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On the rare occassion I get messages, they are usually something like:

 

"hi."

"hey."

"waz up." (from a 22 year old Midwestern white boy.)

 

Why the ever living heck would you bother messaging me with this?? It confuses me to no end.

 

Why? The 1st one wanted to say hi, the second wanted to say hey and the 3rd wanted to say waz up!

 

Of the few messages I've gotten from women about half or a little less than half were hey, hi or variations of.

 

I've gottn 2 responses from "funny" messages. One flaked after getting a date and time the other I went out with last night.

 

The first one went to Texas Tech and this was the email: I'll pass on the red raider rash....oooooh lol! (followed by my "bulk" message). The second was a joke in reference to her having in her profile message me if u wanna grab a drink and can keep it in your pants: Why would I want a drink in my pants? lol if you thought that was funny we just may get along (followed buy my "bulk"). We went out last night and will go out again.

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