firemanq Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 I am reading old posts and found this one. Some of the posts are really funny, and so appropriate. http://www.loveshack.org/forums/romantic/marriage-life-partnerships/infidelity/261401-those-crazy-betrayed-spouses There is one that I can relate to, the keying of the car. I did that while she and the kids were at a school function. I was out of the house and was not invited to the function. When she noticed the key marks and asked, I lied, and denied any knowledge of how the marks got there. I am "remorsefull". Whoops, I lied again. I did do a very childish thing. It is disgusting acutally. When I told my oldest daughter, we both laughed. If there are enough comments, I will post it.
Steen719 Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 OMG...lol :lmao::lmao: The stories are too funny (some sad), but I love the videos. 96Noles...look at the first one....below is the first video posted. Remind you of anyone? My Wife Knows Everything - YouTube
Furious Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 OMG...lol :lmao::lmao: The stories are too funny (some sad), but I love the videos. 96Noles...look at the first one....below is the first video posted. Remind you of anyone? My Wife Knows Everything - YouTube Lol...I'm laughing so hard..my stomach hurts. I'm cooking Italian sausage for dinner tonight.
96nole Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Only the farts would be louder. And skid marks!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! If it was the other way around, where the female in the video was farting, I so would post that on facebook!!!! 1
96nole Posted May 28, 2012 Posted May 28, 2012 Lol...I'm laughing so hard..my stomach hurts. I'm cooking Italian sausage for dinner tonight. Either it's going to be a good night for Mr. Furious, or he better run for his life....or at least his Italian sausage Unless she really is making Italian sausage tonight. In which case she will be jamming the fork into it with a little extra force and vigor and with a little fury behind her eyes. Hmmmm....perhaps that's where she gets her name.
Furious Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Either it's going to be a good night for Mr. Furious, or he better run for his life....or at least his Italian sausage Unless she really is making Italian sausage tonight. In which case she will be jamming the fork into it with a little extra force and vigor and with a little fury behind her eyes. Hmmmm....perhaps that's where she gets her name. Darn...burnt the sausage...had to order in a pizza with extra pepperoni. Hahahaha
Ninja'sHusband Posted May 29, 2012 Posted May 29, 2012 Ahaaaa! Hearing what Owl did on D-Day made me feel less crazy lol. ^^ Yet he reconciled and I'm the one who's in mediation... On D-Day night I couldn't sleep...so I went and wrote/recorded some music that's used in a product out in the real world. It has me singing some cheesy happy music in harmony.... Wasn't exactly a happy night though. I'd post a link to the music, but that'd reveal my ID.
Spark1111 Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 This whole thread is hysterical and exemplifies how unhinged one can become after the discovery of infidelity. I LOVED the moonlock "schmoopie" series. Laughed like crazy the first time directed to it.
96nole Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 This whole thread is hysterical and exemplifies how unhinged one can become after the discovery of infidelity. I LOVED the moonlock "schmoopie" series. Laughed like crazy the first time directed to it. I just watched a few more of those. Man, I can only imagine that is exactly what was being said between the ex-whore and the dirtbag. That's just scary.
Furious Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 I just watched a few more of those. Man, I can only imagine that is exactly what was being said between the ex-whore and the dirtbag. That's just scary. You know if you really loved her you'd be happy for her. Hhaha 1
Owl Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 Ahaaaa! Hearing what Owl did on D-Day made me feel less crazy lol. ^^ Yet he reconciled and I'm the one who's in mediation... Trust me...this was years ago, and yet the damage still remains legendary. My wife sat through the whole episode rather calmly...she knew full well I'd never hurt her nor lay a finger on her. However...to this day I still don't have another grill! =-) (The apartment complex I live in doesn't allow them any longer...but it still makes it kinda humorous to think that this is how the last one went away). I have to honestly say I don't regret what I did...it was far better to take that stress and frustration out on easily replaceable objects than on people. 2
96nole Posted May 31, 2012 Posted May 31, 2012 You know if you really loved her you'd be happy for her. Hhaha Then since I hope she dies in a tragic blimp accident, I guess I don't love her. 1
Author firemanq Posted May 31, 2012 Author Posted May 31, 2012 OK, my fantasy story of revenge. I did not do this, I would never stoop so low. I went to the cheating wife's house to get the kids for my weekend. I had to take a leak so went to the bathroom. I standing there doing what needed to be done, looking around. I spotted a toothbrush that had not been there my last vist, and had never been in my house. Four people lived there, that toothbrush was number 5. I picked it up and examined it. The other 4 brushes belonged to the wife and our 3 kids. Just then I looked down to make sure I was on target and spotted a couple of brown chunks in the toilet bowl. Hmmmm. I stopped mid flow, bent over and using the odd-man-out toothbrush, removed the brown chunks. The toilet looked much nicer, being clean. Then I realized what I had done, and felt remorsefull, very remorseful. I even felt disgust at myself and knew I had to make amends. The sink was too far away, so I used what was at hand to clean the toothbrush. Then I laid the toothbrush on a bit of toilet paper and finished my job at hand. After washing my hands, I tossed the bit of wet toilet paper away, and left the tooth brush on the counter to finish drying. I do hope everyone knows the above story is just a story. I would never do such a thing to my wife's boyfriend, even though he had always been in the background since our marriage started. 1
2long Posted June 1, 2012 Posted June 1, 2012 My W's affair with Rat Meat started about 20 years ago. Mrs Meat found out around 1995 and made them move 2 states away. My W hired RM as a consultant on a job in 2000 and the affair resumed. In Nov 2001, she ended the PA after they'd been 2gether only 2 times that year (he consulted remotely for the most part). I found out in January 2002. I struggled with whether 2 contact Mrs Meat and expose the affair 2 her. I didn't know at first that she had found out 7 years earlier and hadn't told me about it. 5 months after I found out, she found out... ...I couldn't have paid for her reaction! RM was in town trying 2 deliver his report 2 my W's workplace. She wasn't in the office, as we were off having some time alone (I knew why she asked for it - 2 avoid RM - but she didn't know I knew). Apparently, so the story went at the time, RM had forgotten something important (he was always late and ended up not finishing the report even after my W had quit her job and her former super got on his beautox for it), so he called Mrs Meat and asked her 2 get the file off his hard drive and send it 2 him. So the story went, she discovered then that her H was working for my W, or found explicit emails on his computer, got mad, and reformatted all his hard drives and destroyed his CDs. I laughed about that for years. But it didn't quite make sense that Mrs Meat could have not known that he was working for my W. She might have gotten mad over finding explicit emails, I suppose. But a few years ago I discovered something when I was verifying that they had indeed divorced in 2004. I learned that they had a minor daughter who must have been born around 1996, between affairs. And ex Mrs Meat was dragging RM in2 court over her care, including therapy. It 2k me about a year 2 get around 2 doing a people search on RM (I'd done them before, but had no reason 2 for the most part years after d-day), at which point I discovered that RM had named his daughter after my wife. He used her unusual middle name 2 get it past ex Mrs Meat. So, I think it was ac2ally when ex Mrs Meat saw my wife's middle name on his computer files that she blew the gasket and wiped his computers! I still chuckle! -ol' 2long 1
eleanorrigby Posted June 8, 2012 Posted June 8, 2012 I just laughed so hard at the stories and I laughed even harder realizing that I could never have laughed like this a few years ago. Guess I'm healing. I did a lot of crazy stuff but the one that comes to mind right now is me threatening to start breaking windows in the house till he told me what the F$&K! was going on. I guess I must have looked pretty serious ( I WAS!!!!:mad::mad:) because no windows were broken that day. 1
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