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I have some full retard openers, who will be used in the near future at girls from 18-20 here they are. Do you have more in your pockets?.

 

1. I feel like you're just talking to me.

2. Where you talking to me?.

3. Are you hiting on me?.

4. We could get married really, weirder things have happend.

5. So where are you heading? North,south,east?.

6. ?

7. ?

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... :confused:

 

 

I don't get it.

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... :confused:

 

 

I don't get it.

 

I will use these to start a conversation with random gals, do you have one i could put in my collection?.

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I will use these to start a conversation with random gals, do you have one i could put in my collection?.

 

But.... why?

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But.... why?

 

Because I can and of course for the fun of it.

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I have some full retard openers, who will be used in the near future at girls from 18-20 here they are. Do you have more in your pockets?.

 

1. I feel like you're just talking to me.

2. Where you talking to me?.

3. Are you hiting on me?.

4. We could get married really, weirder things have happend.

5. So where are you heading? North,south,east?.

6. ?

7. ?

 

Yes, full retard without a doubt.

 

Why don't you try:

 

Hi.

Hello.

Hey.

 

I'm Necromancer, what's your name?

 

Work on those first, then come back for step 2

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Yes, full retard without a doubt.

 

Why don't you try:

 

Hi.

Hello.

Hey.

 

I'm Necromancer, what's your name?

 

Work on those first, then come back for step 2

 

To basic, either one of those 5 or something about the environment.

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To basic, either one of those 5 or something about the environment.

 

Oh. Basic hasn't worked out to well? Going for the shock value instead?

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My 10 year old brother told me this one.

 

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants."

 

Bahaha!

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Yes, full retard without a doubt.

 

Why don't you try:

 

Hi.

Hello.

Hey.

 

I'm Necromancer, what's your name?

 

Work on those first, then come back for step 2

 

Gotta agree with the OP.

 

"Hi", "Hello", and "Hey" may seem like natural ways to start a conversation with a random female, but are too simplistic and open ended. These might be OK for a girl you see regularly at work, or school. But not good for random female encounters.

 

Also, I wouldn't start off trading names either. It assumes she gives a sh$#* about learning the name of some random dude jumping in her face. Again, unless this is a girl you run into regularly -at work, school, etc. -then opening with your name is certain death. I wouldn't recommend it with randoms.

 

The only exception would be if the girl is already interested you (maybe she likes the way you're dancing at a club, likes the car you're driving, thinks your dog is cute etc.) or if she looks at you and instantly finds you physically attractive. Otherwise forget about starting with "Hello" or name introductions.

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"Where you talking to me?."

 

You are going to ask someone the location in which they are talking to you?

 

"Are you hitting on me?"

 

Are you trying to get hit?

 

"So where are you heading? North,south,east?."

 

What the hell, you plan to meet girls when camping or while they are hitchhiking or something ?

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Gotta agree with the OP.

 

"Hi", "Hello", and "Hey" may seem like natural ways to start a conversation with a random female, but are too simplistic and open ended. These might be OK for a girl you see regularly at work, or school. But not good for random female encounters.

 

Also, I wouldn't start off trading names either. It assumes she gives a sh$#* about learning the name of some random dude jumping in her face. Again, unless this is a girl you run into regularly -at work, school, etc. -then opening with your name is certain death. I wouldn't recommend it with randoms.

 

The only exception would be if the girl is already interested you (maybe she likes the way you're dancing at a club, likes the car you're driving, thinks your dog is cute etc.) or if she looks at you and instantly finds you physically attractive. Otherwise forget about starting with "Hello" or name introductions.

 

Fair enough that you agree with th OP. For me, basic works best. I met my current GF while saying hi and asking her name. Although I also told her accent was adorable.

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"Baby I put the STD in stud, all I need is U"

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