AnnaBanana1985 Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Okay, so, my husband was reading a book. I told him I was going to take a quick shower then come back to bed. I showered, shaved EVERYTHING, put on the sexiest thing I own, and came to bed to find him watching the Olympics. I shut it off, I got some oil and started to rub his back and he said it felt nice. I turned him over and rubbed the oil....you know where...he got hard but then said he didn't have enough energy to continue. Wtf! Now I'm online asking complete strangers what went wrong. why are men so confusing? Was I not specific enough? Did he not understand that I wanted to screw? I'm so pissed! Not to mention I'm still horny >:[ :mad:
plethora Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 He's been beating his meat whilst you were showering?
TaraMaiden Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Was your response to him, different to the one you're giving us? What did you say to him?
TobyBoy Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 Ha.....this is easy! He's on to you! Don't think for a second that he hasn't pick'up on your infatuation with his little brother!!!
Arabella Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 This is the point at which you should've just told him "Don't worry baby, you just lay there..." and start riding him. What do you think he would do, push you off him? I'm sure he wanted to have sex but was just tired and didn't want to put in the effort.
durentu Posted August 9, 2012 Posted August 9, 2012 The penis is NOT a switch dammit... Just because it's hard, doesn't means 'it's on' 1
M30USA Posted August 10, 2012 Posted August 10, 2012 This is the point at which you should've just told him "Don't worry baby, you just lay there..." and start riding him. What do you think he would do, push you off him? I'm sure he wanted to have sex but was just tired and didn't want to put in the effort. That's reasonable. God knows a woman would expect a man to do the same if she wasn't particularly in the mood. 1
AlexCross Posted August 10, 2012 Posted August 10, 2012 He was reading 50 shades of gray, beat off while you were shaving and didnt have the energy to rub another one out.
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