SierraMist Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 hey all lets have some fun and post some pick up lines, were are some of my favorites 1) My name isnt elmo, but baby u can tickle me anyways 2) Is your dad a terrorist, coz baby ur the bomb 3) Lets play army, ill play dead and you can blow me
reasontosigh Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 eeeeeeeeeeeewwwww.....you don't really go around using those, do you???
DerangedAngel Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 I love awful pick up lines! I've actually been on the receiving end of two of the above (1 + 3). Very cute, I think anyway. I dated both guys, so. I'm a terrible excuse for a woman. I'm sorry. -Deranged
reasontosigh Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 It's all good, Deranged. Different strokes for different folks, you know. Ooh, I've got an idea!!! Let's see if SierraMist can come up with one I might fall for!!!!
DerangedAngel Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 Yes! This isn't really a pick up line, but one time I was teasing my boyfriend about him loving his computer more than he loved me, and he said "No Way. You're much more fun to turn on" and I was practically purring at the lameness of such talk. Go figure. I go for the cheesy guys, or the cocky bastards. Sometimes you can find a nice combination. -Deranged
reasontosigh Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 Originally posted by DerangedAngel Yes! This isn't really a pick up line, but one time I was teasing my boyfriend about him loving his computer more than he loved me, and he said "No Way. You're much more fun to turn on" ........ I'd be melting like butter at that one, too!!! I think with me it has more to do with how well what is said fits the moment than originality, although that is a huge plus, of course!!
DerangedAngel Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 I think with me it has more to do with how well what is said fits the moment than originality Oh yeah. Good point. Once, I was told my eyes were bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, he was all lost at sea. The bad thing is, my eyes are green. Unmistakably. -DA
DerangedAngel Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 More I like: -There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. (Better if said by someone obviously in their late 20's/early 30's.) -If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. -You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. (I dunno. Scary sweet.) -You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line. -I bet you $50 you're gonna turn me down. -You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way. -Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's? (Shuddup.) Bwaha. Sorry. -Deranged
UCFKevin Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 "Hi. I'm Kevin, and I'll be the 207th guy to hit on you tonight."
Author SierraMist Posted July 6, 2004 Author Posted July 6, 2004 lol here are some more 1) I want you to wrap your legs around me head and wear you like a feed bag (hahaha) 2) Are you from tennesee?? coz your the only ten-I-see 3) Are you a parking ticket? coz you got fine written all over you 4) Can i have your picture so i can tell santa what i want for christmas??
YoungSuccesful Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 I love goofing around with these... Do you have a Bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Got two nipples for a dime? Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. A couple that arent quite as bad...that sad to say, goofing around or not, I've used... I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way A couple GOOD ones If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
HokeyReligions Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 I've been collecting these for a long time. This is a fraction of the list that I have. Some may be duplicates. My husband's pick-up line to me was "what time do you get off work?" and "let me buy you a cup of coffee after work--I'll meet you at closing time" He also used #155 on me. 1. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! 4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 5. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. 6. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. 7. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 8. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! 11. What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? 12. Would you like carry my books for me?. 13. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. 14. I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. 15. My lips are registered weapons. 16. If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. 17. If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree. 18. If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.. 19. If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. 20. Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for. 21. Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?. 22. You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. 24. Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts? 25. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 26. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 27. Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? 28. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. 29. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 30. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! 31. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 32. Bond. James Bond. 33. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 34. Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? 35. Do you come here often? 36. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 37. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together. 38. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! 39. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 40. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. 41. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 42. How was heaven when you left it? 43. I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 44. I have only three months to live. .. 45. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 46. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. 47. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 48. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. 49. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. 50. If I followed you home, would you keep me? 51. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. 52. I s there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 53. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 54. So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams! 55. Stand still so I can pick you up! 56. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! 57. What time do you have to be back in heaven? 58. What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. 59. What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? 60. What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. 61. What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 62. What's your sign? 63. Where have you been all my life? 64. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 65. Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? 66. Wow. 67. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. 68. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room. 69. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. 70. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 71. [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken? 72. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 73. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 74. [ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" 75. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. 76. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is July xx,xxxx, at 10:30 pm, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." 77. "Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming." 78. Your name must be Mickey because your so fine. 79. You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!" 80. You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bullseye! 81. Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny! 82. Ouch! My tooth hurts! Target: "Why?" Because you are sooo sweet! 