nofool4u Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Jen actually bought up the fact that my wife was acting suspicious and that she may be having an affair herself. I don't know how to confront this and am thinking of getting a paternity test when my child is born. Can I get a prenatal paternity test but how would I convince her to do so? Ok you know what, just do your wife a favor and divorce her. Pay your child support and be in the child's life. Your child will be fine. Your wife shouldn't have to suffer because you are a cheater. But sure, ask your wife for a prenatal paternity test just because your side piece is putting ideas in your head. Let us know how that goes:rolleyes: 3
Mme. Chaucer Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Cool story, though. My favorite line was when "Jen" blurts out: how she wishes she found an awesome husband such as me. Now this here's some serious awesomeness! Meanwhile, the OP is probably working on another tale ... 2
dreamingoftigers Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Jen will probably tell her. After all, this baby is really getting in the way of her sh*t. Nobody has a great way to navigate through this one because the wife is going to get severely torpedoed either way. And yes, she could lose the baby. I was petrified I would lose mine from the stress. A selfishness like this is already the mark of a terrible father. Correcting it would take more than this one seems capable of considering he's staying because "his parents would never forgive him." Mama and Papa aren't the ones who have to live with him. 1
Spark1111 Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Cool story, though. My favorite line was when "Jen" blurts out: Now this here's some serious awesomeness! Meanwhile, the OP is probably working on another tale ... Those were the exact words my H's fOW said to him! She wished she had married a man just like him! She told him she wanted what I had. He was so proud of that when he told me. He was beaming. I looked at him, dazed and confused, and for the life of me, could not figure out what that meant. She HAD a cheating, lying exH and now she wanted THAT back???:rolleyes: 2
dreamingoftigers Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 I never understood that one either. I felt that about certain men when I was younger. Like "I wish I had a nice man like that; and he was into me like that, and so loyal." But the thing is: to cheat with him means it RUINS that. He ISN'T that guy anymore. He isn't the awesome guy "like him." He's just another cheater. 3
Betrayed&Stayed Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 With friends like jen and an H like you, your poor wife doesn't need any enemies, now does she? With all of this drama (assuming it is true, this almost sounds too cliche) your wife is very likely to find out about you two. When she does, realize that she will be severely damaged in the trust department. She is being doubly betrayed by her husband and her best friend. If she can't trust her husband and/or her best friend, then who can she trust? Answer: No one. Throw in a pregnancy for added emotions and betrayal! Then add a dash of caring for a sick brother. Stir and you have the perfect weapon of mass destruction for your wife; hand delivered from the two people that should be looking out for her best interest and mental health. 2
Mme. Chaucer Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 We are unlikely to hear from the author of this fine, original tale again. I don't think we need to worry about "Jen" and "Christina." 1
nofool4u Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Cool story, though. My favorite line was when "Jen" blurts out: Now this here's some serious awesomeness! I was thinking the same thing while having a vision in my head of a teenage girl twirling her hair, sucking on a blow pop and saying "oh my gawd, like, whatever" 1
GLDheart Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 (edited) We are unlikely to hear from the author of this fine, original tale again. I don't think we need to worry about "Jen" and "Christina." The "author" should come back with an "update" about how the wife was so betrayed she murdered the OW but while he was trying to save his one true love Jen, they wrestled for the gun and the wife lost his beautiful baby and the wife is now in jail for life. The OP, now spends his days rocking in a chair in his living room, looking out the window in mourning for the Lover and Baby he will miss forever. A victim of cruel fate and his murderous wife..... ... what? we are doing fiction aren't we? Edited July 31, 2012 by GLDheart 2
eeyore1981 Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 The "author" should come back with an "update" about how the wife was so betrayed she murdered the OW but while he was trying to save his one true love Jen, they wrestled for the gun and the wife lost his beautiful baby and the wife is now in jail for life. The OP, now spends his days rocking in a chair in his living room, looking out the window in mourning for the Lover and Baby he will miss forever...... ... what? we are doing fiction aren't we? Or how about an ironic twist? Jen has had a severe car accident which has damaged both her kidneys and now she needs an emergency transplant. Christina, being her best friend, gets tested, and is the only match. She can donate a kidney, but she has to terminate the pregnancy in order to do it. What, oh what, should OP do? The clock is ticking down, and he has to make a decision, his one true love, Jen, or his baby, which may or may not be his, due to the fact his wife was out of his sight, therefore must have been cheating, just as he was. 2
Mme. Chaucer Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 ^^^^ Fantastic! Or, how about: "Christina" was never pregnant after all. It was all a ruse to win back the attentions of the awesome husband. A very successful ruse. So successful, in fact, that "Jen" ultimately went bonkers from the thought of her "awesome" lover banging his wife in spite of their fated love, and creating this burgeoning new life. That baby should have been HERS!!! In an increasingly psychotic state over the imminent birth, "Jen" decides that she will take this baby for herself. In the dead of night, while the "awesome" husband is snoring away on the LaZBoy Recliner with an infomercial for Suzanne Somer's legendary "Thigh Master" flickering in the background, "Jen" sneaks into the home. She creeps into the kitchen, removing a large, gleaming butcher knife from the block, and proceeds to the marital bedroom where "Christina" blissfully snoozes, her fake baby bump still in place. "Jen" leaps upon her prone figure, gnashing her teeth in fury and slashing madly at the confused sleeping woman's ripe belly. .. 2
Furious Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 We are unlikely to hear from the author of this fine, original tale again. I don't think we need to worry about "Jen" and "Christina." Maybe their real names are Betty and Veronica...lol.. 1
Mme. Chaucer Posted July 31, 2012 Posted July 31, 2012 Maybe their real names are Betty and Veronica...lol.. And the author: Awesome Archie? 1
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