HeavenOrHell Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Me and my ex did every type of fart, and yes we found it funny, I mean seriously, lighten up if you're being all indignant about it Even them loud wet farts you do infront of him?? I don't know, I think it's rude unless it came out unexpectedly.
Pompom Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Sometimes they slip. Ever since I got a gastric bypass, I suffer a lot from flatulence but I found that refraining from eating any onions and the like, helps a great deal; also the surgery has left me sort of lactose intolerant, so I also scrapped the cereal and yoghurts. I do try to hold them in. I may not be classy in general, but when it comes to the female mystique I hate so much, I try to adhere as much as possible to the hairless, nice-smelling, fart-less, poop-less and pee-less Barbie expectations.
Disillusioned Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 And what about belching??? I have a married female friend who thinks it's effing hilarious when her husband and 10-yo son belch at the dinner table. She's going to get herself kicked out of the Mothers' Union for that someday. Another female friend was raised by an Arab father... judging from the window-rattlers she lets loose, her old man must have taught her it's perfectly ok here in the US to belch when the mood hits you.
FryFish Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I think hiding your farts is akin to lying... Sometimes its just inappropriate but most of the time it should just be accepted as something that happens and sometimes it cant help but be laughed about... Girls who arent afraid to burp are frickin cute.
nessaaa Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Me and my ex did every type of fart, and yes we found it funny, I mean seriously, lighten up if you're being all indignant about it When it's an accident and just slips out unexpectedly.. I can see that being funny.
snug.bunny Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 what are your personal fart policies when in a relationship? Gas-X. I never leave home without it. 1
FitChick Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 If you have a lot of gas, you need to change your diet or use digestive enzymes or eat more slowly so you don't swallow so much air. Maybe see a gastroenterologist. Farting and belching are rude. 1
pandagirl Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 wow! All these anti-farters! Passing gas is what the body does. Yeah, I don't think people should go OUT of their way to toot in front of their partner, but if one comes out or you have to, then what's the big deal? My boyfriend farts... a lot. With a little comedic timing, farts can be quite funny. As in, "Wait -- do you hear that? Be quiet..." then letting one go! But then, I do have total potty humor. 4
reallyhotguy Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 I'm an open farter. (Hello, ladies.) I have to agree on the comedic element. All this fuss around a normal body function sounds puritanical to me. Like all things potentially rude, there's a time and a place; but a good fart is a lot like a crass joke or a strong opinion: with timing, tact, and a little luck, you can captivate the entire room. Hehe. 3
It's Just Me Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 As usual, I'm on the fence. If you can hold it, do so. If it comes out anyway (hopefully when it's just the two of you), laugh your asses off like schoolkids (as we do). It's a funny sound, and it makes me giggle. I have no idea why, but I just go with it. And may I add? Inadvertent airy emissions from the vajajay, which are completely impossible to control, have caused us to dissolve in tears from laughing so hard. As have the weird 'vacuum chest farts' while engaging in hummuna-hummuna. Great moments of intimacy do not have to be about rainbows and unicorns.
FryFish Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 If you have a lot of gas, you need to change your diet or use digestive enzymes or eat more slowly so you don't swallow so much air. Maybe see a gastroenterologist.Having gas is not avoidable... its a HEALTHY part of a HEALTHY diet. It is RARELY caused by swallowing air and mostly due to how certain foods are digested. Farting and belching are rude. Being a bitch about a natural body function is rude. 1
Els Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Call me weird but I find it odd if couples can't/don't fart in front of each other, maybe me and my ex were unusual but we could do anything in front of each other, going to the toilet included, totally not an issue. It's all totally natural. I wouldn't feel at ease if I had to run off and fart in private, I have IBS and I'm vegan so it would not be easy Not saying I make a big issue of it, but it just seems odd to hide it from the person you're closest too. Me and my ex found it endearing, not gross! I don't fart until I know a partner well I wouldn't want him to fart too early on with me either. My current partner never farted in front of his ex, and she didn't in front of him. I'd rather be accepted warts and all and not be at all false in any way, if a partner can't in front of me it just makes me think don't they feel at ease enough with me to fart, I actually find that more insulting I just find farts a non issue/unimportant. Right on the money, girl. I mean, sure, different strokes for different folks, but we've been together for over 4 years and lived together for 2, often spending several hours together in the same room everyday. It would be terribly inefficient for each one of us to have to get up to go to the bathroom each time we needed to fart. I suppose people who rarely feel the need to fart, if ever, would be fine with always avoiding doing so in front of their partner for years on end... but either way it's mostly a non-issue to the people involved.
FitChick Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Having gas is not avoidable... It is RARELY caused by swallowing air and mostly due to how certain foods are digested. Being a bitch about a natural body function is rude. Take digestive enzymes. Take Beano before you eat gassy foods. Picking your nose and taking a crap are natural bodily functions but you are considered rude if you do it in front of someone. Of course, perhaps you get off on mudslides... 1
Hopeful30 Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 i never fart in general, so if i had a guy like you, u wud always be miserable my ex used to fart sometimes, it wasnt the sound but the SMELL that made me want to die
denise_xo Posted September 5, 2012 Posted September 5, 2012 Call me weird but I find it odd if couples can't/don't fart in front of each other, maybe me and my ex were unusual but we could do anything in front of each other, going to the toilet included, totally not an issue. It's all totally natural. I wouldn't feel at ease if I had to run off and fart in private, I have IBS and I'm vegan so it would not be easy Not saying I make a big issue of it, but it just seems odd to hide it from the person you're closest too. Me and my ex found it endearing, not gross! I don't fart until I know a partner well I wouldn't want him to fart too early on with me either. My current partner never farted in front of his ex, and she didn't in front of him. I'd rather be accepted warts and all and not be at all false in any way, if a partner can't in front of me it just makes me think don't they feel at ease enough with me to fart, I actually find that more insulting I just find farts a non issue/unimportant. This is my line, too. If it was constant, perhaps I'd feel differently about it - but otherwise, this sums it up.
Author ferel Posted September 8, 2012 Author Posted September 8, 2012 Fart long and prosper my friends. 1
Pompom Posted September 8, 2012 Posted September 8, 2012 Mozart once asked his dinner guests: "Why belchesth and farthest you not? Has it not been savory?" I just ripped one that sent 2 of my cats bouncing into the air like gazelles and thundering off
GLDheart Posted September 8, 2012 Posted September 8, 2012 As a guy, I have always enjoyed this particular gender bias of social acceptability ;-)
GLDheart Posted September 8, 2012 Posted September 8, 2012 Mozart once asked his dinner guests: "Why belchesth and farthest you not? Has it not been savory?" This reminds me of "Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it." 1
Pompom Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 Oh no, not taste, eww... My kitten once farted 2 squirming worms right into my hand.
AlexCross Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 Confucious say person who hold in fart for too long bound to be full of chit. 2
Casablanca Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 I have no issue with farting in front of my SO, granted she wont do it in front of me. She has told me how she has held it in and when she gets home when I drop her off will let it rip. I've caught the aftermath of one before, but never heard it. I had a gf where we farted no problem in front of eachother and would fart on each other once in a while for a quick laugh
BehindBlueEyes Posted September 9, 2012 Posted September 9, 2012 We just run to the bathroom if we feel the urge. :laugh: You get up and go inside the bathroom to rip a fart?:laugh::laugh: I can picture this....standing there, eyes closed and....PFFFFTTTTTTTT!!!!1:laugh::laugh: wait for the smoke to clear then go back and sit with your BF:laugh:
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