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OH! Okay...that's cool then. All business like and to the point. GOOD!!!

 

I was thinking that you texted her back something like this:

 

" Dear Bitch,

 

I understand that your looking to get some of the furniture out of my place before I depart. I was perplexed, because I was a under the understanding that you have more than enough furniture. Therefore, it only leads me to conclude that you want to sell it to offset the cost of your on-going STD treatments from your Ex. Unfortunately, since we are no longer together, that is no longer my concern or problem.

Considering that you are into me for X amount of dollars, I'm taking the liberty to sell those items to help finalize the funds I need to get as far away from you as possible. I am not looking for you compensate me for moneys owed. I do realize that the economy is in dire straits and your pimp will only allow you a certain percentage of the take. Therefore, I will fore go the cost and eat the loss.

Although I will be moving and closing this chapter of my life, I have learned a lot. And I also learned some important lessons from you! I already knew that women can fake orgasms but I never knew that they can also fake entire relationships too! Thank you for teaching that to me. That is a lesson that I will always keep close to my heart!

 

Yours Lovingly (LMAO!!!!! Just Kidding!)

 

2muchlove"

 

Brilliant!

 

If she dare responds I'm copying and pasting this to her.

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WHOA!!!!! LOL!!! I wrote that as a joke! To inject a little levity. I don't think it would be wise to send that! ;)

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WHOA!!!!! LOL!!! I wrote that as a joke! To inject a little levity. I don't think it would be wise to send that! ;)

 

Haha, you may be right. But it would be epic nonetheless.

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Anything you tell her from here on in could be used as evidence. Don't talk to her anymore.

 

Block her so you get no more texts. If you never got one you would have done whatever you wanted to do anyway.

 

Evidence for what?

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