SmileFace Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 A woman is like a car. You have to tank it up before you get to ride, but according to Smiley she's like a unicycle, a free ride for all as long as you can step on her while maintaining perfect balance. Smiley....hmmmm, ok.
SmileFace Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 A woman is like a car. You have to tank it up before you get to ride, but according to Smiley she's like a unicycle, a free ride for all as long as you can step on her while maintaining perfect balance. No...free ride. But balence yes - take that as you want. If I wanted a free tank of gas I will get a sugar daddy. I if wanted to give out free rides - I would. However a balanced relationship with someone who has earned my respect not fulled my belly - sure!, calll sex free- I like it too. Sex isn't something I exchange for anything.
carhill Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 You check your message and it's from a woman who is unattractive and lives extremely far from you. What did she write?
Imported Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Oh good I thought I was going to have to brush as well. You do have to brush your teeth. I completely forgot. 1: shower ( deoderant is optional, most women say they like a man's natural scent) 2: brush teeth 3: buy two different meals from a couple other places to bring with you to the actual restaurant of the date. Thus you have covered the three meal rule and can have sex with her that night.
SJC2008 Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 It's annoying when on the meet me on POF it's mostly obese women. Be realistic! When I signed up for OLD I made a post that I'm being ignored by average/cute women and couldn't understand why?? I never messaged a hot, very attractive, bikini babe. Just average/cute women. Oh but wait according to loveshackers it's because men overrate their looks and underestimate womans! Anyway, leagues do exist and just as I don't message bikini babes these woman shouldn't be messaging me if it's obvious they're bigger than me!
LittlePrince Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 It's annoying when on the meet me on POF it's mostly obese women. Be realistic! When I signed up for OLD I made a post that I'm being ignored by average/cute women and couldn't understand why?? I never messaged a hot, very attractive, bikini babe. Just average/cute women. Oh but wait according to loveshackers it's because men overrate their looks and underestimate womans! Anyway, leagues do exist and just as I don't message bikini babes these woman shouldn't be messaging me if it's obvious they're bigger than me! Put it in your profile. Say you don't own a forklift and won't be standing by with firefighters to free any woman from her home after knocking out a wall or two.
SmileFace Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 You do have to brush your teeth. I completely forgot. 1: shower ( deoderant is optional, most women say they like a man's natural scent) 2: brush teeth 3: buy two different meals from a couple other places to bring with you to the actual restaurant of the date. Thus you have covered the three meal rule and can have sex with her that night. You must get laid all the time....
Author PhillyDude Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 What did she write? It was a flirt message which is usually from ugly women because they fear rejection.
LittlePrince Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 You must get laid all the time.... No, a true player combines all three by baking three soap and toothpaste pies with a swirl of shampoo on top. Covers all your bases.
dasein Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 OP you know there are these people out there who give millions of dollars to people who respond nicely to their fake, unattractive OLD profiles? My cousin's barber's friend knows someone who got $5mill that way.
Author PhillyDude Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 OP you know there are these people out there who give millions of dollars to people who respond nicely to their fake, unattractive OLD profiles? My cousin's barber's friend knows someone who got $5mill that way. And what is the purpose of doing that?
Anela Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 OP you know there are these people out there who give millions of dollars to people who respond nicely to their fake, unattractive OLD profiles? My cousin's barber's friend knows someone who got $5mill that way. You mean I could have been paid for being nice?? hook me up! (responding only - no sex.) Actually I couldn't do that, either. Phillydude, you mean she isn't pretty enough to make an effort for her? Is she nice? I resent hearing from guys who ignore specific things in my profile. It's depressing to be 35/36/37 and hearing mostly from men who are 50+. And if you respond that they need love too: remember the women you reject.
dasein Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 And what is the purpose of doing that? Well my cousin's barber's friend said it was an old billionaire dude in an iron lung who was looking for worthy, nice people to give some wealth to from his deathbed. Figured anyone who would be nice to someone despite finding them unattractive might be a worthy person.
LittlePrince Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 Phillydude, you mean she isn't pretty enough to make an effort for her? Is she nice?When has nice gotten people laid? And if you respond that they need love too: remember the women you reject. Those women were a special case akin to the monsters found in a Homeric tale.
Author PhillyDude Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 You mean I could have been paid for being nice?? hook me up! (responding only - no sex.) Actually I couldn't do that, either. Phillydude, you mean she isn't pretty enough to make an effort for her? Is she nice? I resent hearing from guys who ignore specific things in my profile. It's depressing to be 35/36/37 and hearing mostly from men who are 50+. And if you respond that they need love too: remember the women you reject. 46 is too old for me even if she is HOT and LOCAL. So her being ugly and far made it worst.
LittlePrince Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 46 is too old for me even if she is HOT and LOCAL. So her being ugly and far made it worst. So being close would make it better?
Ruby Slippers Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 I find it funny when older unemployed guys with thinning hair send me messages. I mean like seriously - lol. The funniest guy who messaged me when I was OLD was this 50-year-old guy who wrote about how he lives with his mom and she argues daily with him - like she would a husband. So attractive!
Author PhillyDude Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 So being close would make it better? Not as annoying but the message would still eligible for deletion
ThatDudeXO Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 OLD blows. I'm totally done with it. I have to lower my standards too much. I can attract 8's and 9's normally.. but the best I can get online is a 6. Its just stupid. This is me all over
LittlePrince Posted November 20, 2012 Posted November 20, 2012 This is me all over You are both lying to yourselves otherwise you would never have tried OLD.
Author PhillyDude Posted November 20, 2012 Author Posted November 20, 2012 Perhaps the anonymity that the internet affords lets you forget that you're still dealing with a person who has feelings. I have to question why you'd even consider being so nasty or offended because someone who doesn't fit your standards contacts you? I believe in Karma and you get what you give, that's all. Because we had nothing in common so her sending a message was stupid to begin with And when I said I was open to distance living in philly I was hoping someone would be normal enough to know I mean the NYC, NJ, Maryland, and D.C areas Not Florida. Saying I;m open to distance didn't mean I was saying I was interested in a long distance relationship it was saying I'm willing to go a little beyond my local area which is the areas I listed. I been getting messages from woman in Utah LOL
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