I need cute and sexy texts

[Forever Learning]

I need some cute and sexy texts ideas, please!

 

The more seductive, the better! I want to seduce him. Well, I already have, for the most part, but I just want to seduce and flirt with him even more.

 

But, cute sexy texts are good too!

 

So far my favorite is Pirate themed -

 

"Ahoy matey! I wanna swab your deck and shiver your timbers "

 

I want to incorporate something along the lines of buried treasure/booty.

 

Any ideas? He and I have already been out on several dates and done some necking (for you youngsters, that means messing around).

 

My peabrain can use all the help it can get. Thanks!

Edited May 27, 2012 by Forever Learning

[Forever Learning]

Maybe there is a website devoted to texts like this?

[d'Arthez]

Not really sure if there is something out there for these quotes.

 

But, use your own creativity. If you have to "fake" it to get his attention you will lose his attention if you cannot fake it anymore (that is, at a later stage), which may be a huge problem, unless you are looking for something short term.

[Forever Learning]

Not really sure if there is something out there for these quotes.

 

But, use your own creativity. If you have to "fake" it to get his attention you will lose his attention if you cannot fake it anymore (that is, at a later stage), which may be a huge problem, unless you are looking for something short term.

 

Good point! Yes, it is a short term flirty thing, I'm pretty sure. And, I am using the texts sparingly and just for flirty fun. We are best described as friends with benefits. I just wanted to be playful with him and butter him up a little (and make him laugh as well). Thanks for making a good point here.

[CarrieT]

Here is a link to some Pervy Pirate lines that would work for texts....

[johan]

Going with the pirate theme, you could say something like, "Arrrhhh, ahoy there! Shiver me timbers and put your ******* deep into big **** for a mighty *** **** and then I'll swab your big ***** black and ***** behind my ****** **** *** matey!! Aarrrrhhh!!"

[Forever Learning]

Here is a link to some Pervy Pirate lines that would work for texts....

 

Going with the pirate theme, you could say something like, "Arrrhhh, ahoy there! Shiver me timbers and put your ******* deep into big **** for a mighty *** **** and then I'll swab your big ***** black and ***** behind my ****** **** *** matey!! Aarrrrhhh!!"

 

Now THATS what I'm talking about!!!

 

I knew you two wouldn't let me down! Rock on with y:Dur bad selves!!!

[Fondue]

I usually associate pirate women as sleazy and incredibly dirty.

 

Maybe it's just what I grew up learning as a kid from all those cartoons/movies, but weren't pirate ships filled with men and occasionally ahve one female on board that was used for one particular purpose... And she was usually the sleaziest, dirtiest, ugliest thing...

 

So if you were to text me that, I'd be kind of gooned out.

 

Hahahha.

[Forever Learning]

I usually associate pirate women as sleazy and incredibly dirty.

 

Maybe it's just what I grew up learning as a kid from all those cartoons/movies, but weren't pirate ships filled with men and occasionally ahve one female on board that was used for one particular purpose... And she was usually the sleaziest, dirtiest, ugliest thing...

 

So if you were to text me that, I'd be kind of gooned out.

 

Hahahha.

 

Nah, I'm more like the hot chick in the sexy pirate costume that you encounter at the adult halloween parties.

 

I'll harden the wood in your peg leg for sure.

 

I'm just trying to 'Hook' (get it, Captain?) this hot scalliwag fella with some good, dirty humor.

 

He already likes me booty, I'm just trying to encourage him to bury his treasure deep in the the pink coral sands of my island shores.

 

ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH baby!!!!!

 

 

XXX marks the spot!!!

 

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Edited May 27, 2012 by Forever Learning

[kaylan]

Im straight to the point: "Lets screw"

 

lolz