Gold Pile Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 I've been at my latest job for a month now. I'm something of a glorified file clerk for the Engineering Dept. As I've said before...the jobs of the last couple of years are for pocket money and to meet women. I'm doing well but still too young to retire. There's 2 hot ladies here, about 35 and 42 years old. Both are in my preferred dating age range (18 - 80), but there's only one problem, rumor is they have a thing for each other. Everyone says they make-out during lunch in Sandy's (42) office. My lunch break surveillance from the parking lot (always keep binoculars in your car) confirmed that Sandy closes her the blinds every lunch break. It's a set of two blinds so there is a useful gap. There is a scaffolding set up on that side of the building. I've only seen the would be workers 4 or 5 times in the last month. The chance to see 2 hot babes making out is irresistible. Yesterday I climbed the scaffolding up to her 4th floor window. The gap between the blinds was useful. Sandy had her back to the window, it was Ella that caught a glimpse of me. I felt pretty sheepish and worried they'd think I was some peeping pervert. Thinking fast, I pretended I didn't see them and gave a friendly knock on the window. A startled Sandy raised the blinds and slide open the window. I said "sorry, I didn't know you had company". ... " I was wondering if you'd join me for drinks after work tomarrow" . After a looong moment of looking dumb-founded. She asked why I climbed the scaffolding instead of using the inside elevator or stairs. I told her this way had more pizzazz and I made note that she hadn't exactly declined my invite. She was still rather shocked and was trying to stammer up a rejection, but it was Ella who saved they day. She seemed to find the situation rather funny. She said that Sandy would love to join me. After a bit of negotiating, it was resolved that the 3 of us would go out for dinner Monday evening. I confess this date has me worried. I could easily spend $70 on dinner for 3, and my odds of scoring with either one (or both ) are not very good at all. Still it's better than getting a reputation as a peeping Tom. PS: Situations have a way of finding me. On my way down the scaffolding, who else but the company President was walking by and giving me blank look. Told him it was great weather for a climb. 8
MrCastle Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 Your name and your avatar suit you, because this is pure gold I probably would have gone to similar lengths myself to see two hot chicks tongue wrestle. 1
charlietheginger Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 Quick thinking.... I hear quick witt is what usually gets You down womens panties...
ja123 Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 Too good to be true? You're outta control, man! Have fun!
Yookie Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 This is the best story I've read on this site. Good job!!!
Author Gold Pile Posted November 22, 2012 Author Posted November 22, 2012 This is the best story I've read on this site. Good job!!! Although I keep in good shape, I have to say that my climbing muscles are quite sore. The problem with having a story to tell, is that you have to live it first. I expect Monday's date to be uneventful, but if it's the least bit post-worthy, I'll report it on LS.
Yookie Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 Please report back either way. I'd like to hear how this ends up. Thanks!
Emilia Posted November 22, 2012 Posted November 22, 2012 Although I keep in good shape, I have to say that my climbing muscles are quite sore. The problem with having a story to tell, is that you have to live it first. I expect Monday's date to be uneventful, but if it's the least bit post-worthy, I'll report it on LS. What happened to the chick whose dog you coloured in hair-dye?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 22, 2012 Author Posted November 22, 2012 What happened to the chick whose dog you coloured in hair-dye? I never told her about the hair dye, having the dog shaved removed the evidence. I told her I had it shaved for it's health. She was upset, I told her I was insulted and refused to sit her dog ever again. She trashed me and I had to give up the pet sitting business. Back on topic, I will (as requested) post the results of Monday's date. Don't expect much..... my chances of scoring are nearly zero. My chances of spending less than $70. are nearly 100%. 1
sam light Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I felt pretty sheepish and worried they'd think I was some peeping pervert. Wasn't peeping your original intention? God forbid they'd consider you a peeper!
FitChick Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I'm something of a glorified file clerk for the Engineering Dept. As I've said before...the jobs of the last couple of years are for pocket money I heard Warren Buffett mows lawns for pocket money and to meet hot single moms. 1
Author Gold Pile Posted November 23, 2012 Author Posted November 23, 2012 (edited) I heard Warren Buffett mows lawns for pocket money and to meet hot single moms. Hmmm, maybe I'll try this next Summer. I'll scope out hot women and offer them lower priced lawn mowing. I like it. You'd make a good "wingman" for me. Thanks Fitchick Edited November 23, 2012 by Gold Pile 1
Wink Tobasco Posted November 23, 2012 Posted November 23, 2012 I could easily spend $70 on dinner for 3 You've become less of a cheapskate then?
Author Gold Pile Posted November 24, 2012 Author Posted November 24, 2012 Wasn't peeping your original intention? God forbid they'd consider you a peeper! A real peeping pervert would be slinking around in the dark. While I wasn't planning to ask her out, the fact is I did ask her out. A real Peeping Tom would never do that.
Author Gold Pile Posted November 26, 2012 Author Posted November 26, 2012 Today is the big date. I'll post how it went, but don't expect much, it's seems a date doomed to fail. i'll let this thread fade out, I'll post a new "cleaner" thread.
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