Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) Take an ad out in the paper too, giving a cheesy smile and a thumbs up a la Borat. I'm already on the billboards outside smiling, with my cock in my hand. And a thumbs up. With the headline WHOLIGAN Best F*ck of 2012 ------------------------------- She just text me: "i can still feel your handprint on my ass you bastard :P" Edited August 1, 2012 by ThaWholigan 4
MrCastle Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 She just text me: "i can still feel your handprint on my ass you bastard :P" This is getting too hot. So overall you had a good Wednesday. Ironically enough, Wednesday is referred to as hump day 4
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 This is getting too hot. So overall you had a good Wednesday. Ironically enough, Wednesday is referred to as hump day Wednesdays have always been good to me . My new goal at the moment is the fitness now. If there was anything that I learned today, it's that stamina is important .
MrCastle Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Wednesdays have always been good to me . My new goal at the moment is the fitness now. If there was anything that I learned today, it's that stamina is important . Unless you're in cowgirl. Then you sit back and enjoy the ride Another added benefit of that position. Maybe I'll make a thread pertaining to it...
yongyong Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Next time, make sure cum in her mouth and make her swallow it. that's when I feel like 'I had everything of her' (some guys do it anal for this)
jobaba Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Congratulations Wholigan! Although I always thought you were one of those guys who could get laid relatively easy, but were just too picky, I am glad to hear that you finally busted your V-card. It's going to be a huge boost to your self-esteem and confidence around women from this point forward and I'm pretty sure as how you are only 23, your dating life will be relatively normal from now on. And you can get off all of this self-improvement to get women garbage. (Just kidding ) Congrats buddy... 1
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 Next time, make sure cum in her mouth and make her swallow it. that's when I feel like 'I had everything of her' (some guys do it anal for this) I already did that before I had sex with her.
veggirl Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Wow. Good thing it's a well liked poster sharing this story. Lol I can't imagine all the high fiving over this if it was anyone else Who. Well that girl sounds nasty but glad you had fun.
cerridwen Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 You should so post this on Facebook. I already Shared it to my Twitter.
Negative Nancy Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 The first time they chatted, she asked him if he was going to come over for sex. They met and made out. Second time they met she gave him a BJ. That's pretty much enough already to say that she's a slut. Her suggesting anal is just icing on the cake. That's how she went from just a slut to a major slut LOL, this coming from you, someone so desperate for some nookie, yet calling a person who puts out easily a slut. She should be your dreamgirl instead If the woman doesnt put out fast enough, she's a prude, if she does, she's a slut. Just can't win with men no matter what, so just f*** what they think, because they are all fu.cked up in the head anyway.
brahmabull117 Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 LOL, this coming from you, someone so desperate for some nookie, yet calling a person who puts out easily a slut. She should be your dreamgirl instead If the woman doesnt put out fast enough, she's a prude, if she does, she's a slut. Just can't win with men no matter what, so just f*** what they think, because they are all fu.cked up in the head anyway. Look, men are absolutely retarded when it comes to sexual double standards. I totally agree But there's an easy solution to the problem - give it up on the 3rd date. The 3rd date rule is infallible, it will never fail you so just depend on that Personally I'd date or even marry a girl who sexed me our first date. I don't really give a f*ck
kaylan Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 (edited) I'll be honest man; this has produced some mixed feelings for me. On one hand, it's great to hear you had a good time and that you performed like a champ. On the other hand, this girl sounds like a potential disaster, both health wise and emotionally. As Sanman said, if she's banging other guys on the side, there's a very real chance that she could spread something nasty to you. Having multiple partners increases the chance of disease spreading exponentially. The other thing is that even if she is clean and not fooling around with other guys, don't underestimate the power that sex can have to cause emotional complications. You claim that it's strictly casual right now, but what happens if one of you starts developing feelings for the other and it's not reciprocated? Sorry to rain on your parade, Wholigan... You seem like a genuinely good dude. It would just suck to see you get on the wrong side of this. Just a couple of things to consider... I agree with this. Im glad you finally got it in...but be safe. You used a condom during intercourse and thats cool. But what about oral? People usually dont use condoms during oral...and this girl sounds super slutty, so Id advice against any oral because you can catch something quick. And for the love of god, do not talk to her as a friend or anything. Shes a booty call plain and simple. Its easy for some guys to fall for chicks like this when they start treating them to friendly. Remember who this chick is and keep your distance. Good luck.But that's the thing.. you can never, ever, eliminate the risks of picking up an STD. Not even if you have sex solely with your long-term partner. They might have picked up a latent STD before they met you that did not show up on STD tests, or they may be cheating on you without your knowledge, or they may be a healthcare worker and picked it up when they were careless with bloodwork and didn't know. The only surefire way of eliminating any risks at all is to not have sex. Ever. But that isn't something that most of us are prepared to do. Sex with a condom is the best you can do, in most situations. I always find the reasoning presented to be bunk. Its like telling someone "go ahead and do health risky things because you cannot eliminate health risks completely anyways." Can you completely eliminate the risk entirely? No. Can you greatly reduce the sexual health risks? Yes Edited August 1, 2012 by kaylan
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 Wow. Good thing it's a well liked poster sharing this story. Lol I can't imagine all the high fiving over this if it was anyone else Who. Well that girl sounds nasty but glad you had fun. I actually agree with this. Well, except the last part. Girl might be loose, and I'm not making her my GF - but she's cool as hell, I actually enjoyed myself. But yeah, I don't think anyone else would have gotten as much of a reception, but that's likely because it's been a long time coming. Honestly, I hope that the others in my position can take heart and go forth and do what they can. I've come a very long way, and I'm nowhere far yet, but I've reached this particular point where I could facilitate such a thing happening - even with a girl this loose. Contrary to what a lot of people think, "loose" women ARE picky to an extent, they won't just have sex with anyone. So this is something of a revelation for me, and hopefully for guys in my position who are reading this. 2
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 I agree with this. Im glad you finally got it in...but be safe. You used a condom during intercourse and thats cool. But what about oral? People usually dont use condoms during oral...and this girl sounds super slutty, so Id advice against any oral because you can catch something quick. And for the love of god, do not talk to her as a friend or anything. Shes a booty call plain and simple. Its easy for some guys to fall for chicks like this when they start treating them to friendly. Remember who this chick is and keep your distance. Good luck. At the bolded, yes this is important. We already had this talk before she left. We don't actually talk to each other at all, every time we've spoken it's to meet up to do something .
