Lauriebell82 Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 What a pick up line. I have actually had men come up to me and hit on me with this. So it got me thinking, what are some other pickup lines or techniques that you all have used when trying to meet men/women. If you are not single, what have you used in the past? An example of mine: Before I met my husband I went to dance clubs a lot. I would go up to the bar and pretend that I couldn't find my friend. I would look around and act upset(very pouty look) because she was "my ride." Then I would say "oh well, I guess I lost her." Usually the guy would buy me a drink or ask me to dance. Maybe the whole "damsel in distress" thing. It worked like a charm.
Necromancer Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 Me and my friends ran over a street to chat up two women (4 years older than us), they didn't speak our language...only English so i said... " i just noticed that your eyes are the color of my Ferrari......maybe we have sex " didn't work but her friend kissed me U_U
Author Lauriebell82 Posted August 14, 2012 Author Posted August 14, 2012 Pretty sure women don't have to use pick-up lines... True, however there are a lot of shy guys out there who are afraid of getting rejected, therefore don't go for it. Sometimes a gal has to give a little nudge in the right direction.. Do you work at UPS, cause I saw you checking out my package. This is awesome!!! If a guy ever used that on me, I would probably give him a chance because that means he probably has a good sense of humor.
ThaWholigan Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 I'm a firm believer that if you can make a girl laugh, you have a shot at making her cum. Sig-worthy 2
Radu Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) I go with 'Hi' and then ask an open question about something of her's. Like the dress, blouse, purse, high heels. She knows what i want, i know what i want ... it was already hard enough to approach her. So if she's interested, she won't pout or ignore me. If she isn't interested, oh well ... plenty more fish in the sea. Sometimes they get into the spirit of things and it's like they break the wall. I had one ask me why do i keep approaching her [3rd time in 2 weeks ... i have bad face memory], asked me if i haven't figured out if my bait is rotten. I told her that the fish are too young and with full stomachs as they will eat anything, when they grow older they would find food scarcer and scarcer [said this as i was looking straight in her eyes]. I'm a firm believer that if you can make a girl laugh, you have a shot at making her cum. Try tickling her during sex, doggy style ideally and start with her feet. Edited August 14, 2012 by Radu
AlexCross Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 My top 3 : If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays Maam, excuse me maam, your from Ireland aintcha. Woman: no, no I am not why ? Me: Because everytime I look at you my d*ck be Dublin My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!
Author Lauriebell82 Posted August 14, 2012 Author Posted August 14, 2012 If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays HAHA, that's awesome! I would laugh my a** off if some dude used that on me.
AlexCross Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 HAHA, that's awesome! I would laugh my a** off if some dude used that on me. I usually need like 4 Coronas and 4 shots of Southern Comfort to develop the beer testicles to come out with lines like that.
Author Lauriebell82 Posted August 14, 2012 Author Posted August 14, 2012 I usually need like 4 Coronas and 4 shots of Southern Comfort to develop the beer testicles to come out with lines like that. Lol, yeah I would think a drunk guy wouldn't care as much about the possibilty of being smacked in the face.
AlexCross Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 Lol, yeah I would think a drunk guy wouldn't care as much about the possibilty of being smacked in the face. Ive never been smacked before. LOL I guess I got that cute baby face?
Radu Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 NO WAY.. I'm a firm believer that tickling is a form of torture, and best left for children (your own children, any others and it's even weirder) While administering a helping of doggy, I go for the hair pull, the long neck-to ass back scratch, the firm hip grip (let her seem some minor bruising the next day to remind her she got taken, and will be taken again), the reach around clit-rub, the ass smack, the thumb on/in her anus (depending her level of comfort).. but the angle is the most important with doggy, not stirring the fruit at the bottom, just getting better angles on the first few inches.. but no tickling, I think that's a horrible idea. lol All in my humble opinion... Just wanna say ... i did it, with 2 different girls too. Takes a good level of comfort, it's true, and for a while she will remind you that you took advantage of her when she was vulnerable ... but tickling is so awesome, it's like you are kids again. And it adds a level of immaturity to it all, it feels like you really are comfortable with the girl and it's something that you both can share later on. Like that one time when you tried to shift from missionary to doggy without taking it out, while on the edge of the bed and fell down with her ass on top of your face.
Star Gazer Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 Is this the same Lauriebell82 who was borderline prudish just a couple years ago? I like this new version!!!
Author Lauriebell82 Posted August 14, 2012 Author Posted August 14, 2012 Is this the same Lauriebell82 who was borderline prudish just a couple years ago? I like this new version!!! I was prudish?
Peanut9330 Posted August 14, 2012 Posted August 14, 2012 I'm a firm believer that if you can make a girl laugh, you have a shot at making her cum. hehehe agree!!!
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