Pyro Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 Try putting in effort, take risks, and get thick skin. If you're doing that and still can't get a woman then I'll feel the sympathy, not before then. 2
Algermas Posted June 26, 2012 Posted June 26, 2012 This topic seems to be implying that men don't already make the overwhelming majority of initial approaches. 1
Els Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 I applaud the satire, but trolls have an uncanny knack of missing it, sadly, so it wouldn't do them any good. 2
yongyong Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 For guys, we have to approach. That's just the way it is. It's like having a business. you can't expect to have customers by sitting. you have to go out and approach potential customers....you could be not that great looking but you can make it up by working hard. For girls, all you have to do is being pretty, pretty and pretty. Too bad, if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it.... those are the trade off between genders.
somedude81 Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 For guys, we have to approach. That's just the way it is. It's like having a business. you can't expect to have customers by sitting. you have to go out and approach potential customers....you could be not that great looking but you can make it up by working hard. For girls, all you have to do is being pretty, pretty and pretty. Too bad, if you are ugly, there is nothing you can do about it.... those are the trade off between genders. A very small, almost negligible number of girls are so ugly that they can't get dates. Even then, there are always blind men.
USMCHokie Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Try putting in effort, take risks, and get thick skin. If you're doing that and still can't get a woman then I'll feel the sympathy, not before then. There are no women.
Author Pyro Posted June 27, 2012 Author Posted June 27, 2012 There are no women. then find a man. Somedude and Caius Ballad are available, but I'm confused on the gender of Caius. 2
Els Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 then find a man. Somedude and Caius Ballad are available, but I'm confused on the gender of Caius. RobertZ is a likely candidate, too, since sex for him is a basic survival need, so I'm sure he would rather have it with a man than die.
phineas Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Try putting in effort, take risks, and get thick skin. If you're doing that and still can't get a quality woman that doesn't play childish games then I'll feel the sympathy, not before then. fify 10 characters 1
verhrzn Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 There are no women. *Checks the party downstairs* *Pokes stomach* *Waves* *Glances in mirror* <Wave retracted>
fucpcg Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Try putting in effort, take risks, and get thick skin. If you're doing that and still can't get a woman then I'll feel the sympathy, not before then. Wow, seriously, I can't tell you how unhelpful this thread is.
phineas Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 *Checks the party downstairs* *Pokes stomach* *Waves* *Glances in mirror* <Wave retracted> Oh yeah! party over here! Party over there!
verhrzn Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Oh yeah! party over here! Party over there! Hey now, the wave was retracted buddy.
phineas Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Hey now, the wave was retracted buddy. No take-backs.
El Brujo Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Reading through this thread, I remember why I don't think human cloning is such a bad idea. We need cloned women who don't have bad attitudes or obnoxious family members like "original" women have.
USMCHokie Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 then find a man. Somedude and Caius Ballad are available, but I'm confused on the gender of Caius. You know there's only one man for me...well, two...but CE might get jealous...so back to one... *Checks the party downstairs* *Pokes stomach* *Waves* *Glances in mirror* <Wave retracted> ::wave:: ::scurries away nervously, hoping no one saw me wave::
Author Pyro Posted June 27, 2012 Author Posted June 27, 2012 You know there's only one man for me...well, two...but CE might get jealous...so back to one... ::wave:: ::scurries away nervously, hoping no one saw me wave:: I am not hairy enough to keep your interest in the long run. You'd break my heart. Keep waving. We need another couple to double date with here.
Desinova Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 I am not hairy enough to keep your interest in the long run. You'd break my heart. Keep waving. We need another couple to double date with here. A fireman and marine walk into a bar. Sounds like the beginnings of a good joke.
Author Pyro Posted June 27, 2012 Author Posted June 27, 2012 A fireman and marine walk into a bar. Sounds like the beginnings of a good joke. It would be utmost impressive if you created something from that.
Desinova Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 It would be utmost impressive if you created something from that. I did the hard part, the rest is up to you. *jk* I know it is lame.
fortyninethousand322 Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 Try putting in effort, take risks, and get thick skin. All very overrated activities.
grkBoy Posted June 27, 2012 Posted June 27, 2012 If you feel there are no women out there, then live your life as if there really are no women. Don't spend your life complaining how there are no women, thinking one will then come. 2
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