threebyfate Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Do males of the human species while rutting, make asses of themselves? What is the natural habitat of the male species, particularly of the subcatgory "nice guy" or "jerk"? Where do they graze, in forested areas or on groomed lawns? If a female wanted to mate with a male of the subcategory "nice guy", how many pounds of raw meat would she require, to attract these curious creatures?
johan Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I think most of them roam the open pastures of World of Warcraft hoping an ogre doesn't pop up and catch them by their mullets. 4
Author threebyfate Posted July 8, 2012 Author Posted July 8, 2012 Thanks for your response. I've heard some interesting facts about these creatures. Is it true they lack hygiene, too busy romping with trolls to leave their dark basement environments? 1
johan Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Well, think of it this way: if it weren't true, or something like it, they wouldn't have the time or desire to come on here and complain. 1
fortyninethousand322 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Thanks for your response. I've heard some interesting facts about these creatures. Is it true they lack hygiene, too busy romping with trolls to leave their dark basement environments? Well, think of it this way: if it weren't true, or something like it, they wouldn't have the time or desire to come on here and complain. True and true. In fact, I shaved my facial hair today for the first time in almost 2 months. How's that for hygiene?
somedude81 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I had to run into a Marshals today before work because I didn't have any pants.
USMCHokie Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I had to run into a Marshals today before work because I didn't have any pants. Isn't it frowned upon to go into a public place like without pants...?
fortyninethousand322 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I had to run into a Marshals today before work because I didn't have any pants. I hope you ran in naked. I mean that's the only way to buy pants, right? 1
somedude81 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 I was actually wearing boxers. But they are the decent kind with the slit in the middle. 1
oaks Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Is it true they lack hygiene, no, no. That musky smell is a sign of their horniness and masculinity. 2
phineas Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Your doing it wrong. You don't want someone still fighting trolls or ogres unless their leveling an alt. You want an alpha geek whose guild has the end raid on Farm. The whole game is on easy mode now because expansion is dropping in a few months. So you ladies need to strike now. It's your only chance to introduce these guys to something new, like sex. Also, you have an ace in the hole, it's considered very cool to be able to say "BRB pulled wife/GF aggro" during a raid. serious. Some advice, there are now female guild leaders. Their total ball-breakers so these guys are used to be told what to do by women & have been trained to follow orders or be told they /fail or are newbs. so being firm and aggressive is really the best way to get their attention and telling them what you expect from them (possibly providing a comma delimited checklist they can import into their favorite HUD add-on for the game) is the best way to get the results you want. They don't want to risk being called a "newb" so they will follow it. serious. being called a "newb" is like the worst thing to call a gamer. So never do that unless their really screwing up. And bring bacon & energy drinks. Both will lure them out. also for your research a documentary on gamers. Pure Pwnage - Full Episodes and Clips streaming online - Hulu 1
sid33 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Do males of the human species while rutting, make asses of themselves? What is the natural habitat of the male species, particularly of the subcatgory "nice guy" or "jerk"? Where do they graze, in forested areas or on groomed lawns? If a female wanted to mate with a male of the subcategory "nice guy", how many pounds of raw meat would she require, to attract these curious creatures? I think they tend to graze in thee very same places as overweight mothers do. Except they aren't afforded the excuse of carrying baby fat. Thing is, nice guys don't have more pressing obligations and can spend their time as they see fit.Moms shouldnt have so much apparent free time on their hands, at least not the good ones.
Author threebyfate Posted July 8, 2012 Author Posted July 8, 2012 I think they tend to graze in thee very same places as overweight mothers do. Except they aren't afforded the excuse of carrying baby fat. Thing is, nice guys don't have more pressing obligations and can spend their time as they see fit.Moms shouldnt have so much apparent free time on their hands, at least not the good ones.Double standards, anyone? This is an autistic thread, where only males and females of the species homo sapien exist. The terms mom, dad, men, women and people are irrelevant since they're unscientific. 1
sid33 Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Double standards, anyone? This is an autistic thread, where only males and females of the species homo sapien exist. The terms mom, dad, men, women and people are irrelevant since they're unscientific. Yeah whatever you say, after all its your thread. Got a kid, a husband and one in the oven and you have time to post on LS? Yeah, you're one to talk about anything other than the weather.
johan Posted July 8, 2012 Posted July 8, 2012 Yeah whatever you say, after all its your thread. Got a kid, a husband and one in the oven and you have time to post on LS? Yeah, you're one to talk about anything other than the weather. What do those things have to do with whether she has time to post on LS? Or the weather?
Author threebyfate Posted July 9, 2012 Author Posted July 9, 2012 What do those things have to do with whether she has time to post on LS? Or the weather?That's because it takes hours upon hours to create a few posts on LS. Writing is such a challenge!
123321 Posted July 9, 2012 Posted July 9, 2012 Do males of the human species while rutting, make asses of themselves? Primates do not rut, as far as I know.
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