Nightsky Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 I just don't know how to cope. I called a girl I met on the internet. It was the first time. She sounded so very far away. She was very far away. She sounded like a girl, but you know a deep girl voice. Like Zoey dooshcanal maybe but not so dooshy sounding just not real hight. When she snueezed it got really high pitch though. have you guys ever called a girl you met on the internet before. Is that odd. Is that scary. What should I do? Seriously, how do I cope. Do I just keep calling internet girls and having meaningless conversations. Not as exciting as meaningless sex but hey who knows where things could lead. Also NO THIS IS NOT A GIRL ON LS I am talking about. (read between the lines) 1
veggirl Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 If you didn't attempt phone sex, you failed Try that next time and it should be a more exciting experience!
Author Nightsky Posted November 10, 2012 Author Posted November 10, 2012 If you didn't attempt phone sex, you failed Try that next time and it should be a more exciting experience! We did talk about sex a little but I was caught off guard for what ever reason. I never knew that hetrosexual people scissor. I thought that was just a lesbian thing. Maybe that's why I was caught off guard... hmmm also is she full of sht? Do girls on here talk about scissoring with men... I call bs
veggirl Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 you could try scissoring after you dry-hump for a while I guess. suppose that could be interesting as long as she doesn't smash your balls (might be a given since she has a masculine-esque voice, what if she is stronger than you? she could have huge thigh muscles.) so what was the question again!
Author Nightsky Posted November 10, 2012 Author Posted November 10, 2012 you could try scissoring after you dry-hump for a while I guess. suppose that could be interesting as long as she doesn't smash your balls (might be a given since she has a masculine-esque voice, what if she is stronger than you? she could have huge thigh muscles.) so what was the question again! Just trying to coping looking for thoughts. It's also kind of funny that you thought of the ball smashing before me. It would be like me thinking of how painful a certain act would be for breasts. interesting.
cerridwen Posted November 10, 2012 Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) Frankly she sounds like a little bit of a who-er. You'd be wise to give her wide berth and set your sights on a more docile landlubber instead of an Internet merchant marine. Edited November 10, 2012 by cerridwen
Author Nightsky Posted November 10, 2012 Author Posted November 10, 2012 Frankly she sounds like a little bit of a who-er. You'd be wise to give her wide berth and set your sights on a more docile landlubber instead of an Internet merchant marine. She actually called me, but I suggested it. Well you know how it goes on the high seas of the internet. You talk like a sea fairer. Ahh the sea is calling, Constantinople I'll bask in the glow
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