ferel Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 its always been my policy to not fart in front of my gf until the first time she farts in front of me. then all bets are off from then on out and i fart A LOT! its torture holding them in those first few weeks/months making fake trips to the bathroom so my butt can exhale, im so happy when she finally squeezes one out. whats are your personal fart policies when in a relationship?
MrCastle Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I don't fart around people period. Not even my best friends. I hold them in best I can. Even as a little kid growing up, I never understood why people thought farting/fart humor was funny. If a girl does it in front of me, it's a turn off. I understand it's biological and we all do it, and the fact she did it in front of me means she's comfortable around me. Yeah; still unattractive. 8
Gracie22 Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 its always been my policy to not fart in front of my gf until the first time she farts in front of me. then all bets are off from then on out and i fart A LOT! its torture holding them in those first few weeks/months making fake trips to the bathroom so my butt can exhale, im so happy when she finally squeezes one out. whats are your personal fart policies when in a relationship? Farting is funny (I have the humor of a 10-year old boy). I wouldn't hold your...err...breath...waiting for her to fart first. I think it's better if the guy does it. All women have a certain tolerance threshold. If my bf lets it rip, I usually ignore it. However, sometimes he does it on purpose to make me laugh (and I do). Then there are times when he's just being gross and I call him on it. But the girl farting first? I just don't see it.... I've been w/ the bf for a year and still haven't farted in front of him. Nor will I ever if I can help it.
GorillaTheater Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I don't fart around people period. Not even my best friends. I hold them in best I can. Even as a little kid growing up, I never understood why people thought farting/fart humor was funny. If a girl does it in front of me, it's a turn off. I understand it's biological and we all do it, and the fact she did it in front of me means she's comfortable around me. Yeah; still unattractive. Me either. The times I've farted in front of my wife in over 30 years can probably be counted on one hand, and I'm the same way around others. Maybe I was traumatized as a kid or something, but for as long as I can remember I've felt that this was something that I should do when no one else was around. Luckily I'm not that gassy, apparently. 1
Emilia Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Well I am gassy but I still manage to hold it in except in my sleep. If I thought it was painful to hold it in I'd probably see someone to get drugs to help with the problem.
O'Malley Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 One of the things I found attractive about my SO early on was his good manners...and that extends to not behaving like a 10 year old about bodily functions. Maybe some couples are comfortable with letting it all hang out, but I think it kills some of the mystery and passion and tends to make your relationship feel more similar to that of roommates.
carhill Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Flatulence is a human condition. Did you know there is science in the fabrics of airline seats to better withstand the retention of fart molecules? I don't have any 'rules'. I do what I think is appropriate and courteous for myself, in general. The lady is welcomed to be her authentic self. If that works out for us, it does. If not, not. 3
Emilia Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I quite like it when a guy holds it in. I'd say a large % of the population manages that rather well.
Radu Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I try to hold it in, untill well in the relationship, and even then i try to let it out in private [in the bathroom]. It's cute to hear your gf say 'ladies don't fart'.
january2011 Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 My policy is: it happens, to both genders. I wouldn't purposefully pollute the air though. I still consider it an accidental event where apologies/excuse me's are given afterwards. Otherwise, it's no big deal. To the OP, if you are waiting for your GF to fart in front of you, you might be in for a long wait with some women - I've known some who will walk off and fart in the garden or somewhere else outside. I've also known women in LTRs who claim to have never farted in front of their SO. 1
BetheButterfly Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 its always been my policy to not fart in front of my gf until the first time she farts in front of me. then all bets are off from then on out and i fart A LOT! its torture holding them in those first few weeks/months making fake trips to the bathroom so my butt can exhale, im so happy when she finally squeezes one out. whats are your personal fart policies when in a relationship? Lol. I never have farted in front of my hubby, never will if I can help it! He hasn't in front of me either. We just run to the bathroom if we feel the urge. I personally like it that way because that's how I grew up... farting in public wasn't allowed lol. However, it is interesting to me the couples who have no problem doing things like that in front of each other. People are diverse! 1
Feelin Frisky Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Smelling someone else's shi+ or the gas associated with it is nasty as f. So my policy is to always try to be as discrete as possible--hopefully to the point that it's never an issue. If you know you're going to be seeing someone for a date or a get together, eliminate the Brussels sprouts and legumes from your diet for the preceding days.
