Most stupid things dumper told u

[Stillalive1]

In my case i ve heard: "If i didn't love u so much i would have left before"

My answer was:"Wow,do u think it makes me feel better,until 2 days ago we were talking about living together and u were the one who was putting pressure on me to move...?"

 

And the same girl even told:"At least i didn't cheat on u"

My answer was :"I didn't smashed your face on the wall every time u pissed me off,but honestly it's a normal thing not something to b proud of..."

[Samms22]

"I want to party and drink without being taken advantage of."

 

K, ruin 9 months to get drunk and be a whore. go for it

[Chi townD]

"He's not the reason why we're breaking up!"

 

Really? Okay.....By the way. Last I heard, they got married. BUT! He wasn't the reason.

[Jono85]

cliche but "i will always love you. you will always be my ____ ___ (insert pet name)."

 

when i texted u 3 weeks ago, asking how ur new job/boss was (innocent text) and u just ignored me, it really made me feel warm and loved still..

[Treasa]

"This is one of the worst things anyone has ever done to me," after I looked at his browser history one time.

 

Geez, some of the worst things that have happened to me were: me being abused and molested when I was a kid, living in poverty for a long stretch when I was a kid, having my aunt murdered when she was nine months pregnant...

 

My ex is a pussy. I wonder how he'd handle something actually horrible happening to him. Freaking pansy momma's boy.

[Ramzk001]

"I have to live up my college life, I'll come back after 3 years and marry you"

[notsosuperman]

"I love you, and I always will do"

"It is not you, it is me"

God.. after 2 months these makes me feel so worthless..

[geegirl]

"I'm not relationship material but you will always be different from all the others. Even when we've both moved on, I know we'll still want to have sex with each other."

 

Who is "we"?

 

:sick:

[Simon Phoenix]

That football players (American) weren't real athletes.

[Chi townD]

^^^^^LMAO!!!^^^^^

 

He actually said that! LOL! He presumes a lot doesn't he?

 

Hey, Geegirl? You still hot under the collar for him?

[geegirl]

^^^^^LMAO!!!^^^^^

 

He actually said that! LOL! He presumes a lot doesn't he?

 

Hey, Geegirl? You still hot under the collar for him?

 

Part of the conversation -- he also claimed to have slept with 100s of women. I felt special.

 

I LMAO whenever I think of it! When he saw me with new guy, he texted after he drove off, "Let me know if it doesn't work out!"

 

SMH.

[Chi townD]

Part of the conversation -- he also claimed to have slept with 100s of women. I felt special.

 

I LMAO whenever I think of it! When he saw me with new guy, he texted after he drove off, "Let me know if it doesn't work out!"

 

SMH.

 

I would have text back, "Dude, you said you were with 100 girls. Sorry, I'm not a fan of herpes."

[aussietigerwolf]

I'm doing this for your own good.

[geegirl]

I would have text back, "Dude, you said you were with 100 girls. Sorry, I'm not a fan of herpes."

 

I can't tell you the fear that flooded my head when he said that! Went straight to the gyno!

[KatZee]

"It's not you it's all me."

"Can we still be friends, what we have is so amazing." OK so why are you dumping me?

"I love you so much that's why I have to let you go."

[Phanpooh]

"try to live healthy and good for me" she said

i was hospital and thank god, that my birthday, thank you, you and your "just a friend"...

[CptSaveAho]

"It's not you it's all me."

"Can we still be friends, what we have is so amazing." OK so why are you dumping me?

"I love you so much that's why I have to let you go."

 

 

GIGS.... happens.... he wasnt lying

[KatZee]

 

GIGS.... happens.... he wasnt lying

 

You gave me more that I can return

Yet there's so much that you deserve

Nothing to say, nothing to do,

I've nothing to give

I must leave without you

 

 

PRETTY MUCH!

[Mandos]

Less than a week after BU:

-"Well, you've asked me many times about a reason why I broke up with you...I finally found one: I'm in love with someone else."

-"But why didn't you tell me when I asked you the day when you dumped me?"

-"I didn't know then, I JUST REALISED THAT FEW DAYS AGO."

 

I always suspected her have feelings for him, but she always denied that and I felt like a paranoid idiot afterwards and blamed myself for not believing her lol. (lesson: trust your instincts)

[dumPI]

During the break up talk:

 

- You just told me I love you twice.

 

- I didn’t feel what I felt in other relationships (RS where she was the dumpee & happened when she was 12! & 15).

 

- It’s not you, it’s me.

 

- You didn’t do anything wrong.

 

- You gave more than I deserved. My life is a mess. (I pointed that I should have broken up with her in July after she expressed her doubts & she said she wouldn’t have let me cause she never exits a RS until she knows what she wants)

 

THERE WAS SOMEONE NEW

 

After 7 months NC we reconnect for 5 months. Sometimes we meet, both of us are friendly and flirty, spent some time together. We agreed those days were fantastic and she said things as "no one could compare with you. I didn't close the door on us."

 

3 weeks after last meeting (we live in different countries) I get an email

 

- We love each other but I can't step further in our relationship. It's better that we don't talk for a while. I need it and don't know for how long. Sincerely I love you.

 

THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE NEW AGAIN (80% sure but I don't really wanna know)

[ReadMyThread]

- My dad says I shouldn't even be in a relationship right now.

 

Lol. Was I dating your dad?

 

Then she's with someone new 2 weeks after. Ughhhhh. Makes me sick.

[Own Worst Enemy]

"I can't help it if I'm only attracted to very slim women" (note I am at most 10-14lbs overweight at 5'7, hardly a whale)

 

But nothing beats my friend who got a spiel after a year about how he needed to try something else. Not travelling or men or a new city... No... He needed to try BEING WITH A BLONDE for a change. And please, she mustn't misunderstand. The last thing he was saying was that she should go off and dye her hair... What a total toolbag!!!!

[Stillalive1]

"U r sad all the time and i need romance"

Dad passed away after my family had a 100.000 euros mortgage and 6 months later i ve lost my job,my mum was desperated.No sisters or brothers,no grannies,my best friend moved outside from the country,so basically i was alone,and feeling a crap cause i couldn't take her anywhere.

Her life compared to mine was perfect... She was sleeping on the couch at her place cause they painted her room in a wrong color. Wish i had the same problem that time.

 

3 months after she dumped me i finally found a job.

[CptSaveAho]

Ex was breaking up with me (it needed to happen)... listed all my faults... dont disagree with a single one of them... I stayed silent. After a few minutes of silence

 

Her:"You were right, I did cheat on you last year on my birthday"

Me :"Bitch"

Her :"Only 3 people in my life have called me a bitch, my mom, an ex boyfriend that dumped her and you"

Me :" Im in good company, maybe you should listen"

[thembones]

"I did not want this (breaking up)." Oh, well who the fk did? Me? No, it was you.

"This would have happened anyways, better now than when we were married, had kids, etc." Ok I guess you were going to give up on me at some point, why not now?