not gonna get Involved The chick that gave me her number in the Parking lot ...i just aint feeling it... vampire chick who am i to judge Her. people have judged me my Whole life for having redhair elf like ears and a cartoon looking face Names like Freckles freak Coppertop Firecrotch Firetruck Bigred Redbull Ginger Carrottop Howdy dootie Opie...... Ive heard them all... Being grown up most Names have stopped as i got older Ginger thats about all i hear now So i really cant be to judgemental about Her being vampire be id be doing to her what people did to me... Judging someone for physical attributes that cant be changed = wrong Judging someone for CHOOSING to drink blood and claim to be a vampire = I'm doing it right now. Look, Im not trying to be judgemental either, but that fact is that if you really ARE what you claim, you don't need to advertise. Ok let's say she really is a vampire, why the need to advertise and tell you she sleeps during the day, drinks blood etc. It's all crazy. She's crazy because of that. Don't talk about it, be about it.
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