Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) What I've learned from this is humor and entertainment conquer all. Don't take life so seriously. Imagine contacting your ex with humor instead of a 5 page letter of apology. Instead of being sorry, be funny. Instead of going deep, go light. Instead of asking her friends for insight, sleep with them. And if she has a retarded sister, you know what to do. Ice cream is currently 2 for $4. Otherwise, piss in her dogs face and give it the full peanut butter treatment. Edited August 20, 2012 by Breck
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Breck, will you marry me and we can have some amazing alter ego marriage together that is fueled by your don't-give-a-hoot attitude and my craziness to change you into a better man?! It's only a means to crazy hardcore sex, that's how it all begans anyways, isn't it? You tell me I'm a crazy nut, piss on my sisters face and I will tell you how much I love you and how we are meant to be forever and ever no matter how many times you kick me down and knock my teeth out. It's true love and I will love you forever and always. Man, I can smell the sex already.
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 Breck, will you marry me and we can have some amazing alter ego marriage together that is fueled by your don't-give-a-hoot attitude and my craziness to change you into a better man?! It's only a means to crazy hardcore sex, that's how it all begans anyways, isn't it? You tell me I'm a crazy nut, piss on my sisters face and I will tell you how much I love you and how we are meant to be forever and ever no matter how many times you kick me down and knock my teeth out. It's true love and I will love you forever and always. Man, I can smell the sex already. Let's get it over with and get married. I'm in.
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Let's get it over with and get married. I'm in. That was the sweetest proposal ever! Golly, are you so romantic! See you in Vegas?
Tree_Salmon Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Breck, will you marry me and we can have some amazing alter ego marriage together that is fueled by your don't-give-a-hoot attitude and my craziness to change you into a better man?! It's only a means to crazy hardcore sex, that's how it all begans anyways, isn't it? You tell me I'm a crazy nut, piss on my sisters face and I will tell you how much I love you and how we are meant to be forever and ever no matter how many times you kick me down and knock my teeth out. It's true love and I will love you forever and always. Man, I can smell the sex already. I knew she had it in her. Younglove you're 100% welcome to join me.
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I knew she had it in her. Younglove you're 100% welcome to join me. I don't think Breck would mind me drifting off a little, he is pretty resilient and self-assured. So, if it's okay with you...I'm gung-ho!
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 I don't think Breck would mind me drifting off a little, he is pretty resilient and self-assured. So, if it's okay with you...I'm gung-ho! F*** that! I know what I want! I want you youngnlove89! I'm not sharing you. I see us going the distance. 4 weeks. Then I'd dump you. Let's do this!
Tree_Salmon Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 F*** that! I know what I want! I want you youngnlove89! I'm not sharing you. I see us going the distance. 4 weeks. Then I'd dump you. Let's do this! No, you gotta give her some more affection than the others. Shes a fine woman. Gotta be a bit of a gentleman in this case. Just a bit.
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 No, you gotta give her some more affection than the others. Shes a fine woman. Gotta be a bit of a gentleman in this case. Just a bit. She wants what she can't have. Haven't you read any of her posts? Tree_Salmon. How did you come up with that name? Forget youngnlove89. I want to date you and find out where that name came from.
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I could get used to this...two men fighting over me. Hmm eenie meenie minie mo....
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 I could get used to this...two men fighting over me. Hmm eenie meenie minie mo.... Don't even try.. this isn't eenie meenie time. Get your cute little ass over here and couple up.
Tree_Salmon Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I could get used to this...two men fighting over me. Hmm eenie meenie minie mo.... Wouldn't be much of a choice. Don't worry, spend 5 minutes with me and your choice will be very easy. Brick, my name is based on a ****ty move a ****ty video game character sounds like he says. I don't feel like explaining it.
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 What videogames? Street Fighter? Zelda? I like playing videogames during sex. Women enjoy it too.
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Let's see...sounds like Tree_Salmon is winning here.. You should know this by now Breck, you treat the lady with respect FIRST, then you treat her like crap!
2muchlove Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Let's see...sounds like Tree_Salmon is winning here.. You should know this by now Breck, you treat the lady with respect FIRST, then you treat her like crap! I don't know, youngnlove. If you start by treating her like **** you can only go up from there. 1
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 I'll treat your sister with respect. Does she like chocolate or vanilla?
youngnlove89 Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I'll treat your sister with respect. Does she like chocolate or vanilla? Luckily, I don't have a sister. Or a dog. But I do have an ex-boyfriend, who I'd be more than happy to let you do with whatever you want! He likes peppermint icecream by the way. Which stings the eyes FYI
Author Breck Posted August 20, 2012 Author Posted August 20, 2012 Luckily, I don't have a sister. Or a dog. But I do have an ex-boyfriend, who I'd be more than happy to let you do with whatever you want! He likes peppermint icecream by the way. Which stings the eyes FYI I can't make any promises but I'll try my best.
Author Breck Posted August 21, 2012 Author Posted August 21, 2012 youngnlove89. I love you that way and I always will!
youngnlove89 Posted August 21, 2012 Posted August 21, 2012 youngnlove89. I love you that way and I always will! Jerk. How old are you? 30, right?
Author Breck Posted August 22, 2012 Author Posted August 22, 2012 Jerk. How old are you? 30, right? My heart is only a week old and you're the mother.
Tree_Salmon Posted August 25, 2012 Posted August 25, 2012 We still doing this ? Brick want's to pick off broken hearted LS girls with his charming personality.
Author Breck Posted August 27, 2012 Author Posted August 27, 2012 Damn all!! I still don't get all the selfish posts. There doesn't need to be a rhyme or reason to breaking up. If someone doesn't want to be with you anymore they shouldn't have to be. We're free to see whomever we please. We don't need to give you a reason. Our heart is happier alone or with someone else. Why do y'all have to know why, what if, should I? This is America. We have the freedom to choose who we love. Are we a bad person because we want to find love over staying with you the rest of our lives? 99% of the posts on here are out of fear that you won't find someone else. How is that my fault? Should I stay with you because you are afraid of not finding someone else? Or because you can't find someone better? Reality check: The moment you find someone new and start having feelings for them, you won't be visiting this site and you won't be asking the dumper to reconcile. So how is that fair to us? When you find someone else, you don't want us. Until you do, you do want us. Why should I have to take you back or explain myself because you haven't moved on yet? Stop being so selfish. Tha truth.
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