Author Bob_Funk Posted August 2, 2012 Author Posted August 2, 2012 Jeez, you go out, you mingle, you flirt, tell a few jokes, have a twinkle in your eye, imagine her naked, go in for a kiss, kiss, suggest having sex, go somewhere and have sex. Ta da! Is it really so hard? NB If at any point she objects, be respectful. Might not be in the mood. Move on. You really are an idiot.
johan Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 You really are an idiot. You don't want to mingle, flirt and joke? 3
betterdeal Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 for most guys it doesn't work that easily. this board wouldn't exist if it did. That's just pulling. Getting laid is easy: You turn up and show interest. There's more to relationships than getting laid, for many people, so this board would still exist even if every man could get laid. Which they can, if they follow the formula of: 1. be available 2. profit! 1
Author Bob_Funk Posted August 2, 2012 Author Posted August 2, 2012 You don't want to mingle, flirt and joke? Not if it won't get me laid.
betterdeal Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 You don't want to mingle, flirt and joke? We'll have less of your levity around here, please. This having fun malarky is a serious business. 2
betterdeal Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Not if it won't get me laid. Quite right, Bob. What kind of woman likes a man who tells jokes, flirts and mingles, anyway? A slattern one, that's what kind. 4
dreamingoftigers Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Says the virgin. Today, you stand corrected :lmao::lmao:
Author Bob_Funk Posted August 2, 2012 Author Posted August 2, 2012 Today, you stand corrected :lmao::lmao: Some things to keep in mind: - he's very good looking - we have no clue what the girl looks like (probably a fatty) - he didn't manage to lose his virginity until 23 All his story does is confirm to me how insanely difficult things are for the average guy.
dreamingoftigers Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 What do you guys know about love chemicals? Don't you realize what an advantage men have in the sex department? If you properly seduce a woman and get her high on them, they will want more and the only source for their next high is your d*ck and only your d*ck I, for the life of me, have NO IDEA why you haven't been able to convert half of the angries on this site into dateable men! You advice is totally bang-on! Men like you, Gunny, ThaWholigan, Johan, betterdeal and a few others totally have the right attitude regarding women and if there's any social shyness, once that is overcome all these guys would have girls lining up. I don't even know what these guys look liked it really doesn't matter all that much.
florence of suburbia Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Seems like ThaWholigan's success is taking all the pleasure out of bitterness. Curse you, Wholigan! 1
betterdeal Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Here's some more tips: 1. Women like to have sex too. Some like it rough, some like it smooth, some like it fast and furious, some slow and deliberate, others gentle and sublime; some are looking for Mr Right, some are looking for Mr Right Now. 2. If you're inexperienced, or out of practice, or nervous there are plenty of more experienced women out there who'd like to have a play mate for a night / week / month. Don't try to tough it out: plenty of women find it attractive if am man is open, honest, takes responsibility for his issues, and eager. 3. Sex is not a sin. 3
Author Bob_Funk Posted August 2, 2012 Author Posted August 2, 2012 I, for the life of me, have NO IDEA why you haven't been able to convert half of the angries on this site into dateable men! You advice is totally bang-on! Men like you, Gunny, ThaWholigan, Johan, betterdeal and a few others totally have the right attitude regarding women and if there's any social shyness, once that is overcome all these guys would have girls lining up. I don't even know what these guys look liked it really doesn't matter all that much. It's very easy for you to criticize when you've been sitting on a goldmine your whole life. Try seducing girls while disguised as a guy. I'm willing to bet you wouldn't find a willing girl in the first year.
Author Bob_Funk Posted August 2, 2012 Author Posted August 2, 2012 Here's some more tips: 1. Women like to have sex too. Some like it rough, some like it smooth, some like it fast and furious, some slow and deliberate, others gentle and sublime; some are looking for Mr Right, some are looking for Mr Right Now. 2. If you're inexperienced, or out of practice, or nervous there are plenty of more experienced women out there who'd like to have a play mate for a night / week / month. Don't try to tough it out: plenty of women find it attractive if am man is open, honest, takes responsibility for his issues, and eager. 3. Sex is not a sin. Now I'm positive you're a troll.
