charlietheginger Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Ok looked at few old ads.... one emailed me... Explained she only dates vampires... She told me i look like a vampire already And asked for a pic of me looking up at Her before i bite her neck.... I sent a pic she says perfect i look like A vampire from the movie the lostboys I fluffed out my hair took pic emailed her She says from the look in my eye she can see Passion desire and the undead inside my soul... So we may or may not meet... She wants to drink My blood a prick on a finger will do.... After if we fall inlove i get to drink her blood This whole thing is strange... She tells me she sleeps days works night Drinks atleast a pint of blood a week From a hospital... Im the kind of guy open To new ideas.... Anyone date a vampire before? Did it work out.?
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Ok looked at few old ads.... one emailed me... Explained she only dates vampires... She told me i look like a vampire already And asked for a pic of me looking up at Her before i bite her neck.... I sent a pic she says perfect i look like A vampire from the movie the lostboys I fluffed out my hair took pic emailed her She says from the look in my eye she can see Passion desire and the undead inside my soul... So we may or may not meet... She wants to drink My blood a prick on a finger will do.... After if we fall inlove i get to drink her blood This whole thing is strange... She tells me she sleeps days works night Drinks atleast a pint of blood a week From a hospital... Im the kind of guy open To new ideas.... Anyone date a vampire before? Did it work out.? She said you look like a vampire from "The Lost Boys"? Damn Charlie, I called it - Kiefer Sutherland played the lead "bloodsucker" in that movie. We said you had the Hollywood looks .
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 She sounds absolutely batty. Yeah, Bat-**** Crazy. It's a double edged sword though because they are always the best in bed .
Author charlietheginger Posted December 5, 2012 Author Posted December 5, 2012 Undertheradar.... You were right man.. Guess i look like Kiefer sutherland.. I had to google lost boys and I see some resemblence I never thought of myself as Hollywood good looks maybe vampire Movies are my calling :-) I sent her this picture and she told Me her nipples got hard and her heart Raced...she cant wait to taste me.. http://i47.tinypic.com/2it6lwm.jpg
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Undertheradar.... You were right man.. Guess i look like Kiefer sutherland.. I had to google lost boys and I see some resemblence I never thought of myself as Hollywood good looks maybe vampire Movies are my calling :-) I sent her this picture and she told Me her nipples got hard and her heart Raced...she cant wait to taste me.. http://i47.tinypic.com/2it6lwm.jpg Scary man, absolutely terrifying. Anyway, after the date, pictures or it didn't happen .
ScreamingTrees Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Tell her you've got something you're gonna pound into her.. Your wood.. stake.. I'm terrible at this, I know. 2
SmileFace Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Please let us know when she kills you and drains your blood. 1
somedude81 Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 You probably shouldn't wear the garlic scented aftershave. 1
Nightsky Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 She'll probably want to make cuts in your penis and drink your boner blood
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 You guys never cease to crack me up :lmao:.
SmileFace Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I think it is even funnier that you took that picture -_-
Nightsky Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 You should ask her "are you going to drink my boner blood?"
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 You should ask her "are you going to drink my boner blood?" Only if it's a FULL MOON. Ahhh, sorry guys, my bad - that's werewolves. **** it, while we're on the subject, maybe next week it will be Mummys and the Loch Ness Monster. At the very least, you'll have plenty of stories for prospective OLD coffee meetups . 1
Nightsky Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Only if it's a FULL MOON. Ahhh, sorry guys, my bad - that's werewolves. **** it, while we're on the subject, maybe next week it will be Mummys and the Loch Ness Monster. At the very least, you'll have plenty of stories for prospective OLD coffee meetups . If she were a mummy he'd have to unwrap her to see her naked. Maybe he'd just move some of the bandages to the side and have at it.
LittlePrince Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I don't date imaginary characters. That would be insane.
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I don't date imaginary characters. That would be insane. Well, you know what that means don't you? More vampire chicks for us .
mortensorchid Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 All joking aside about this person (although it's hard not to), having known goths in the past I have this to say about them... Goths are followers who want attention, that's why they dress the way they do and hang out in clubs where there are other goths. Like minded people tend to stick together anyway. If this woman really thinks that she is a vampire and she really is hanging out in graveyards and drinking blood from hospitals or any other source, she is unstable in some way and cannot have a normal relationship of any kind with anyone else who doesn't also do the same things. If you do these things, good for you. But if not, then you are the unstable one if you think that you can have any kind of relationship with her. Move on.
LittlePrince Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Well, you know what that means don't you? More vampire chicks for us . But when you stake her with your wood doesn't that mean she vaporizes?
LittlePrince Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 All joking aside about this person (although it's hard not to), having known goths in the past I have this to say about them... Goths are followers who want attention, that's why they dress the way they do and hang out in clubs where there are other goths. Like minded people tend to stick together anyway. If this woman really thinks that she is a vampire and she really is hanging out in graveyards and drinking blood from hospitals or any other source, she is unstable in some way and cannot have a normal relationship of any kind with anyone else who doesn't also do the same things. If you do these things, good for you. But if not, then you are the unstable one if you think that you can have any kind of relationship with her. Move on. Says the highschool football cheerleader who was always jealous of goths for some strange reason I never understood. I have wondered if it was due to some sort of latent lesbian sexual frustration.
Under The Radar Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 But when you stake her with your wood doesn't that mean she vaporizes? Nope, my stake is too small . She'll die of disappointment instead . No vaporizing on this side of town.
Pyro Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Does she look like Kristen Stewart? Lots of guys want to date that vampire.
LittlePrince Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 Does she look like Kristen Stewart? Lots of guys want to date that vampire. Date? I don't think that's what they have in mind.
aussietigerwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Posted December 5, 2012 I can see the next topic being would you date a werewolf guy lol
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