El Brujo Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Just curious... have any of you guys gotten results by kneeling and crying in front of women when you've needed a fix? I'd try it as a joke, just to see if it would make women feel sorry for me.
Art_Critic Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Crying for guys... funerals of close friends and family, a pets death.... that's it... Kneeling.. only while naked and the lights are out .. and I won't be praying...
AlexCross Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Just curious... have any of you guys gotten results by kneeling and crying in front of women when you've needed a fix? I'd try it as a joke, just to see if it would make women feel sorry for me. Women will think of you as Richard Simmons from now on if you pull that stunt again.
Pompom Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 My crush did this with his ex on many occasions and her response was "Stop being pathetic or I'll kick your teeth in". It would work with me only because when I like you, you can just jump me. No need to ask. And since begging is asking and I would usually say "Yes", obviously it would work. But I'd prefer he'd be the dominant one in this outfit. Not the beggar. Men that beg... Brrrr.... no. Just no.
Eternal Sunshine Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 My ex did this when we argued together with "Please don't leave me. I will change", tears, kneeling, begging. It made me uncomfortable and I felt sorry for him. I would just tell him "Please get up, I am not worth it." I said that line so many times that eventually he started believing it
Author El Brujo Posted September 14, 2012 Author Posted September 14, 2012 What a bunch of meanies you are!
Seneca Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 You should only kneel and cry for football tickets (box seats), a billion dollars, a new car, and if she insists that you have to meet her parents. Other than that don't do it. EVER. 1
GorillaTheater Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Crying for guys... funerals of close friends and family, a pets death.... that's it... Well, those, and the scene in the Dirty Dozen where Jim Brown gets killed by the Nazis just before he makes it back to the half-track. Oh, damn ... 1
serial muse Posted September 14, 2012 Posted September 14, 2012 Kneeling and crying will work provided that you also light a votive candle and say three Hail Marys.
Author El Brujo Posted September 15, 2012 Author Posted September 15, 2012 Kneeling and crying will work provided that you also light a votive candle and say three Hail Marys. Won't that only work if the woman is a virgin?
AlexCross Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Won't that only work if the woman is a virgin? Are you on bath salts ?
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