Author Moonchie Posted June 1, 2012 Author Posted June 1, 2012 Hey, it's better than crying. I mean....come on world, admit it. Deep down everyone likes to pass gass because it tickles the backside.
Author Moonchie Posted June 7, 2012 Author Posted June 7, 2012 I'm adding a new one- Cotton candy farts They create a colorful mist that is so thick you can't see through them. Regular price $75.00 for a set of 4 On special for $30.00 until the end of June.
Furious Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 I'm adding a new one- Cotton candy farts They create a colorful mist that is so thick you can't see through them. Regular price $75.00 for a set of 4 On special for $30.00 until the end of June. Do they guarantee gagging and loss of conciousness.
Author Moonchie Posted June 7, 2012 Author Posted June 7, 2012 Do they guarantee gagging and loss of conciousness. There's no gagging, but the funk is enough to knock someone out.
Furious Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 There's no gagging, but the funk is enough to knock someone out. Could this farts, perhaps cause memory loss and incontinence?
Author Moonchie Posted June 7, 2012 Author Posted June 7, 2012 Nah, that would be my ex boyfriend's cooking. He specializes in bastard burgers.
Furious Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Nah, that would be my ex boyfriend's cooking. He specializes in bastard burgers. You don't by any chance have the recipe? I think with your flatulence products and a bastard burger would be the perfect gift for a very special someone.
Author Moonchie Posted June 7, 2012 Author Posted June 7, 2012 Sorry. I have no contact with him. But I think he can be reached by calling 1-800-JACKASS
Furious Posted June 7, 2012 Posted June 7, 2012 Sorry. I have no contact with him. But I think he can be reached by calling 1-800-JACKASS I just called and I've been informed he is in hospital and awaiting a brain and colon transplant.
Author Moonchie Posted June 7, 2012 Author Posted June 7, 2012 I just called and I've been informed he is in hospital and awaiting a brain and colon transplant. Thanks for letting me know. Now maybe in the future he will be smarter and won't spout so much BS! 1
CopingGal Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 I would like to apply for a job. Tonight I had corn fritters rolled in a spinach batter and deep fried in garlic oil and rice milk. I really think I can do a good job for you. I'm up to the challenge. The only thing is, when I'm ready to leave the job and move on, which "end" do I speak to, to get a reference?
sweetheart5381 Posted June 10, 2012 Posted June 10, 2012 Wow, I laughed so hard reading this thread it literally brought tears!! Awesome, thanks!
CopingGal Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 Yeah, this thread really helps when you have a broken heart.
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