kaylan Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 OMFG I just took a really hot piss lol jk she's clean . She asked ME if I was clean, till she remembered who I am. She goes clinic, like a lot of young people I know who have sex a lot, so she's taken as much precautions as I have. As it happens, she has 1 FWB currently and isn't really having too much sex at the moment. I don't know if I wanna take that spot, I've already told her I wouldn't normally do casual and she gets that. She still wants another rematch when she goes back to uni next month, so we'll see how that goes. Not much has changed really, except that I have had sex and I'm (apparently) quite good at it . However, I'm definitely not going to fall for this girl. I'm fortunate to have enough emotional control to understand these things and what's happening. -------------------------------------------------------------------- ONE THING that troubled me about earlier. It was great, I made her cum and all that, that was all amazing. But, I tell you what - Half-way through both sessions, I was KNACKERED!! I've never been so tired in my life. Adrenalin is carrying me today. So I'm not nearly as fit as I need to be, I have to have more actual stamina. So I'm definitely going to devote more time to getting fit . Dont be so trusting. There are tons of stories online of people catching stuff from someone who told you they were clean. She may say she is, but always know its possible shes blowing smoke up your butt or recently caught something and doesnt know yet. And Id take with a grainof salt, the number of people she say shes seeing atm. Unless shes getting tested in between every person she has sex with, shes a big risk. And with as sexually casual as she sounds, it def doesnt sound like she will always take time in between partners to get tested and wait for results in between each one. Be careful bro. The last thing you wanna do is have your first gal screw up your sex life forever. 1
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 Dont be so trusting. There are tons of stories online of people catching stuff from someone who told you they were clean. She may say she is, but always know its possible shes blowing smoke up your butt or recently caught something and doesnt know yet. And Id take with a grainof salt, the number of people she say shes seeing atm. Unless shes getting tested in between every person she has sex with, shes a big risk. And with as sexually casual as she sounds, it def doesnt sound like she will always take time in between partners to get tested and wait for results in between each one. Be careful bro. The last thing you wanna do is have your first gal screw up your sex life forever. It's cool man, I have been and I don't think I would have done anything with her if I didn't think she was telling the truth. I asked at least a few times on the phone and she said that she hasn't had sex with anyone except one person recently (FWB), but I'm guessing much of that is because she isn't staying at the dorm house. Thanks for the concern though man, I did take as much precaution as possible, and it was a risk to go ahead regardless, but I think it was a low enough risk to take. I'll hit up the clinic myself soon.
Bob_Funk Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Sounds like you hit the jackpot. Enjoy it while it lasts. Why don't you post her pic? I can't be the only one who's curious.
oaks Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 With the headline WHOLIGAN Best F*ck of 2012 ------------------------------- She just text me: "i can still feel your handprint on my ass you bastard :P" At least one of these lines should go in your sig. Glad you had fun. One more vote for 'stay safe', too. 1
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 Sounds like you hit the jackpot. Enjoy it while it lasts. Why don't you post her pic? I can't be the only one who's curious. .......... Should I, people??
FitChick Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Since she is a student, let's hope she has no dreams of getting pregnant to collect benefits.
Author ThaWholigan Posted August 1, 2012 Author Posted August 1, 2012 No, you shouldn't. Yes, you should. Well, it seems we've reached an impasse I don't really think it would be right of me to post her pic to be honest.... 1
MrCastle Posted August 1, 2012 Posted August 1, 2012 Well, it seems we've reached an impasse I don't really think it would be right of me to post her pic to be honest.... If you don't feel comfortable doing it; then don't. I don't care either way. I do think most of us are curious though as to what she looked like.
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