Crusoe Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 whats are your personal fart policies when in a relationship? I'm somewhat old fashioned and like to follow correct procedure. Just wouldn't be gentlemanly if I didn't offer a finger to pull. I also think the first fart should be done on bended knee in front of her parents. Preferably on first introduction. 1
irc333 Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I've known people in a group or social gathering among friends to "crop dust", it's worst when you're talking to a pretty lady, then someone walks by you and farts (you don't hear it, but smell it)....and you're hoping the woman you're talking to doesn't think it's you that did it. I don't fart around people period. Not even my best friends. I hold them in best I can. Even as a little kid growing up, I never understood why people thought farting/fart humor was funny. If a girl does it in front of me, it's a turn off. I understand it's biological and we all do it, and the fact she did it in front of me means she's comfortable around me. Yeah; still unattractive.
Art_Critic Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Luckily I'm not that gassy, apparently. Quick GT...Pull my finger... I get my little boy with that one on occasion.. he is learning though I love potty humor... but it does have a time and place.. 2
GorillaTheater Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Just wait for what your son will now try on you, things he'll learn from some kid in pre-K. My oldest son came back from kindergarten one day. "Hey dad, smell my finger." LOL, yeah, right. 4
whichwayisup Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 its always been my policy to not fart in front of my gf until the first time she farts in front of me. then all bets are off from then on out and i fart A LOT! its torture holding them in those first few weeks/months making fake trips to the bathroom so my butt can exhale, im so happy when she finally squeezes one out. whats are your personal fart policies when in a relationship? I broke the ice a few months in..In the bathtub, so it's not like that could be hidden. My guy felt for me (he knew I was embarressed) so he let one rip to make me feel better. I get that some people are offended by it, find it gross..But, once you're in an established relationship one should be able to be themselves completely. My H still loves me even though I do gas bombs that sometimes drive him out of the bedroom into the guest room in the middle of the night! 2
nessaaa Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 My ex bf, the first time we ever slept together on the same bed he kept farting in his sleep. His farts woke me up and I was grossed out and left to sleep on the sofa. He was mad the next morning. Farts aren't cute, it's a natural thing i understand but at least hold it in if u can and go to your own little space where I don't have to hear it or smell it. My mom farts infront of my father and the whole family and it reeks, no wonder my dad cheated on her lolz. Stop farting around your s/o people.
HeavenOrHell Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Call me weird but I find it odd if couples can't/don't fart in front of each other, maybe me and my ex were unusual but we could do anything in front of each other, going to the toilet included, totally not an issue. It's all totally natural. I wouldn't feel at ease if I had to run off and fart in private, I have IBS and I'm vegan so it would not be easy Not saying I make a big issue of it, but it just seems odd to hide it from the person you're closest too. Me and my ex found it endearing, not gross! I don't fart until I know a partner well I wouldn't want him to fart too early on with me either. My current partner never farted in front of his ex, and she didn't in front of him. I'd rather be accepted warts and all and not be at all false in any way, if a partner can't in front of me it just makes me think don't they feel at ease enough with me to fart, I actually find that more insulting I just find farts a non issue/unimportant. 3
nessaaa Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Guys are so gross. They think it's the funniest thing when they burp and fart out loud.. Wanna smack the grin off their face when they do this. What is so amusing about burping out loud, pigs. Heh..my pet peeve
january2011 Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 I've known people in a group or social gathering among friends to "crop dust", it's worst when you're talking to a pretty lady, then someone walks by you and farts (you don't hear it, but smell it)....and you're hoping the woman you're talking to doesn't think it's you that did it. Ah, the dreaded fart cloud. 1
Art_Critic Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 "Hey dad, smell my finger." LOL, yeah, right. .....
whichwayisup Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 My ex bf, the first time we ever slept together on the same bed he kept farting in his sleep. His farts woke me up and I was grossed out and left to sleep on the sofa. He was mad the next morning. Farts aren't cute, it's a natural thing i understand but at least hold it in if u can and go to your own little space where I don't have to hear it or smell it. My mom farts infront of my father and the whole family and it reeks, no wonder my dad cheated on her lolz. Stop farting around your s/o people. My farts are cute..not always, but some of the time. Sorry, after almost 19 years with my H, I ain't gonna hold it in or go into another room to toot. 3
nessaaa Posted September 4, 2012 Posted September 4, 2012 Even them loud wet farts you do infront of him?? I don't know, I think it's rude unless it came out unexpectedly.
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