O'farrell Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Long story short we have liked each other for 2 years and we both know it and we both don't speak to each other and never have. Yes, its like that. One notable memory was when we were leaving class and she was in front of me but I caught up to her because I was in a hurry and she completely froze up so I moved aside. We often ignore each other when we are alone in public. But we both always catch each other staring. Every day. Eye contact always leads to looking the other way. Zoom back 2 years and I didn't make a move but now its two years later and its the same situation. We are also perfect for each other. What does one do? edit: In fact the tension has gotten os rough that when im shooting billiards I pretend she is the ball im hitting and I focus all my energy on the ball and hit it so hard the cue ball jumps off the table. This is a srs thread.
KungFuJoe Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 LOL. I can't wait to see how many people bite. I'm starting to like op. this is actually a decent troll thread.
Pyro Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Wait for her outside a club until she comes out drunk. Talk to her then 2
Author O'farrell Posted August 28, 2012 Author Posted August 28, 2012 LOL. I can't wait to see how many people bite. I'm starting to like op. this is actually a decent troll thread. No im serious. Im sure we are both starting to hate each other if we haven't already. Just today I was on my computer and I saw her look down on me through the monitor as she walked by.
Author O'farrell Posted August 28, 2012 Author Posted August 28, 2012 Wait for her outside a club until she comes out drunk. Talk to her then No can do. We hang around at two different club scenes.
Author O'farrell Posted August 28, 2012 Author Posted August 28, 2012 help! women your imput is appreciated!
Author O'farrell Posted August 29, 2012 Author Posted August 29, 2012 I have pushed her away from any possible conversation due to my own insecurities. I never thought a woman that hot would find me attractive so I didn't take things right. I have been an ass to her a long time.
USMCHokie Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 I have been an ass to her a long time. Try being funny instead.
Author O'farrell Posted August 29, 2012 Author Posted August 29, 2012 not going to stop posting in this until I get advice
Pyro Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 'mushrooms are the most effective tool for knowledge and understanding'. There's your answer right there
GLDheart Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 Ask her advice on something. See how it goes from there. But now less seriously, I imagine it playing out with her responding in the voice of mike tyson and you going "hellllll no!!" As you bail the scene. It would be too funny if that's how it played out after two years of tension :-p
Emilia Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 There must be something you can ask her. Sadly you are likely to find out the 2 years of tension hasn't been worth it
Emilia Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 Wait for her outside a club until she comes out drunk. Talk to her then Try being funny instead. I applause your persistence 'mushrooms are the most effective tool for knowledge and understanding'. There's your answer right there Tut tut naughty boys 1
Author O'farrell Posted August 29, 2012 Author Posted August 29, 2012 Ask her advice on something. See how it goes from there. But now less seriously, I imagine it playing out with her responding in the voice of mike tyson and you going "hellllll no!!" As you bail the scene. It would be too funny if that's how it played out after two years of tension :-p No lol her voice is nice.
KungFuJoe Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 Whatever you do, make sure you wear earmuffs or a helmet when you first speak to her...don't want those ears of yours to be a distraction to whatever witty and funny things you happen to say to her.
AlexCross Posted August 29, 2012 Posted August 29, 2012 Give her a wet willie and see how she reacts.
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