betterdeal Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 Now I'm positive you're a troll. More accolades! 2
dreamingoftigers Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 It's very easy for you to criticize when you've been sitting on a goldmine your whole life. Try seducing girls while disguised as a guy. I'm willing to bet you wouldn't find a willing girl in the first year. My 200 lb to 300 lb my entire adult life goldmine? I'd didn't get guys because I was a "hottie." I was friendly and had plenty of other skills and put myself out there. I didn't try a whole bunch of manipulative horsesh*t. If you just seem actually passionately interested in what a girl has to say AND ask her a couple relevant questions about it. You're golden. She talks about shoes. You go "oh hey, I know a lot of guys aren't into that, but I'm curious. Who are some good designers? No homo." And she thinks, "really he wants me to tell him more about shoes? What else does he have up his sleeve?" So many guys are trying to sell us all the same "image." Yes, we *get* it. You are a successful brilliant blah blah blah who drives a blah blah blah. I have NEVER in the flesh EVER met a girl that gave a crap about what kind of car a guy actually drove! EVER! (not even two of my heavy duty mechanic acquaintances). Most of us can't even name years and models! If you said "well I drive a 2012 Chianoto" and make it sound like an awesome car, we'd just be like "oh, really, that's great." (WTF is a Chianoto?) And buddy, I've accidentally seduced women, ha ha. My best guy friend's girlfriend wanted a piece of the pie -- without involving him. It was a no go. (sorry guys) And as for the $$ and buying us stuff. Read some damn books about us. We would much rather have six roses given to us one by one once a month then two dozen once a year. It's all about how often you think of us. And it's what you show us you think of us. If you were to show a woman on an ONS that this night meant a lot to you because she's so sexy as opposed to "I want some sex and you're already here." Well.....she's not a delivery service. I'll let you figure out the puzzle. 1
2.50 a gallon Posted August 2, 2012 Posted August 2, 2012 bf Two weeks ago, while standing in a long line at the grocery store, behind two young ladies who had a couple of 12 packs in their cart, I noticed one of the girls tats and asked her where did that come from. She then explained that she had designed it in memory of her mother who had just passed away in the last year. I expressed my sympathy for losing her mom at such a young age, I mean I am retired and my mom is still alive. From there we started talking, about what was like in the 70's, as I was there, and especially the music, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, etc. By the time we worked our way up to the register they had invited me to come over to their place for a 3-some, as the oldest guy they had ever had sex with was in his 30's and they wanted to try a grandpa. And this is the second time this summer I have been hit on by 20-somethings. Can you imagine what kind of luck I would have if I tried?
lady_jadie Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 From there we started talking, about what was like in the 70's, as I was there, and especially the music, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, etc. By the time we worked our way up to the register they had invited me to come over to their place for a 3-some, as the oldest guy they had ever had sex with was in his 30's and they wanted to try a grandpa. And this is the second time this summer I have been hit on by 20-somethings. Can you imagine what kind of luck I would have if I tried? :lmao: this ^^^^ WIN!!! I'm 20-something, and someone who you can have a laugh and interesting conversation with about stuff you have in common, (I LOVE Fleetwood Mac and Eagles.. where do you live again 2.50...?!) will win over anything else. Charm and lightheartedness, instead of the aggressive 'so when we gonna f*ck' approach. Bob, you seem to manage to get girls back to your place, is it at that point they 'go off' you? It seems a bit of a lead-on if they go to yours after meeting you that night, to me that would say 'I'm up for it' so it's a bit wierd that they then bugger off. What do you do when you both get back to yours? Like do you just shut the front door and go 'let's do this' or do you pour her a drink (or 2), talk a bit and smoothly segue into touchy feely and then let things progress? Seriously though, the couple of drinks back somewhere usually works for me.. but maybe that's because I love sex, and also I'm just a bit of a slut....
Emilia Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 They can see that I'm a decent looking guy with a good body who's not going to cause them physical harm. So why does it feel like pulling teeth trying to get them back to my place? And once I do have them alone, my physical advances are rejected 90% of the time. I just think if two attractive young people have the opportunity to get together and make each other feel good, then why not? Or is that it? Girls just can't stand the idea of some random guy getting pleasure out of their bodies. My guess based on your threads is that you make them feel uncomfortable and you don't know how to put them at ease. They might feel you have some dungeon hidden in your basement. Seriously though, you don't come across particularly easy going.
