DustySaltus Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 I find it fascinating that you see at least one of these ten phrases oon most dating profiles these days. Feel free to add your own: 1. No Drama = Lots of Drama 2. Never Settle =Never happy 3. Down for Anything = DTF 4. Keep up with me = You're second place 5. If you're a player move on =Been played many times 6. I SPEAK IN CAPS!!! =Not the greatest listener 7. My puppy means the world to me = see #4 8. Yo fellas don't be talking to me wit no slang mzgs = No common sense 9. HI, LOL GR8 SITE, LOOKIN SUM 1 2 conX wit = Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order 10. Looking for someone to sweep me off my feet = You better be wearing a cape.... 3
MrCastle Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 11. I live an active life and I'm looking for somone who can keep up = No fat people 4
FitChick Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 I live life to the full = sitting on my couch with a bottle of red wine watching a DVD I don't know how to describe myself = I'm boring cuddly = fat passionate, romantic and fun = just looking for sex 1
Casablanca Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 saw this on reddit the other day imgur: the simple image sharer 1
FitChick Posted August 16, 2012 Posted August 16, 2012 "I'm interested in all sorts of things." Name a few. "I like music, books, films." Name a few. "I like to travel." Where? "I like eating out or in." Is the third choice starvation? Tactile = wants sex Likes cuddles = wants sex Wants to cook dinner for you = wants sex 1
El Brujo Posted August 17, 2012 Posted August 17, 2012 "Let me list all the countries I've visited" = there's an international warrant out on me "I'm FUN" (or fun-this and fun-that) = I'm shallow, hyper, and have a mental age of seven "I'm very sweet and sexy" = I'm a guy pretending to be a woman online to see if you're dumb enough to fall for it "I'm adventurous" = I've had so many broken bones that nobody in their right mind will sell me life insurance "I love to cook exotic dishes" = you better be a human garbage disposal, because no one else will eat my slop "Christian" = forget it, I have a crush on Jesus, not you "social drinker" = I like to drink until I puke and pass out
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