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Ladies, The Strangest Things Men Have Said To You

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Disenchantedly Yours Established Member

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I thought this might be a good/fun thread.

 

What are some of the strangest things a man that was clearly interested you said?

 

I was talking to someone today that told me that she was communicating with this guy online from a dating site that started asking when he could put a thermometer up her butt, followed by an endearment. I can't even type that without laughing. It is just so freaking strange. I totally had my WTF face when she told me that. They JUST started to talk to each other and this was how he thought was the way to her to encourage her to talk to him more. Sometimes I think some guys have lost their ability to relate to women with all the porn they look at. That they think they can say these things and it's okay.

 

So ladies, do share what are some of the strangest things men have said to you. Either online or in person.

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I was talking to someone today that told me that she was communicating with this guy online from a dating site that started asking when he could put a thermometer up her butt, followed by an endearment.

I'll have to remember that one.

Lonely Ronin Established Member

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Sometimes I think some guys have lost their ability to relate to women with all the porn they look at. That they think they can say these things and it's okay.

 

Come on DY, It's not a porn related issue, it's a social ineptitude issue.

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It's Just Me Established Member

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Strangest thing?

 

"You are way too smart for me, and I can't see myself being happy with that in the long run." :confused:

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asking when he could put a thermometer up her butt

 

HAHA. the thermometer that came to mind was the kind I use to check meat temps HAHA..if she would have said yes, I would ask her where can I put the ring since I love kinky woman. some men have no class.

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"I have built a secluded castle on a mountain hilltop and am looking for a princess to inhabit my fortress... Oh, and you have to like K9 as I have two German Shepherds and I like to photograph them with my woman."

 

:sick::sick::sick:

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"I have built a secluded castle on a mountain hilltop and am looking for a princess to inhabit my fortress... Oh, and you have to like K9 as I have two German Shepherds and I like to photograph them with my woman."

 

:sick::sick::sick:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

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I'll have to remember that one.

 

Report back to us on how far it gets you!

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Come on DY, It's not a porn related issue, it's a social ineptitude issue.

 

Social ineptitude enabled by things like porn Ronin. :o

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Strangest thing?

 

"You are way too smart for me, and I can't see myself being happy with that in the long run." :confused:

 

 

Lol, it seems strange to "like" things in this thread but that made me laugh.

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"I have built a secluded castle on a mountain hilltop and am looking for a princess to inhabit my fortress... Oh, and you have to like K9 as I have two German Shepherds and I like to photograph them with my woman."

 

:sick::sick::sick:

 

There is a Beauty and the Beast joke in there somewhere but I don't know where.

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Guys say strange sh-t to me all the time. :rolleyes:

 

Keeping with fairy tale theme, I went on one date with a guy last year and I tried to make myself go out with him again even though I wasn't feeling it (to see if I'd start feeling it), but his texts were so weird that I had to stop talking to him. He texted me a nice beach picture from his weekend and told me a dragon took the picture. Then he started talking about hanging out with the dragon, and went into detail about what they did together. :confused: It made no sense and wasn't funny/cute/witty. This was a professional, 37 year old man who didn't do drugs.

 

I ran into him several months ago and he asked why I didn't want to go out with him again.

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37 year old man who didn't do drugs.

 

apparently not.

 

I ran into him several months ago and he asked why I didn't want to go out with him again.

 

you should have said you were certain he was in a relationship with his dragon GF.

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I can't think of anything too strange. One guy told me when I was laughing on our first date that I have nice teeth and I found him saying that very weird.

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I can't think of anything too strange. One guy told me when I was laughing on our first date that I have nice teeth and I found him saying that very weird.

 

 

huh? I get compliments on my teeth all the time. What's wrong with that?

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I can't think of anything too strange. One guy told me when I was laughing on our first date that I have nice teeth and I found him saying that very weird.

 

Was he a dentist?

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huh? I get compliments on my teeth all the time. What's wrong with that?

 

I don't know. It reminded me of these slavery movies where the buyers check out the slaves teeth :laugh: It was just a very strange compliment to me.