83. You must be from Pearl Harber, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. 84. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 85. Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. 86. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! 87. Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and other vital statistics i would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me. 88. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. 89. Is your dad a terrorists? Cause you're the bomb. 90. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. 91. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! 92. Say, you remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot! 93. If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away. 94. Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a place and sop you up with a biscuit. 95. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. 96. I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you. 97. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle. 98. Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for! 99. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! 100. It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway? 101. What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?" 102. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". 103. (person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!! 104. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels. 105. I'm good at math. U+I=69 106. If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. 107. Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over. 108. Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? 109. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off? 110. Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand." 111. Mars? this is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxes. 112. Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb! 113. Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? 114. Do you remeber Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes...Blizard Blue. 115. Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample? 116. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? 117. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine? 118. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass. 119. Hello. ARe you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? 120. I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? 121. (leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate. 122. Are we related? Do you want to be? 123. Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. 124. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. (laugh profusely) 125. Do you know how to use a whip? 126. Drop 'em! 127. Excuse me, do you live around here often? 128. Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 129. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? 130. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? 131. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 132. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." 133. I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... 134. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. 135. I'm drunk. 136. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 137. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? 138. If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. 139. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK 140. Like the look of your crotch. 141. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? 142. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. 143. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. 144. Say, did we go to different schools together? 145. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh. 146. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?? 147. Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! 148. Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? 149. Would you like to dance or should I go **** myself again? 150. Would you like to see me naked ?? 151. Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself? 152. You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? 153. You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from. 154. You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink? 155. You know what I like about you? My arms. 156. You know, I'd really love to **** your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. 157. You know, my mother says you have the smoothest complexion of anyone she knows. 158. You look just like my mother. 159. You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno. 160. You remind me of a girl I used to date. 161. You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. 162. You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 163. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 164. Are my undies showing? Answer:"No." You:"Would you like them to? 165. I'd walk a million miles over broken glass just to meet the guy that >****ed you last. 166. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. 167. Excuse me , she says "Uh huh", do you have any grey poupon? no? well we can still get the sandwich action going on baby.... 168. hey baby, can i feel yer ginsana? wanna feel mine? 169. Do you like clocks? (if yes) put two hands and a face on this.(pointing down) 170. Do you like chocolate? (if yes) you can have my bar. 171. Beer is the root of all evil Give me a beer i'm a WICKED root! 172. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some? 173. I'm an iceberg on a summer's day in South Carolina. 174. Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!!! 175. Pardon me, do you mind if I push in your stool? 176. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you). 177. If belly buttons were a status symbol, then baby you would be god. 178. Have you ever seen a tree branch? [Girl] Yes. [Guy] How about a root? 179. I have four words for you hol i day inn. 180. I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal. 181. Is your name Brandy? Because your the best liquir I have ever had. 182. Does an elephant taking a **** make you want to **** everything around you? 183. Do you want a worm-do? (woman "whats a worm do?") it does this..(move your finger like a worm)~~~~ 184. I'd call this puppy love but i'm not into all those new positions. 185. Wow, your eyebrows are thick. 186. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. 187. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? 188. Are you an emerson? 'Cuz them are some nice tits! 189. You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya. 190. Your hair is so soft. Do you use Paul Mitchell products? 191. You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? 192. I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? 193. (if your name is Dan) Did you know my name backwards is "Nad"? 194. Hey baby, I think you made my two by four into a four by eight. 195. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. 196. Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises! 197. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? 198. Buy me a beer, will ya hon? 199. You look like my mommy. I like my mommy. 200. What the hell are you looking at? 201. (go up to a table and whip it out) CHARLIE!! ANYONE YOU RECOGNIZE?? 202. Hey...... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under KABLAAM? 203. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 204. Someone vaccum my lap, I think you need a clean place to sit. 205. Excuse me, but do you have the temperature? 206. I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside.. 207. If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me? 208. Do you have a license for that wagon you're draggin'? 209. Were you staring at my crotch? 210. Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too. 211. Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn? 212. You can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat. 213. Hey, you've got a lawyer's ass. Yip, it's firm. 214. So, are you a Skinner or a ****er? 215. Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you. 216. Can I ASS you a question? 217. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. 218. You without me is like heavy metal without the blues notes: you ain't going platinum. 219. you like to drink through straws? 220. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? 221. Ever seen the movie "Fear"? 222. What color is your ****?
