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Lone Blue Member

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I got all of those, plus " The girl who gets you is going to be the luckiest girl in the world."

 

Fast forward a couple of months and she came crying back. I was happy to tell her:

 

You told me you were confused, but I found a girl who isn't. You told me that you loved me and didn't want to be with me, but rest assured I don't want to be with you. You told me that whoever was with me would be the luckiest girl. You were right.

 

 

And then I said:

 

I care about you a lot A. Let's just be friends, because even though I'm not IN love with you, I love you. You deserve someone who knows what they want.

 

 

And then I listened to Cry Me A River on repeat like this :D:D :D :D

 

Now that is MAJOR OWNAGE. I can only hope that happens to me. Congratulations on your happy ending, James!

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2muchlove Established Member

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I got all of those, plus " The girl who gets you is going to be the luckiest girl in the world."

 

Fast forward a couple of months and she came crying back. I was happy to tell her:

 

You told me you were confused, but I found a girl who isn't. You told me that you loved me and didn't want to be with me, but rest assured I don't want to be with you. You told me that whoever was with me would be the luckiest girl. You were right.

 

 

And then I said:

 

I care about you a lot A. Let's just be friends, because even though I'm not IN love with you, I love you. You deserve someone who knows what they want.

 

 

And then I listened to Cry Me A River on repeat like this :D:D :D :D

 

Epic.

 

I actually got all of those as well.

 

I'd love to inflict the same pwnage on her that you did to your ex.

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Xestenz Member

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I got all of those, plus " The girl who gets you is going to be the luckiest girl in the world."

 

Fast forward a couple of months and she came crying back. I was happy to tell her:

 

You told me you were confused, but I found a girl who isn't. You told me that you loved me and didn't want to be with me, but rest assured I don't want to be with you. You told me that whoever was with me would be the luckiest girl. You were right.

 

 

And then I said:

 

I care about you a lot A. Let's just be friends, because even though I'm not IN love with you, I love you. You deserve someone who knows what they want.

 

 

And then I listened to Cry Me A River on repeat like this :D :D :D :D

 

That is the coolest thing I've heard all day! Wow!!!!

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Ruby65 Established Member

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You're not the one!

 

 

hehe ;)

 

No, no --- "You're 95% the One"!!!

 

MUCH better. :rolleyes:

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AnchordHeart Member

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"I want to keep this a highschool relationship"

 

That one amused me the most. Like I wasnt mature enough to handle it. By the way, I got broken up with over the phone. After being ignored all day :o haha, maturity.

Matt145 Established Member

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" Your a special person and any girl that gets you is lucky, when i had you i was lucky "

Then why the **** did you dump me!?!?! Is something mentally wrong with this girl?

 

I heard alot of BS off my ex but this done my head in she said it to me before we went into NC.

g450 Established Member

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"we live like roomates"

 

No sh**! That's because you decided to move yourself into the other bedroom and because I worked nights. She freaking created this environment.

 

and the classic:

 

"I love you but not in love with you"

 

and the usual lie:

 

"There is no other guy"

 

And yeah I got the:

 

"It's not you, it's me"

 

right after she told me she wanted a divorce. Why? Because after being faithful to her for over 20 years she could not honestly say I was a bad guy and she also couldnt say I did not try to communicate with her. She knew I would call BS on her if she tried that nonsense.

 

Of course had she really been honest with me should would have said something like this: "While you were being faithful to me I have been sending love letters to my old high school boyfriend from 37 years ago cuz we found each other again and are soooh much in luuuv with each other".

 

And at least she was brutally honest when she said:

 

"I want this relationship to be over"

 

One thing she said that I had to agree with though:

 

"You need to move on"

 

I took that advice in strides.

 

And two months before I married my current wife she says:

 

"I think your moving too fast"

 

Are you Fu**ing kidding me?!?!?!?!?

Appleness Established Member

Appleness

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The one that BLEW my mind:

 

"You don't ever dance"

Lone Blue Member

Lone Blue

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I have another one, haha.

 

"I want to feel the butterflies again."

g450 Established Member

g450

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I have another one, haha.

 

"I want to feel the butterflies again."

 

Tell her to eat more cabbage and wash it down with vodka.

 

Sheesh, it's sad how some people never grow up. I guess being an adult is out of style now.

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goodbyesunshine Established Member

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"Sorry for what I did. I love you and I hope we can be together for another 100 years".

and a few days later...

"I am happy with everything, it's just work (stressing him out)... I need some time to think about all these. Just give me some time (even added a little red sh*tty meaningless useless pointless heart shaped emoticon)"

 

Following that, promptly disappears from my life, doesn't even have the courtesy to read any text messages I send him. Been about a month. Never heard from him. Still no idea what happened.

rockahoney New Member

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My ex showed up at my apartment SOBBING, asked me to hold him, and then proceeded to tell me he needed space and was not over his ex-girlfriend but 'never wanted to be with her again.' I also got a slew of typical lines, 'you're a great girl, maybe we can work again in the future, I'm still so attracted to you, I really care about you still, its not you its me, you deserve better than this/me, we can be friends, blah blah BLAH.'

 

Guess what? He was back together with his ex within a week. I got the last laugh though when she dumped his a** and I had started dating someone new. I heard he recently said he seriously regrets breaking it off with me and never should have done it. GOOD, crazypants.

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Lone Blue Member

Lone Blue

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Tell her to eat more cabbage and wash it down with vodka.

 

Sheesh, it's sad how some people never grow up. I guess being an adult is out of style now.

 

OMG, I laughed so hard reading this response. THANK YOU! You've sincerely made my night. Also, it's a he who said this.

mario_C Established Member

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I'm not into having a relationship right now.

(reply from someone on OKC who had a lot of innuendo in her profile, and the usual complaining about how hard it is to meet "special" guys :laugh:)

 

I want the magic / butterflies / special chemistry when you contact me.

(always from women who print nothing else about themselves in their online profile or clam up should you try to GASP have a conversation with them in RL. Life is not a romance novel, nor is it a porn movie, children.)

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