Radu Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) They can see that I'm a decent looking guy with a good body who's not going to cause them physical harm. So why does it feel like pulling teeth trying to get them back to my place? And once I do have them alone, my physical advances are rejected 90% of the time. I just think if two attractive young people have the opportunity to get together and make each other feel good, then why not? Or is that it? Girls just can't stand the idea of some random guy getting pleasure out of their bodies. Possible reasons : - she's afraid - it's moving too fast for her - she doesn't want you to think she's easy, so she's holding it back bf Two weeks ago, while standing in a long line at the grocery store, behind two young ladies who had a couple of 12 packs in their cart, I noticed one of the girls tats and asked her where did that come from. She then explained that she had designed it in memory of her mother who had just passed away in the last year. I expressed my sympathy for losing her mom at such a young age, I mean I am retired and my mom is still alive. From there we started talking, about what was like in the 70's, as I was there, and especially the music, Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, etc. By the time we worked our way up to the register they had invited me to come over to their place for a 3-some, as the oldest guy they had ever had sex with was in his 30's and they wanted to try a grandpa. And this is the second time this summer I have been hit on by 20-somethings. Can you imagine what kind of luck I would have if I tried? I don't know your age, but if i hit 50 and i'm not married or am and in an open relationship, i'm gonna get a hunting permit for just barely legal kitties. Edited August 15, 2012 by Radu
ThaWholigan Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 Some things to keep in mind: - he's very good looking - we have no clue what the girl looks like (probably a fatty) - he didn't manage to lose his virginity until 23 All his story does is confirm to me how insanely difficult things are for the average guy. 1. Thanks for the......ahem, compliment 2. She's no fatty - I'm fatter than she is 3. Autism will occasionally do that to you And lastly, things are not THAT difficult. Unless you're doing something wrong. And bear in mind, any difficulty is experienced by a lot of people in dating.
iris219 Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 Girls just can't stand the idea of some random guy getting pleasure out of their bodies. :sick: Um...yeah, that's correct. Now that you understand this, you're getting closer to understanding how women operate when it comes to sex and attraction. I don’t want to go get ice cream with some random guy—unless I get to know him and decide I enjoy his company and feel we might have a connection. I sure as heck don’t want to have sex with some random guy. I don’t care how hot he is. Why would I let a stranger touch me in the most intimate way possible? Most women would get ZERO pleasure from this. You want a woman to be your personal blow-up doll. We aren’t sex robots. We need to feel some sort of emotional/mental connection, or sex is generally a no-go. It sounds like you don’t try to get to know women or create attraction; you make it clear, maybe without realizing it, that the only thing that's important to you is getting laid. Women avoid these kinds of guys.
bac Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 I wouldn't mind taking things slow... if I know the girl will sleep with me at some point down the line. But just hanging out as friends for months, with no guarantee of anything physical happening? Not interested. I actually met a cute girl five months ago who told me the same thing. Her words: "You're very good looking, and I like hanging out with you, but you need to cool your jets. Friends first." Well, I hung out with her like five times and never even got a makeout. Huge waste of time. If you do not want a serious R, you should not waste your time on decent girls. Decent girls will not have sex with a guy during first month or so. IMO Your problem can be solved easily if you choose girls who are kind of sluts. There are plenty of sluts everywhere. First, try to figure out if a girl is a slut, then, go for her p..sy. Sluts have high sex drive like men do and sluts have sex with everyone on the first dates.
Radu Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 If you do not want a serious R, you should not waste your time on decent girls. Decent girls will not have sex with a guy during first month or so. IMO Your problem can be solved easily if you choose girls who are kind of sluts. There are plenty of sluts everywhere. First, try to figure out if a girl is a slut, then, go for her p..sy. Sluts have high sex drive like men do and sluts have sex with everyone on the first dates. So girls that have high sex drive are sluts ? Awesome, what do you girls think ?
soccerrprp Posted August 15, 2012 Posted August 15, 2012 They can see that I'm a decent looking guy with a good body who's not going to cause them physical harm. So why does it feel like pulling teeth trying to get them back to my place? And once I do have them alone, my physical advances are rejected 90% of the time. I just think if two attractive young people have the opportunity to get together and make each other feel good, then why not? Or is that it? Girls just can't stand the idea of some random guy getting pleasure out of their bodies. I laughed when I first read this! I couldn't figure out if it was a serious question or not, but apparently, by the length of this thread, it is or has become one. I mean, seriously, some people are seriously clueless or simply so narcissistic that they don't even entertain the obvious...oh, my, why would a woman, who has much more to lose, emotionally and physically, in a sexual encounter wouldn't want to hit the sack with a total stranger???? Sheesh.... 2
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