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Ladies, The Strangest Things Men Have Said To You

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El Brujo Established Member

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Man oh man... even I'm in disbelief at some of the things those men said.

 

I don't know if it sounds weird or not, but I dated one woman who had beautiful brown eyes (FYI I find dark brown eyes the most beautiful of all), and it must have bugged her the way I kept looking at them. Finally I blurted out "I'm lovin' those big brown eyes!"

 

But it was all for nothing, because she was an authority on everything... *sigh*

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"If you die, can I keep your body preserved in a glass coffee table in my living room? I want to look at you all the time."

 

*steps away slowly

 

Janesays, you win this thread so far. Good Lord ...... and there is a Snow White joke in there somewhere but again, I can't think of one good enough.

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Man oh man... even I'm in disbelief at some of the things those men said.

 

I don't know if it sounds weird or not, but I dated one woman who had beautiful brown eyes (FYI I find dark brown eyes the most beautiful of all), and it must have bugged her the way I kept looking at them. Finally I blurted out "I'm lovin' those big brown eyes!"

 

But it was all for nothing, because she was an authority on everything... *sigh*

 

 

El Brujo, that compliment is not weird at all. That sounds like a really nice compliment.

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if she wasn't attracted to him, she'll feel uncomfortable and deem it as creepy.

 

Yes, some women would. Sometimes though, I think that points to her own lack of confidence and insecurity. Not all the time though because sometimes there are guys that really are infact, creepy. But something like El's compliment wasn't creepty at all.

Radu Established Member

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Everyone knows that guys lift cheap compliments [like el's] out of porn.

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Everyone knows that guys lift cheap compliments [like el's] out of porn.

 

Totally! (Damn 10 characters.)

Pompom Established Member

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Him: "So who're you sleeping with?"

Me: "Huh? No one, why do you think you're here?"

Him: "Ummm no I meant which of your cats smothers you at night?"

Me: "...ah."

 

Him: "Can I have your puppy?"

He meant it as an ice breaker, he never meant to actually take the dog off my hands. So when I finally despaired and gave him the puppy, the latter went straight to his ex. Some dumb ice breaker that was.

 

Him: "Are you lesbian?"

Because I wasn't sure I wanted to spontaneously sleep with the guard of my post office where I was a regular.

 

Him: "No buses? So what? Get a cab then, but come over already!"

Owns a car.

 

Him: "Your boob fell out... Okay, I don't want to see that..."

Gee thanks.

 

Him: "Can I wear your pantyhose while you twist my nipples?"

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Pompom, where these all different guys?

Pompom Established Member

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2, 3 and 4 were the same. Tragically, the one I'm still not over.

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2, 3 and 4 were the same. Tragically, the one I'm still not over.

 

You'll get there. Just keep working on it.

 

The last comment made me laugh. What did you say to him when he said that to you??

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Pompom Established Member

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I was like "Ummmm okay..." and twisted carefully so as not to hurt him while I knew that's what he wanted, but I just can't be "mean" on cue. Also I can't be dominant toward men so I was really uncomfortable there.

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This guy was attempting the subway pickup. He had a bad line, so I said sorry not interested, and walked away while I was waiting for a friend.

 

Well he kept trying with more and more "compliments" like you look sexy in your jeans.....

 

This went on for several minutes. My friend finally came down and we started to walk away. He decided to nickname me "Michelle Obama."

 

"Michelle Obama, why are you ignoring me, I know I am sexy. You must be a lesbian if you are ignoring me, I am the best looking guy here......you know you want some........"

 

He kept going and we sped walk to the parking lot.

 

He probably should have led with the Michelle Obama comment......

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nessaaa Established Member

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" I can't picture you taking a $hit"

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RedRobin Established Member

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"Is that a silicone *ss?!!" (yelled out a car window in LA). FYI... It is all mine and before I heard that comment, I had no idea such a thing even existed.