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I don't know. It reminded me of these slavery movies where the buyers check out the slaves teeth :laugh: It was just a very strange compliment to me.

I've been complimented on my teeth a few times before - I thought it was a little weird too to be honest :laugh:. I didn't realize nice teeth were so attractive.

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I don't think complimenting someone's teeth is weird at all. Someone told me a couple days that my teeth are really white and I appreciated it; I thought it was a nice compliment.

 

A guy recently told me I had sexy knees and I thought that was weird.

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I don't think complimenting someone's teeth is weird at all. Someone told me a couple days that my teeth are really white and I appreciated it; I thought it was a nice compliment.

 

A guy recently told me I had sexy knees and I thought that was weird.

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh: omg, I'd be creeped out.

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something my ex always did was talk about the women he'd slept with before and what "stuff" they were into. He was my first, and while I frank talk about sex doesn't bother me, it was more than a little strange that he'd always bring up stuff like "oh, my GF blah-blah only wanted me around for hard-core sex," or "I once dated a girl who really liked that we always came at the same time."

 

after a couple years apart and a few uninvolved hook-ups with him, I realized that he was bragging on himself so that *I* would think he was a stud, when in reality, he sucked in bed :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

a friend and I joke how funny it would be to go up to him and say something like, "Hey, how's your brother doing? Haven't seen him in awhile, he was such a nice guy ..." and then in a lower, awe-filled voice, "you know, he used to do this thing? With his hips? AY!!!"

 

*inserts evil grin* the beauty of it would be that he'd believe that I slept with his brother (either one of them) because there was great sibling rivalry in that family!!!!

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I thought this might be a good/fun thread.

 

What are some of the strangest things a man that was clearly interested you said?

 

I was talking to someone today that told me that she was communicating with this guy online from a dating site that started asking when he could put a thermometer up her butt, followed by an endearment. I can't even type that without laughing. It is just so freaking strange. I totally had my WTF face when she told me that. They JUST started to talk to each other and this was how he thought was the way to her to encourage her to talk to him more. Sometimes I think some guys have lost their ability to relate to women with all the porn they look at. That they think they can say these things and it's okay.

 

So ladies, do share what are some of the strangest things men have said to you. Either online or in person.

 

LOL

I need to remember that one; would be pretty awesome to take the gf's temperature when she's sick this way ... you get to play doctor. :)

 

Btw, oh look ... DY is placing blame on porn for how any man acts, surprise surprise ... let's talk in 20yrs and see if you managed to get out of this rut.

 

A friend was telling me about one of this friend, who is very socially inept.

Dude took his advice, started talking with this girl, was doing fine, 2 dates had passed and it was getting good.

They had a 3rd date scheduled, the night before he decided to make sure she comes.

So he sent her a picture of his di*k.

Not exactly something he said, but a picture is worth a thousands words.

Off-course he got stood up, and later was bitching about women being flakey.

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A few years ago, I was at a party with some friends and at some point I got involved with one of my friend's brother. We'd met once or twice before, but in a "This is ASG, this is my brother" kinda way, so we had barely spoken before that night.

 

We were dancing and kissing and he just would not shut up complimenting me, which, in itself, kinda puts me off, as I don't deal well with compliments (one is fine, but going on and on about how beautiful I am or how gorgeous I look is NOT fine). And then he goes "would you like to be my girlfriend?"

That was it for me. Instant turn off. Specially because he he just did not shut up about it, so it was a constant "you're so beautiful" interspersed with "be my girlfriend".

I made up some excuse that I had to go home and left. He left with me and walked me home, but luckily I lived with my parents at the time, so there was no way I would invite him up. He tried getting together afterwards but I was always "busy".

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"If you die, can I keep your body preserved in a glass coffee table in my living room? I want to look at you all the time."

 

*steps away slowly

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"If you die, can I keep your body preserved in a glass coffee table in my living room? I want to look at you all the time."

 

*steps away slowly

 

Good call! :eek:

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