Love2BLoved Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 That sure was A LOT of pick up lines!!!! Where did you get all of them from?
Pyrannaste Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 A friend of mine, who very pretty and very curvy (she has a very petite figure, and a cup E) got the worst pick up line in history from a guy who was hitting on her in a pub. "You are like a pig: nothing is wasted!"
Netprophet Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 Sad thing is, I looked at that long list and realised, I'd used a couple. I love, Excuse me, do you have the temperature. 10 second pause, queer look, laugh, and on to real conversation, it has worked, honest. But then again so has: Nice shoes, wanna f***? Maybe it is just where I live... The woman I'm 'dating' now (got a post already for that one) got me with. You look like you need to shave, when I felt my 5 o clock shadow, she offered to help, provided I returned the favor. Considering that my impression of her was a quiet person who didn't talk much ( knew her for a few weeks prior to this) The line got my attention, not sure how it would look to use it on a complete stranger.
lydiamarie Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again? is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants. f^ck me if i'm wrong, but you want to have sex with me. do you have any (enter your nationality here) in you? (no) want some?
quankanne Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 oh, these are GREAT!!! can't think of any to add to what you've got, but I do have one memorable date "line" from a cop who thought he was gonna get lucky: "come on, baby, you know you want it!" .... .... "yeah .... but not from you!"
Netprophet Posted July 7, 2004 Posted July 7, 2004 Have to remember, I work in tech support, heard a geek to geek girl pickup line today... I believe the construction of my tongue piercing may be incompatible with yours, however, I have a leatherman, want to go in the server room and see if it will be enough to get us apart? Sometimes, I like being a geek, others, I fear for my mind, moreso when I hear something like that, watch it apparently work, and realise I understood it.
SoleMate Posted July 27, 2004 Posted July 27, 2004 13. If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. I've heard this as, "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" (Also a C&W song.)
mintjulep Posted July 27, 2004 Posted July 27, 2004 The other day I got this one: "Excuse me..." (thinking he was going to ask for the time) "yes?" "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "...I don't know. How much?" "Enough to break the ice...Hi I'm [some guy]" I had to laugh at his originality. I only bit because I'd never heard it before! I wished him luck with his endeavors that night, since I'm already taken, but it left a smile on my face until I got to where I was going. I would have fallen for UCFKevin's too, if I were on the market.
LadyDesiire Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 here are the pick-up lines that guys have used on me that really stuck out cuz they're so random.. -"you're so fine, you could turn a gay man straight!" -"i want you to have my son."
BklynAznGuy Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 ME: Excuse me, but would you happen to have any toilet paper Lady : NO???!! Why???? ME: BECAUSE YOU ARE THE $HIT!!!!
Zain Mastron Posted July 28, 2004 Posted July 28, 2004 I've always wanted to use this one, but never had the courage to do so. Go up to a girl in the pub and say 'You're beautiful! No, no, I don't mean sexy, I mean stunning' and then walk away to the bar.
havNfun Posted July 29, 2004 Posted July 29, 2004 I so carelessly blurted these words out to a girl once. " you know, if beauty was measured by degrees of stink, you'd smell like ****"
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