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Just curious... have any of you guys gotten results by kneeling and crying in front of women when you've needed a fix? I'd try it as a joke, just to see if it would make women feel sorry for me.

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Crying for guys... funerals of close friends and family, a pets death.... that's it...

 

Kneeling.. only while naked and the lights are out :).. and I won't be praying...

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Just curious... have any of you guys gotten results by kneeling and crying in front of women when you've needed a fix? I'd try it as a joke, just to see if it would make women feel sorry for me.

 

Women will think of you as Richard Simmons from now on if you pull that stunt again.

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My crush did this with his ex on many occasions and her response was "Stop being pathetic or I'll kick your teeth in".

 

It would work with me only because when I like you, you can just jump me. No need to ask. And since begging is asking and I would usually say "Yes", obviously it would work. But I'd prefer he'd be the dominant one in this outfit. Not the beggar. Men that beg... Brrrr.... no. Just no.

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My ex did this when we argued together with "Please don't leave me. I will change", tears, kneeling, begging. It made me uncomfortable and I felt sorry for him.

 

I would just tell him "Please get up, I am not worth it." I said that line so many times that eventually he started believing it :rolleyes:

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What a bunch of meanies you are! :mad:

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You should only kneel and cry for football tickets (box seats), a billion dollars, a new car, and if she insists that you have to meet her parents.

 

Other than that don't do it. EVER.

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Crying for guys... funerals of close friends and family, a pets death.... that's it...

 

Well, those, and the scene in the Dirty Dozen where Jim Brown gets killed by the Nazis just before he makes it back to the half-track.

 

Oh, damn ...

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Kneeling and crying will work provided that you also light a votive candle and say three Hail Marys.

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Kneeling and crying will work provided that you also light a votive candle and say three Hail Marys.

 

Won't that only work if the woman is a virgin? :lmao:

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Won't that only work if the woman is a virgin? :lmao:

 

Are you on bath salts ?

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