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"Is that a silicone *ss?!!" (yelled out a car window in LA). FYI... It is all mine and before I heard that comment, I had no idea such a thing even existed.

 

Oh for me it was this one: are these all yours?:laugh:

RedRobin Established Member

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Oh for me it was this one: are these all yours?:laugh:

 

I know, right? It's like an insult and a compliment all in one!

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Strange? Well, more like funny. On a dating site, some guy sent me an email saying "If you were a boger, I would pick you first." I never responded, he struck me as one of those goofball times who had to be "on" all the time.

 

As for strange, this one guy said to me in an IM "You're not like other women." I asked what that meant. He said "You're mysterious, always keeping me guessing." Even though I never contacted him, he always contacted me.

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Pompom Established Member

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Newest pickup line I got on "my" dating site:

 

"Make a baby with me so we can get this over with, though beach takes priority on this holy Sabbath"

...only in Israel...

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I was chatting with this guy on a dating site who was from another province. I told him that I don't want a long distance relationship. He told me that he'd fly out to meet me and if things went well he would move to my city to be with me. That freaked me out. I told him no. He asked me why not. I told him why not, rather bluntly, and he got offended. He told me "so long as I have a smile on my face I am happy."

 

Another guy I went on one date with was a math student. He tried to reassure me that not everyone is into math even though I told him I'm good at it but don't really like it. He then tried to find out how much of it I use in my daily life. I told him, my job is more about biology, not about math. We walked around, looked at books. At one point he picked up a book, found a pictureof some mathematical stuff, and asked me to tell him what it is. I said um that's just math stuff. He said yes, but what kind is it? calculus, trig, statistics? Umm.... What?? Are you quizzing me to see how much math I know, or something?

 

That same guy then emailed me later. He knew that I was looking for a friends-with-benefits relationship. He wanted to know what is it like, what is it I enjoy about it, because he's thinking of doing it but doesn't know if he should or not. I told him I do not want to discuss it. He said "okay, but i'm asking because I'm looking to learn more about it." I told him "I don't want to talk about that." He kept pushing me to describe my sex life to him. He then said something like, "oh okay then I have my answer. You won't answer my question so that means you must have had a bad experience." What? No, my refusal to answer means that my sex life is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. Then he finally asked me if I would like to hang out again. I told him no!!! Oh my god.

 

Another guy I dated for a couple of months would sometimes say weird things to me. We went shopping (his idea, not mine) and he told me that I need to stop buying things and he would try to help me to stop. I think he meant well, but really, I wasn't spending that much, and it's my money to do with as I wish. I told him that but he just kept going on about how much I spent that day. He came up with an actual number!! That's when I realized he had looked at the prices of the things I was buying and adding them up in his head. But he goes on vacations, and owns a condo and a car, so it's not like he's broke and jealous. Then he made a couple of "your mother" jokes to me. I never went out with him again.

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joystickd Established Member

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Threads like this say a lot. :sick:

Pompom Established Member

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Let me let them say some more:

 

"You're too stunning to be f*cked with a condom."

Erm, thank you, you see, this kind of talk does get me hot, but it's precisely because I agree about being stunning, that I would like to stay sexually healthy...

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I met a guy at a club way back when I was college. He said "I know I look like I got hit by the ugly stick, but will you please give me a chance." :lmao:

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Pompom Established Member

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I met a guy at a club way back when I was college. He said "I know I look like I got hit by the ugly stick, but will you please give me a chance." :lmao:

 

Sounds adorbale :D

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I met a guy at a club way back when I was college. He said "I know I look like I got hit by the ugly stick, but will you please give me a chance." :lmao:

 

awwwww...that's not so bad. But he should not say that. He needs to show a little more confidence and own it.

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I met a guy at a club way back when I was college. He said "I know I look like I got hit by the ugly stick, but will you please give me a chance." :lmao:

 

Interesting approach. Probably looking for the "lover of stray dogs" type.

 

A wee bit of editing in his dialogue just might make the difference.........:laugh:

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