Gold Pile Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 As noted in my scaffolding date thread, I had a dinner date with Ella and Sandy. I ate 3 slices of bread earlier so i'd be full and not tempted to buy expensive food at the grill. I rudely placed my order 1st. I ordered a cheap salad, women often feel pressure not to be the heaviest eater in the group. Sadly they didn't follow my lead, they ordered the $9.99 crave-worthy specials. With gas and tip, etc...I spent close to $60. At the table I kicked off my shoe and ran my foot all up & down Sandy's leg. Seems that Ella and Sandy have some sort of Domination relationship. Sandy called my footwork to Ella's attention, Ella decided to let it go on for about 10 minutes, then said "enough". All the chemistry was between them, I was just an extra person. I wasn't expecting much anyhow. The only thing interesting to happen was being approached by my old friend "Birch". http://www.loveshack.org/forums/general/general-relationship-discussion/214020-poisoned-xmas He slammed his Birch cane (hence the nickname) on our table. A busboy acted as if he was going to ask him to quiet down or leave. The manager, apparently familiar with Birch, fearfully pulled the busboy away. Birch is over !00 years old. He's full of bullet and stab wounds. He was and still is the most violent man on Earth. He loves a good fight, and he always wins. I 1st saw him in his mid 90's, he was beating the crap out of 3 street toughs. Our Grill was located close to a crime ridden area, Birch was wearing his pink sport coat. He wears that coat when he wants someone to start something so he can beat the crap out of them. He hams it up...walks slow and bent over, looking his age. His sleeves are too short so he can display his gold watch. When he spots a shady character, he fumbles with the watch and sometimes counts his money. If the thug takes the bait and moves in on him, Birch stands up shockingly straight, then gives them the beating of a lifetime. At dates end, Ella told Sandy to kiss me. That was the only action I got.
Art_Critic Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 I guess in the end GP that you should have order a nice steak, at least you would have had your belly full of something good rather than just complex carbs Getting laid is getting tougher for you each year it seems... do you need a wingman ? Good to see Birch is still alive.. he must be near 104 years old today. 1
amaysngrace Posted November 27, 2012 Posted November 27, 2012 What made you decide to date a couple of lesbees? Maybe I missed all that on your other thread. I'm sorry that it didn't go the way you planned it in your head.
Emilia Posted November 28, 2012 Posted November 28, 2012 That's a disappointing date, I can't help feeling GP that you aim for much younger ladies than your own age, maybe a smaller age gap would work better?
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